(Published July 8th, 2015)

Annabell Chase's Tote's Fab Mary Suemmer Special 2015 pt. 2

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Aquamarine's POV

I was leaving the school because we have no classes for no reason whatsoever when me and Luna (who I was walking with) saw a really pretty boy holding Annabell and a pretty blue-haired chick next to him running toward us. WHY DID ANNABELL GET ALL THE HOT GUYS? SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT NICE! SHE'S A JERK! Oops, uh, I mean, uh, she is so pretty and nice. Hehe, dontkillmepleaseimjustaninnocentgirlwhowasforcedtobethelonglostsisterofpercyjacksonidontevenwanttobeadaughterofposeidoniwannabeadaughterofhebe!

Anyway, so they came to us and did da stops. "HAI!" I says. The boy and the girl were panting while Annabell was da faints, as usual. The boy introduced himself as Francis, son of Aphrodite, and the girl's name was Celeste Black, daughter of Apollers. Celeste told us that Annabell was hit by a foreign curse and that we must saves her. Why would I want to save that bit-- oops, I mean, OH NO, NOT ANNABELL. dontkillme. So anyways, we went and grabbed the other characters (lol, there's too many characters that I can't do the remembers!) and aboard the Argo 2. As soon as we were on, we flew off to Summerland to heal Annabell.

While sailing, which I know how to do because I take sailing at Goode even though Goode isn't supposed to have sailing and I'm not supposed to go to Goode because I'm, like, ten, but who cares, Luna came up to me.

"I'm supes nervous!" She said. I nodded.

"Yeah, me too, but I don't want to heal--" Suddenly Will pooped up.

"DID SOMEBODY SAY HEAL?" He threw medicine at us and spit in my face. I stared at Will. AWKWARD TURTLE 'o,. Then Will ran of-- WAIT! NO! DON'T DO ARABELL'S POV SHE'S SO BORI--

Arabell's POV

I was walking around the Argo 2 when I heard a bang coming from the room next to me. I opened the door and saw Nico and Will doing (A/N Sorry, the author has to keep this book PG! LOLZ!) in my room! IT WAS HORRIBLE! I WANTED TO CRY!

"NICO!" I cried! Nico looked up and locked his eyes with mine. "WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH LOSER WILL?"

"What are you talking about? I thought you were dating Ryler!" Nico said. Lol, who's Ryler?

"THIS IS SO HORRIBLE, I'M GONNA CRY ALL DAY!" I was about to run away when Chilea pooped up. She looked at Nico and Will.

"OH MY FREAKING GODS WHAT THE ACTUAL DI ANGELO?" She slapped her hands in front of her eyes. "I'VE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS! MY EYES HAVE LOST THEIR INNOCENCE! SOLANGELO MUST NEVER HAPPEN!" She snapped her fingers, and the Vortex of Oblivion appeared. WAS SHE GOING TO KILL NEEKS AND WILLY? Instead, Solangelo Fangirl flew out of it.

"WAIT, I'M ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?/1/1//1/1?!?!?!?" Solangelo Fangirl looked at Chilea and had the most evillist look on da facies. "I WILL KILL YOU!" Solangelo Fangirl flew away from da Argo 2. "ONE DAY CHILEA, THE SOLANGELO FANGIRLS WILL RISE AND HIT YOU WITH THEIR CANONS!" She flew off into the distance. Chilea facepalmed.

"That's it! That was the last straw! Schist will go down, you'll see!" Chilea went back to Wattpadia. Sunshine ran into the room behind me.

"WHAT THE DI ANGELO, WHY DO YOU HAVE NO CLO--" Then she fainted. I cried and ran away. I ran into a room that was actually Ryler's room. Lol, that's Ryler.

Ryler grabbed my waist. I nervously bit my lip. "Omgs Ryler, you're so, like, sexy." He pulled closer to him, and our lips locked. Our tong--

(A/N WE'RE SORRY, THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED BECAUSE THIS BOOK MUST BE KEPT PG. THANK YOU.)

Herme's POV

So I've been devising a plan on how to beat Apollo at Candy Crush. So what I'm gonna do is--

Leo's POV

I began to steer the Argo II away from Long Island and toward the Pacific Ocean, even though New York faces the Atlantic Ocean (The author doesn't know geometry, lolz). Lea and Celeste skipped up to me.

"Hey Leo, this part of the chapter is completely relevant so I'm gonna change the POV!" Lea said. Wait, wha--

Claire's POV

wen we wer salein i tink i sauw a perty eyeland buutt im nott sher. lio stired da shyp 2 da eyeland annd we landid. lio geyedid evry1 ohff da shyp. me bay trafis mayd owt wit moi as we wolkd ohff da shyp. den arabel stahped evry1. "ok geyes" shee sed. "we neede 2 fynd laydy ploopshire annd saev annnabel." evry1 nodid. den me annd trafis mayd owt. oll of a sudin me dada pooped uhp. "clair" hee sed. "wyll u mari moi?" DA AMAZANG HARI STILEZ AHSCKD MOI 2 MARI HIOM! WUT DOO I SAE? "yehs" i seyz. den we mayd owt annnd we haz da 10 kidz. trafis cryd and disapered 2 da laand ov storyz wit kaytee garner. soh nou wit me neww boifrennd hari stilez we contynud on owr kwest.

Celeste's POV

We arrived at Summerland, like Claire said before, but none of the readers can read the common language of Terrible Grammar and Auto-Corrected Text Speak. It was really pretty, with the beach and A BUNCH OF HOT SHIRTLESS DUDES TANNING! SO HOT! I MUST DATE ONE OF THEM! I tapped a brunette haired one on the shoulder. "Hey, you wanna date me?" I asked.

"Nah, I'm too lazy." He said. I rolled my eyes and continued on with our quest to Lady Ploopshire. I looked behind me and saw Nico, who suddenly became very sexy to me.

I ran up to him, "Neeks, baby, you wanna date me?" Nico pushed me away.

"CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT I JUST WANNA DATE WILL?" Nico ran up to Will and hugged him protectively. Then Chilea pooped up. Again.

"UGH, WHAT PART OF 'I DON'T LIKE SOLANGELO' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?" she screamed

"Uh, the 'don't' part," Will said.

"I KILLED A SHANK WHO SHIPPED IT. OR AT LEAST TRIED." Chilea pulled at her hair, annoyed. "That's it Will, you're coming with me."

Will looked up from his My Little Pony toys. "What?" Chilea grabbed him, causing him to drop his toys. "WHAT? NO! WAIT, I NEED TO GRAB TWILIGHT SPARKLE! TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!" Chilea and Will disappear to Wattpadia. NOO, NOT MY BROTHER!!!!!!!

Nico plopped down and began to cry, "NOOO, MY WILL! MY BEAUTIFUL WILL!" All of a sudden, a girl who looked like Will came up.

"Hey gurlfriends, I'm back from Starbuck's!" She held up Starbuck's bags. "And I brought frappuccinos!" It was Willow! I knew it, even though I wasn't there when Will turned into Willow, but I know it's Willow because Imma be swag. Nico looked up at me.

"How can we bring him back?" he asked.

"We have to carry on," I said. "He would've wanted us to." I wiped away a tear, after all, it was my own brother who was gone too.

Arabell scoffed behind me. "Thank the gods he's gone, he's such a loser. Now, let's continue so we can save Annabell, kay?" Arabell was so kind and considerate of other people's feelings!

I looked at my surroundings and noticed a mountain with a cave, though why it took me three pages to notice, Idk. I pointed out the cave to everyone else. "It's that way," I said. "That's the cave of Lady Ploopshire."

*TIME LAPSE*

Francis' POV

Omgs, I am, like, soooooo tired! We've been climbing up this mountain for all of five seconds, and I think I've had enough work out to last me 50 years. Do I look okay, Mom?

Aphrodite: You look fabulous as always, Francis!

Francis: Right back atchya!

Aphrodite: Oh, stop it, you!

Francis: ;)

Anyway, so we kept climbing up the hill, but I was already getting, like, supes tired! ':o *sweaty facies* WAIT! MOTHER! I CAN'T SWEAT! IF I SWEAT THEN I CAN'T BE FAB! Aphrodite then came down from the heavens and blessed me with the powers of Fabulousness. Then she left. After five minutes we finally-- FINALLY-- reached the top of the mountain. Celeste lead us inside the cave at the side of the hill.

Inside was a pretty lady (to those who weren't gay as the fourth of July like me) and looked very mysterious. She had long, luscious brown hair that stopped exactly two millimeters below her waist, lavender orbz, and tan skins. She was wearing a purple cloak, and held a staff with a purple orb (like, the ball, not the eye) on top of it. She was closing her eyes, so I don't even know how I knew her eye color, but whatever. She finally opened her eyes. They were glowing, and she had a glowing purple aura around her.

"I am Lady Ploopshire, Guardian of Summerland," she said majestically. "But you can call me Amethyst." Amethyst closed her eyes again, and the orb on her staff began to glow. "Now, young demigods, tell me what you seek!"

Arabell pushed passed me, holding the FABULOUS ANNABELL CHASE! Celeste ran up behind Arabell. "Oh, Lady--" Celeste was interrupted.

"I said call me Amethyst!" Amethyst yelled.

"Oh, Amethyst, we wish to heal our friend, Annabell." Celeste finished. Amethyst still had her orbz closed.

"I will only heal her if you sacrifice two of your friends for my Lalafloppendoop Ceremony!" What? BUT WE CAN'T SACRIFICE ANYONE! WE ARE TOO FAB!

Arabell's POV

When Amethyst said to sacrifice two people, I grabbed Aquamarine and Luna by the neck and threw them at Amethyst. Although the two wimps struggled as Amethyst (who still had her orbz closed) tied them to a pole, it was no use: Aquamarine and Luna were destined to be sacrificed. Haha, the little bit--

Anyway, as Amethyst prepared the boiling poison for the ceremony, Celeste grabbed Amethyst's potions book and looked through it to see if she could heal Annabell. Amethyst called Celeste over to help her. Celeste marked her place in the book and began to put gags in Aquamarine and Luna's mouths. The two best friends passed out, because of the gas in the gags. Now they won't feel the pain of being boiled to death! So kind of Amethyst! Anyway, as Amethyst finished the boiling poison, I helped attach the pole to a chain. Celeste pulled the chain, and soon the two unconscious girls were hanging over the pot of boiling poison. Lalaloopsies popped out from behind the rocks and boulders and showers and began to sing songs in Voodooish. Aquamarine and Luna began to move closer to the pot. C'mon, just a couple more feet... GO FASTER CELESTE!

Celeste: I CAN'T! IT'S PART OF THE CEREMONY!

Anyway, as I was imagining their painful death, that stupid author Chilea pooped up.

"MAI BABIES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABIES?!" That freaking idiot Chilea grabbed Aquamarine and Luna from their boiling death! Amethyst opened her eyes, and the Lalaloopsies became silent. The pot of boiling poison began to smell, and the Lalaloopsies began to melt.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Amethyst yelled. She began to turn into a doll "I NEED TO SACRIFICE THEM TO THE VOODOO KING TO LIVE!" Amethyst tried to take Aqua and Luna from Chilea, but Chilea teleported to Wattpadia, bringing Aqua and Luna to safety. "Whatever, I'll just sacrifice this idiot!" Amethyst grabbed Annabell and threw her in the pot. WAIT! ANNABELL, NOOOOOOO!!!!! The Lalaloopsies began to reform and sing again. Fire raised from the ground, and creepy shadows danced along the walls. Suddenly this isn't sounding like a horrible fanfic anymore.

Francis looked around in horror, "Annabell ain't worth all this. PEACE MOFOS!" Francis ran away from the mountain along with everyone else but me. Whatever, I'm too fab for help! I suddenly realized what was going on. Pulling on my charm bracelet that turns into a dagger, I began slicing people up. One of the dolls ate my arm and my dagger, but I just ate ambrosia and it grew back! So did my dagger! Anyways, so I sliced everyone up until it was just me and Amethyst.

"No," Amethyst said. "You won't get away with this!" She began to cast a spell when Annabell raised from the pit of boiling poison and stabbed Amethyst in the head with her dagger. "I'M BACK, MOFOS!" she screamed. I looked at her, then screamed. "What?" she asked.

"YOU HAVE A SCAR ON YOUR HEAD!" Annabell looked at her head without looking at her reflection and screamed.

"APHRODITE! I CAN'T BE FAB WITH A SCAR ON MY FOREHEAD!" Aphrodite blessed her with Fab powers.

"It'll take a few hours for the scar to go away," Aphrodite said from the heavens. Then all of us teleported back to the mansion. Annabeth ran up to Annabell and hugged her sister.

"Omgs," Annabeth said, "YOU HAVE A SCAR LIKE HARRY FREAKING POTTER!"

Then I fainted because the author is really tired and doesn't feel like writing a good ending.

(A/N) So that's the end! Yay! That last sentence was true, it was, like, 2 in the morning when I finished this chapter. Anyway, anyone know any good Lou Ellen/Cecil/Nico/Will fanfics? PLEASE! I'M CRAVING ONE! Anyway, BYERSIEBYES MY FLUFFY ENCHILEADAS!!!

With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼