(Published July 7th, 2015)

Annabell Chase's Tote's Fab Mary Suemmer Special 2015 pt. 1

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๖ۣۜOnce Upon a time in a magical land far far away...

Annabell: No, we ain't starting like that!

Spongebob Narrator: But--

Annabell: No! It ain't swag enough!

Spongebob Narrator: But it's cliche!

Annabell: Does it look like I care?

Spongebob Narrator: Well, who's telling the story here?

Annabell: Not you anymore.

Spongebob Narrator: What--

*Annabell pushes Spongebob Narrator into The Land of Stories*

Spongebob Narrator: Not again.

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Annabell's POV

"AQUAMARINE, GET YOUR SKINNY BUTT OVER HERE!"

I hate Aqua. She is just sooooooooooooo annoying! Ugh! She didn't even do anything but I hate her anyway.

So today is the the last day of school, and I woke up all bored and stuffs. Chloe burst into my room looking all Egypts and stuff.

"Make me breakfast!" Chloe jumps on my bed over and over again. I groan and pushed her off.

"Do I look like I'm your maid?" I got up and jumped on her face before leaving my room. Chloe teleported to the Duat because the author didn't feel like including her anymore.

I went downstairs using the elevator because the escalator was broken and broken escalators are dangerous strangerous and I could dies if I go down a stopped escalator.

Will was cooking up some yum-yum because he's now our maid. BUT BOYS CAN'T BE MAIDS! Oh whatever, we'll just change his gender so it can work.

"Hey guys, come get yo breakfast before I go to Starbucks!" Willow giggled as she set the breakfast on the table. Nico wokes up because Willow's aura caused a disturbance in his eyelids.

"Hey Will what's-- WHAT THE TARTARUS HAPPENED TO ME BAE!" Nico ran over to Willow and started touching her bodys and stuffs to see if she was really a girl. "WHY?????????????" Nico ran away crying.

"Omgs, Neeks, come ba-ack!" Willow ran off to grab Neeks and dragged him off to Starburcks.

"Take me with you! I will die if I don't have Starbucks in the next five seconds because I'm white!!!" Claire ran towards Willow with Sunshine jumping on her.

"I LOVE YOU NICO, TAKE ME INSTEAD!" Sunshine used her powas of Apollers to possess Claire and scratch her eyeballers out. Claire screamed Smexily as she grew a pair.

Of eyeballs of course, get your head out Hades' underwear drawer! The two of them flew away to eat some Starburck's or something. We drove to Goode this morning because duh, it was the last day of school silly! I was wolkin in da hallway wen a coote boi booompped inta mii.

"OMGS, HI GURLFRIEND, MY NAME IS FRANCIS! WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR OUTFIT, IT'S TOTES ADORBS!" Francis was wearing a pink polo from Vineyard Vines. He had blonde hair and kalidscope orbs that were memerizing. He had full pink lips, high cheek bones, boy booty shorts, and sperrys.

"I got it from Victoria's Secre--" Suddenly a girl with black hair and purple streaks popped up. She had a ripped shirt that said MCR ROX 666. PREPZ DYE. Her booty shorts said 'GOFFIKS' and she was crying bloodeyness.

"GOFFIKS, KIL DA PREPZ!11!!" She took at a stick and pointed it at me and Francis. "ABRA KEDABRA!11!1!!!" A green light flashed and then I fainted.

Arabell's POV

I arrived in Sir Flobbenschnieder's room and prepared for our project presentation. OMGS, where's Annabell? SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW! That bit--

Anyway, as I was setting up for my project, a girl with pale skin, black hair and obsidian orbs bumped into me. STOPPED BUMPING INTO ME PEOPLE!

The girl looked at me and said: "Ciao, il mio nome è Scarlet Darkness Obsidian Death Breath Corpse Bride Johnny Depp Tim Burton Phlegm Luca de Maria Sillybandz© Dora the Explorer Di Angelo, e io sono da tempo perso la sorella di Nico Di Angelo. Sembri una spogliarellista, eri la ragazza Nico è stato costretto ad oggi? Glielo chiederò. NICO, OTTENERE IL PROPRIO BUTT BIANCO SOPRA QUI!!!"

What did she just say? I'm so confuzzled. "I NO SPEAK MEXICAN!" I said real slowly, even though I am Mexican. Nico ran up behind Scarlet and turned to her.

"Che cosa è esso, Scarlet?" Nico said.

"Questa ragazza la tua ragazza?" Scarlet said.

"Lei mi ha costretto. Perché?" Nico said.

"Sembra una spogliarellista." Scarlet said.

Nico laughed, "Haha, lo fanno tutti."

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?! "What did she just say?" I asked.

"She, uh, likes your outfit," Nico stated nervously.

Scarlet's POV

Dove diavolo ho appena viene? Dove sono? Che Cosa Mai. Così, sono entrato in camera di Sir Flobbenschnieder e ho visto questa ragazza-sluty guarda che mi fissava. ho detto, "Ciao, il mio nome è Scarlet Darkness Obsidian Death Breath Corpse Bride Johnny Depp Tim Burton Phlegm Luca de Maria Sillybandz© Dora the Explorer Di Angelo, e io sono da tempo perso la sorella di Nico Di Angelo. Sembri una spogliarellista, eri la ragazza Nico è stato costretto ad oggi? Glielo chiederò. NICO, OTTENERE IL PROPRIO BUTT BIANCO SOPRA QUI!!!"

Nico si avvicinò a me. Arabell ha detto qualcosa, ma non mi importava.

"Che cosa è esso, Scarlet?" Nico ha detto.

"Questa ragazza la tua ragazza?" Ho detto.

"Lei mi ha costretto. Perché?" Nico ha detto.

"Sembra una spogliarellista." Ho detto.

Nico rise, "Haha, lo fanno tutti."

Dopo di che mi sono stufato uscire con Arabell lì così ho lasciato prima che potessi essere infettato da cliché.

Annabeth's POV

*English Translation of the Italian Scarlet just said:

Where the heck did I just come from? Where am I? Whatever. So, I came into Sir Flabbenschnieder's room and saw this sluty-looking girl staring at me. I said, "Hi, my name is Scarlet Darkness Obsidian Death Breath Corpse Bride Johnny Depp Tim Burton Phlegm Luca Maria Silly Bandz© Dora the Explorer Di Angelo, and I'm Nico Di Angelo's long lost sister. You look like a stripper, were you the girl Nico was forced to date? I'll ask him. NICO, GET YOUR WHITE BUTT OVER HERE!!!"

Nico came up to me. Arabell said something but I didn't care.

"What is it, Scarlet?" Nico said.

"Was this girl your girlfriend?" I said.

"She forced me. Why?" Nico said.

"She looks like a stripper." I said.

Nico laughed, "Haha, they all do."

After that I got bored hanging out with Arabell there so I left before I could be infected by the clichés.

Francis' POV:

O. M. GODS. LIKE, I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! I'M MEETING THE TOTES FAMOUS ANNABELL CHASE! SHE, IS, LIKE, MY ROLE MODEL! I HAVE ANNABELL CHASE SHIRTS AND PANTS BOXERS AND BRIEFS AND NECKLACES AND BRAS AND THONGS AND SHOES AND SOCKS AND HEADBANDS AND TANKTOPS! SHE'S ON ALL OF MY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING!

Okay, like, so I'm a son of the totes fab Aphrodite! Luv ya mom!

Aphrodite: Luv ya too Francis! Oh, btw, that outfit is totes adorbs! You look fab!

Me: Thanks gurl!

Aphrodite: Can't ignore a fantabulous outfit!

Anyway, so when I was walking to my class I accidentally bumped into this girl, who was actually Annabell Chase! I THINK I'VE DIED AND GONE TO ELYSIUM! Anyway, I asked where she got her totes fantabulous outfit and she was about to tell me when this random chick with goth clothes popped up. She said something about killing the preps and abra kadabra and a green light flashed out the end of her stick thingy and made Annabell faint. NOOO, DA BAE ANNABELL! I went up to the chick and snapped my fingers.

"Excuuuuuuuuse moi you did NOT just do that, gurlfriend!" She looked at me and growled.

"O MY SATAN!1 DA PREP LIVD1!!!1! DRACO, KIL HIOM!!11!!" She turned to a pale boy with blonde hair and red orbs. HE WAS SOOOOOOOOOO HOT.

"Butt Enoby, dis boi iz sexi." OMGS DID THAT BOY JUST CALL ME SEXY? All of a sudden the author popped up.

"NO, MY IMMORTAL CAN'T RUIN MY BOOTYFUL FABFICTION!" Chilea summoned the Vortex of Oblivion and sucked Enoby and THE BEAUTIFUL SMEXY DRACO into the Vortex of Oblivion. Then she teleported to Wattpadia.

Annabell woke up. I looked at her and saw something on her forehead.

"Um, you have something on your face," I says.

She grabbed a mirror that popped up for her convenience. Annabell looked into it and screamed. "AHHHHHH, I HAVE A ZIT! I HAVE A ZIT!"

I looked at her again and saw she had a zit above the thing on her forehead. "No, not that. Below that." She looked again at the mirror, screamed, and fainted. NO, NOT THE FAB ANNABELL CHASE! I MUST GET HELP! I ran to the nurse's office and no one was in there but this girl. She had golden blonde orbs and blue hair.

"Hi, my name's Celeste Black and I'm a daughter of Apollers!" She jumped over to me and put her head on my shoulder. "Oh, you a SUPES cute! Like, kiss me!" She tried to kiss me but I pushed her away.

"EWWWW, I'M GAY, I DON'T WANT YOUR GIRL COOTIES!" She looked da hurts, butt then she changed her facies.

"So, what brings you here, cutie?" She puts her finger on my Smexy chest and flicked it up.

"The fantabulous Annabell Chase is fainted and she won't wake up!" I yelled! Celeste took Annabell out of my arms and puts her on da bed. She stared intensly at Annabell with her orbz. She then puts her hand on da Annabell and began to sings da song from Tangled. SHE WAS SUCH A FAB SINGER!

When Celeste was done, Annabell still didn't wake up. "Y SHE NO WAKEY-WAKEY?" I asked. Celeste looked at my sadly.

"She's been hit by a foreign curse, and it looks like a side-effect of it is not waking up. The only way to wake her up is to find Lady Ploopshire of Summerland and have the Lalafloppendoop Ceremony!" Celeste handed Annabell to me. "Get the others, we have an adventure to go on."

(A/N) That is part one of this two-part special! Whoop! I already have the other part written, and that should be up tomorrow. So, besides that, the character Celeste Black was created by Celestialcombat_. Well, that's all! 

Anyway, as always, BYERSIEBYES MY FLUFFY ENCHILEADAS!!!!!

Stay Perky,

With Love, Pacific Green Sea Turtles, and Fluffy Pies,

~Chilea, daughter of Demeter and legacy of Apollo.❀ ☼