Me: *goes to Mom's room*

Mom: *talking on the phone*

Me: *leaves*

Mom: *bursts into my room* Hi! :D

Me: 0_0 *mentally* Oh no...

Mom: You came to see me because you missed me! Right? :D *proceeds into the room with wide, creepy grin*

Me: *hides behind pillow* You get weirder by the day...