- On Whatsapp -

Sister: How are you? Still sick?

Me: Somewhat.

Sister: I see... You should jump up and down during the full moon, then eat a spider. Then you'll be all better. :'D

Me: 0_0

Sister : Believe it or not, old remedies for common illnesses back in the 1500s or so were actually like that... Something like a buttered spider sandwich was supposed to cure the common cold. :'D

Me: Ewwwwwwwww
Sister : And there was also something about wearing a barrel under the full moon or something...

Me: Uh...

Sister : And something about peeing that I don't remember.

Me: OK... 0_0

Sister: And then something about killing a snake. I don't remember most of it. Obviously.

Me: I think we've settled that people were definitely loony back then.

Sister: I think the snake one was something like... Dip a rock in milk and apply to snake bites. Now, now... They were just creative! :'D