Me: Why do they have to make things so complicated? A shrimp fork?

Mom: I used to live in that kind of society. There was the shrimp fork, the salad fork, the dinner fork, and then there were two spoons.

Me: That's ridiculous...

Mom: I remember Mom sending me to this etiquette school when I was eleven where you were taught when to eat with what, to sip from cups with your pinky...

Me: 0_0

Mom: I think I'm the most uncouth society girl. If they could see me now eating with my hands...