The following conversation took place in a Whatsapp group. Some parts have been edited or altered for the privacy of individuals involved.

Sister: Where is *insert friend's name* today? She appears to be missing.

Me: Dunno.

Sister: Of course you know, aren't you stalking her and peeking into her windows? 😂

Me: Nah, I prefer online stalking. Takes less energy and less of a chance of getting caught too. 😏

Sister: Ha. That's true, but online stalking doesn't accomplish much. 😂

Me: Sometimes it does. 😂😂

Me: I stalked my teachers at IOU. 😂😂😂

Sister: When you learn their location and go find them? 😲 You creepy stalker, you.

Me: And I stalked a tajweed male instructor for a friend and she thought I was crazy. 😂😂

Sister: 😲😂 Why do you do that? 😂 Want to learn if they're secretly murderers?

Me: He said he was an instructor for IOU so I had to find him. 😝

Sister: 😂😂

Me: IOU would send me to their psychology department if they knew the things I did! 😂

Sister: Tsk tsk. Shame on you! 🙊