Brother (Y): Why am I always blamed?

Me: You know Mom. If something is missing, she blames anyone around her.

Mom: What? I do not! :O

Me: *mimes digging through a hand bag* Something is missing... I know Yousef took it!

Mom/Brother: :'D

Mom: Did you know our car was stolen? :D

Me: He knows. He's aware of the details... And so is Wattpad.

Mom: What?! Sharifah! :O

Me: :'D