Me: [starts organizing my bookshelf and takes my books off the Islamic bookshelf in the sitting room]

Mom: 😱😭 No! You're ruining my Islamic shelf! It won't look pretty anymore!

Me: 😂 [takes more books] I didn't buy these to look pretty on your shelf!

Mom: [stands by the shelf to guard it] No more! Anything else you'll have to borrow! 😡

Me: [sneaks more books away after she's gone]