Part-timer: [goes to clean sewage drain]

Mom: [loans him a scarf]

Part-timer: [ties scarf around his head and face]

Mom: I need a picture of this! 😆

Part-timer: 😱 No! Next thing I know I'll be a "terrorist"!

Several minutes later

Mom: There's a Nepali terrorist outside your window! 😆

Me: 😐

Mom: 😂