Me: I know you ate the meat!

Brother: What meat?

Me: I know you did it...

Brother: You have to be specific. What meat?

Me: [ignores and continues cooking]

Brother: Hey, what meat?

Me: Hmm... I think I hear the wind...

Brother: -_- What meat?

Me: How weird. The wind sounds like a guy's voice...

Brother: -_-

Me: :D