- At Grandmother's -

*Art exhibition shows on TV

First piece: An oversized 1 US dollar.

Uncle: They're selling THAT for a million dollars?

Grandmother: *makes a comment about the silliness of some people*

Next picture: A deformed face.

Uncle: What is THAT?

Mom: What in the world is that?! He looks half dog! He has a dog's nose!

Me/Uncle: :'D

Next picture: Some very simple shape with dots around it.

Mom: Yousef could draw that!... If I draw something,do you think I could get a million dollars?