- Mom, Yousef, and I go to see our new house on a bus -

- Bus stops -

Mom: *gets off*

Me: *attempts to follow*

Mom: Hold on to the handle when you get off.

Me: *holding three things so can't touch the handle* Mom...

Mom: *looking at her phone and not paying attention*

Me: *decides to jump off the ledge*

*Jumps and trips over hem of abaya*

*Tips forward and falls against Mom*

* Falls against the wall with Mom*

*Lands on the concrete.

Me: Awesome! -_-

Mom: :'D

Bus driver: Is she OK...? 0_0

Me: *mentally* Even more awesome!