Brother: [finally arrives to take me on our walk] I'm back!

Me: 😒 You're late! Where have you been, young man?

Brother: You sound like a mother scolding her child... 😮

Me: Put on 10 years and I'd be old enough to be your mother; or, wait, not even ten since some girls have kids when they're between 13 and 15...

Brother: 😨

Me: 😂😂😂