Me: [turns on the washing machine and forgets to put the hose in the bathroom]

*Entire apartment floods*

Me: 😱 *Gets the squeegee*

***

Me: [forgets to put the hose in the bathroom again after turning on washing machine]

*Apartment floods and water gets to clothes and books*

Me: 😨😱😡

Mom: Get the squeegee.

***

Me: [starts a load at 3 am and remembers to put the hose in the bathroom]

Brother: Did you forget to put the hose in the bathroom again?

Me: NO! [runs out and sees water everywhere] I put the hose in! I know I did! [remembers the bathroom door was left open] 😒😭

***

Mom: Where's your friend? 😆

Me: Huh? 😕

Mom: The squeegee! I know you two have been bonding lately! 😆😂

Me: 😒😡