Brother: [comes down with a T-shirt on his head and covering his forehead]

Me: What are you wearing? 🤨

Brother: I may have done something stupid.

Me: What did you do?

Brother: Well, I was trimming my beard and then my eyebrow was itching, and I scratched it with the razor.

Me: 😶😶😶🤦🏽‍♀️