Brother: My leg feels better, so I'll take you on our walk tomorrow.

Me: So now you remember... 😒

Brother: But remind me.

Me: Remind you? You remember your games and your friends, but you can't remember to take your sister out on a walk once a day? I see where your priorities are... 😔

Brother: 😶

Me: And I raised you... I had to change your diapers and give you a bath... And I had to take care of you all by myself when Mom was at work... 😔

Brother: Okay, okay... Stop the guilt trip now... 😨

Me: And I had to carry you through that airport, and you were so heavy, and you kept slipping, and I kept having to lift you up again... 😔

Brother: [runs]

Me: 😂