- At the book fair -

Me: [stops at favorite book stall and starts looking through the books and asking the guy watching the stall questions about a book]

Mom: Hey, the guy who was here last year who had eyes for you isn't here...

Me: 😶 He did not! 😨

- Several minutes later -

*Other guy appears*

Me: 😨 *prays Mom won't say anything embarrassing*

Mom: Hey, you're the guy from last year! 😁