Me: [walking down the street with brother]

Brother: [takes out phone and starts looking at it as he walks]

Me: [smacks him] Are you looking at your phone while you're in the middle of the street?! That's a good way to get hit! 😑

Brother: [rubs head] Oww... You're overreacting...

Me: Yeah, and one day you'll be lying in the street and you'll say, "Oh... Sharifah was right..."

Brother: 😨