Brother: I have the perfect guy for you. 😆

Me: Uh-huh...

Brother: His name is Shaykh Ilyas. He has a beard, he's very religious, and he doesn't watch movies or listen to music. He's perfect for you!

Me: Mhm... And is he Omani?

Brother: Yeah... But I have to check one thing...

Me: What?

Brother: I have to find out if he's single! 😆

Me: 😂😂😂