Brother: I'm am coming home soon. Did you miss me?

Me: Was I supposed to? 😱 You should have told me! 😱

Brother: YES! 😡😡😡

Me: I forgot to miss you because you didn't tell me! 😱

Brother: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO!

Me: But I have a bad memory. Didn't you know? 😌

Brother: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!

Me: Why do you want me to miss you then? You're so odd. 😮

Brother: I hate you.

Me: Nah, you're just in denial of your absolute adoration for me. 😏

Brother: I don't like you. 😡