Friend: - omanie observes us from a distance -

Me: What am I observing?

Friend: Me and Lui bounce around like eggs.

Me: Don't break. Eggs don't bounce. They crack. You'll be Humpty Dumpty in a minute.

Friend: Unless they’re boiled and peeled, then they bounce.

Me: I'm sure a boiled egg will splatter. They're not balls.

Friend: Well, we’re overbouled cos someone don't know  how to cook.🤗

Me: You can't boil an egg?😵

Friend: It becomes green when I do it.

Me: 😵😵😵😵What in the world do you do?!🙈

Friend: Feel sorry for my future Zauj. 😏😊