Mom and I drive to the assigned house for our Friday halaqah. As we're parking the car, a random woman passes by.

Mom: *watching woman as she parks the car* Don't scratch your butt in public. It's not nice.

Me: 0_0 MOM!

Mom: What? Just saying... 😄

After leaving the car, we pass the same woman in front of a house.

Mom: Should I tell her not to scratch her butt?

Me: 😨😱 *quickly steers her in the opposite direction before she tries*