Written on the 8th of September 2016

= You can't escape the fandoms.

Even if you don't mean to make a reference. They. Will. Find. You.

<~>•*•<~> Story Time <~>•*•<~>

"Hi there friend!" Stublobart said to his best friend, Nicholas Pimsagington. "How are you feeling?" He looked at Nicholas, dressed in an elizabithian dress with a ruff.

"Sophisticated" Nicholas said in a rough cockney accent "hows bout you gov'ner?" This time he said it in a high class accent.

"Okay" Stublobart replied.

"Okay" Santa replied.

Comments:

AnInnocentBannana: TFIOS

Replies

AMagicalFlyingTalkingSword: Oh gods I only read that story once and I cried so hard.

MoreUselessThanDanHowellsBelt: ily Hazel Grace!!!

PikaThePikachu:
Lets have a TFIOS party!

RickRolled:
I'll get the tissues!

ABladeOfGrass:
I'll get the cake!

IFoundNemo:
I'll get the balloons!

GreenTarmac:
Anyone notice there are more refrences in the usernames than the rest of this chapter?

TwoTowersStandPrimevil:
TFIOS is bæ!!

DidSomeoneSayDracoMalfoy:
Hazel and Augustus are my OTEEPEE!

PutOnYourDollFaces:
Can we appreciate the fact Evie has only read 1 chapter of TFIOS so she wrote this off what she saw on the movie trailer?

SnerpADerp:
TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS TFIOS

JohnGreen:
This is NOT what I wrote the books for :(

EvieTheEevee:
Wait I just wrote 170 words about comments on The Fault In Our Stars!
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I don't even know anymore

= Now im always up for correct spelling so I am giving you some ProTips!

Sparkles: Pro-Tip!

• Read My Immortal (type in My Immortal Harry Potter into Wattpads search bar)

• Do the EXACT OPPOSITE of the spelling and grammar

= Why do fights always end with the main character fainting?

MC:

*goes on quest*
*faints*

* ships OTP*
*faints*

*meets someone through a mutual friend*
*faints*

*breathes*
*faints*

Girl what type of drugs are you doing?

= Okay so alot of people are saying that Percy is/isn't hot but I have proof he is:

No wait wrong picture schist IGNORE THAT.

Anyway here is the proof:

This is a CANON SOURCE!

Also Percy is nearly as tall as Dan and Phil I'm not ready.

= Remember Camp Jupiter?
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Thought so.

= Pernico:
• Not canon
• Doesn't work
• Solangelo and Percabeth are canon now.

But you can dream right?

Pernico shippers: AHAHAHA
HAHAHA

HAHAHA

OHHHHH GODDSSSS

*starts crying*

= Right I get there is loads of LGTB+ support and believe me I LOVE that this is now an acceptable thing however:

1. Why are there so many LGTB+ characters in a story?

2. Why are there so little  LGTB+  characters in a story?

You can't win.

Be like Apollo:
He's Immortal
He's Bisexual
He's Completely Comfortable With Himself
He's also got loads of enemies but, Hey! You can't have it all!

= Harry Potter Crossovers:

Percy is 17

Harry is 30/40ish

But SURE who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks? All grown men are allowed at hogwarts!

Hogwarts Students: *holds hands and sings some cheesy hymn about how we are all equal and loving each other*

=Most popular eye colours:

-Green

-Blue

-Grey

-Some non-existent colour

People with brown eyes: ;-;

#BrownLove2k16

=  Friendly reminder that some day Thalia will be all alone in the world after watching her friends and family grow old and die :)

Yay! Fun fun fun in this book!

= So I am always reading about Mrs. O' Leary being used for transport (when the Argo II is forgotten and teleportation stopped working).

May I remind you of the fabulousness that is rainbow the hippocampi?

ITS A BLOODY  HORSE MERMAID!

WHO DOESN'T WANT A HORSE MERMAID? ITS A CROWD PLEASER!

YEAHHH these chapters get weirder and weirder...

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Bye bye

Eevee

*screaming because he mentioned me in his younow*