Written on 1st of September 2016
Grammar was made purposely bad, spot the mistakes!

= Orbs are always mentioned in the "Moments I hate/detest/dislike/hate with a burning passion" series but I have only ever read ONE legit fanfic were orbs are mentioned.

= Remember the orientation video?

The one you watched when you first came to camp?

Yeah thought so.

=When song lyrics make it into a song.

Does anyone read these? I sure as hell don't.

Eg:

Percy trudged along the beach the waves crashing against the sand leaving an almost romantic background noise for Percys thoughts.

First things first your freakishly tall,

The music blasted into Percys ears from the iPhone he had somehow got.

It's weird you look like a noodle.

Percy couldn't help remember the fight he had had with Annabeth earlier that day.

You've got hair that was cool in 2010,

A tear trickled down Percys cheek as the lyrics hit home.

And when wet you just look like a poodle.

Percy looked out to sea, wondering if he could ever be happy again,

Hobbit!
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Okay maybe I took that a bit too far.

= Authors notes in the (A/N fudge, I don't know what to do in these, my life is boring) middle of a sentence.

= Author notes that are longer then the chapter:

Chapter 1
I fought the monster with ferocious speed, countering every move it pulle- wait f@@k this is meant to be cliché I mean

Chappie 1
i flipped my hair and batted my orbs when suddenly A MONSTAR appeared ö OMGZ i quickly pulled on me owl earrings when they turned into SWORDS and then i killed the monster. Then i fainted.

(A/N omg I worked so hard on this chappie! But guess what guys?????? There is sumone at my skewl who HAS A FANDOM BACKPACK i need it so bad, and i was just like NO WAY and my friend was like: Evie what the hell is wrong with you, you are staring at a bag and I was like GOD CHO CHANG I NEEED IT IN MY LYFEE THIS FANDOM IS LOVE. THIS FANDOM IS LIFE and my friend spat on my face and said: BISH I AINT CHO CHANG! ! Lolz ma lyfe is so eventful, tune in next year for another sentence)

Me: *looks at what I just wrote* * jumps into the river lethe*

= The typical outline of a chapter list:

Prolouge

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Sorry

Chapter 3

STUPID WRITERS BLOCK

Chapter 4

Hi

Oops

An update

Chapter 5

Bye for now

= When authors- *screen goes to static*
"HELLO THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE IMTUFP ON AN IMPORTANT BULLETIN! OVER TO YOU BILL"

Bill: Hello, thank you Susan *shuffles papers like he has a purpose* Scientists have discovered after extensive research that *clears throat* IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT AS A WRITER YOU HAVE TO SHOW COMMITMENT! Over to you Jane.

A completely different woman from before: Thanks Bill, now back to your normal scheduled program.

*static*

Evie: -completely forget about books.

= Goode reads: a "goode" way to put pirated Percy Jackson books up due to copyright loop-holes
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Oh come on!
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I put effort into that pun!

= Perce stroked his small hand through Annabeths brown hair, his blue orbs welling with tears.

Me: I would tell you to read the books but you're too far gone.

= Annabitch, because girls must remain loyal to THE ONE BOY ALONE OR GOD HELP YOU.

= English people trying to write about the American schooling system:

err fudge so this will translate to this and... SCREW IT. *gives up after chapter 1*

American people trying to write about the English schooling system:

idgaf

Scottish people:

*crying in a corner* we would like to be noticed please. Hogwarts is here! You guys like Hogwarts right? Our national animal is a unicorn... anyone?

= Annabeth looked up from the book she was reading: War and Peace to see Percy walking towards her-

Im sorry you may have forgotten about a minor inconvenience called dyslexia.

Also do you really think someone with ADHD would sit still long enough to read War and Peace?

=Jason has glasses.

= *mastermind music plays*

Evie: okay Lynn you have one question to go on the topic "Percy Jackson"

Lynn: I got this.

Evie: Who was the original three to go on a quest in the lightning theif?

Lynn: okay, it was Percy, Annabeth and... And... *sweats nervously* was it Luke?

Evie: So Percy, Annabeth and *with distaste* ...Luke, is that your final answer?

Lynn: I think it was Luke, err I think it was...

Evie: *writes GROVER UNDERWOOD in capital letters on paper* *taps paper to get Lynns attention*

Lynn: My answer is Percy,Annabeth and Luke,

Evie:

Evie:

Evie:

Evie: WHAT THE [Bleep] ITS GROVER UNDERWOOD SPELL IT WITH ME GROVER [Bleep] UNDERWOOD ARE YOU DENSE HOW CAN YOU FORGET GROVER? NEXT YOU WILL BE TELLING ME YOU FORGOT FRANK!

Lynn: lmao who?

Evie: AHFZNNCZ *starts flipping tables* READ THE DAMN BOOKS YOU LITTLE [Bleep] JESUS [Bleep] CHRIST ON A TRICYCLE. *security starts dragging Evie away* I WILL KILL YOU HONESTLY I WILL [Bleep] KILL YOU. ITS GROVER UNDERWOOD. G-R-O-V-

*screen cuts to black*

Well, that was... Something idk what happened but the bag story is real so girl from GHS with the Dan and Phil bag.

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Im watching you.

Stay cool

Eevee