wave; *yawns* dares for this week (i say week cause im not doing them all in one chapter) are go to waves job(s) and see it, hide and seek, and stop interrupting waves cat naps

cream; that last one wasn't in the dares *gets up and looks at dares* you made that last one up!!

wave; ik i just want my normal cat naps..im always woken up from them i never get sleep cause im either deciding do my warlock job, doing this book, working at a cafe, *falls asleep standing up*

blaze; WAKE UP

wave; hmm? oh imma take yall tomorrow to my job but imma sleep *falls asleep in cat bed*

hades; eh...im on break and he has to do a double shift....cause im his manager

wave; *sleep*

paige; you his manager pfft you cant stay serious for a few minutes!!

hades; actually when wave wakes up tomorrow he's taking yall but imma act like i always do.....the people who actually work and pay for this house are wave, blaze, silver, cream, and tails,

paige; wait.......how come shadow dont got a job?

shadow; im always waiting for g.u.n. to give me a case to do so im always on break

amy; me and sonic just lounge

*3 am*

wave; *sighs and grabs megaphone* 

shadow; do it wave

wave; alright *feedback on the megaphone* WAKE UP PEOPLE TIME TO GO

girls; *falls off bed*

boys;*getting dressed*

shadow; *standing beside hades and wave*

paige; did you have to leave me shadow?

shadow; i got up with wave and hades.......which was 2 am!!

sonic; *runs to wave and grabs waves throat* DONT WAKE ME

wave; *uses tail and wraps around his throat* let go or i kill you

sonic; *lets go*

wave; *breaths*

hades; alright we got shadow, glitch, artemis, amy, paige, moon, tails, cream, silver, blaze, and sonic,

wave; alright lets go *teleports everyone to where the stairs to heaven and slide to hell begin*

all-wave,hades,; OoOoOoOoO

wave; we are at my post i sit here and do 2 thing, decide weather you continue living or you your dead and you lived your life, after i decide you live you go back to your body but if i decide your dead then i decide if you take the slide of hell, 

hades; i changed it to a slide of hell instead of slide to hell.........cause hell is for torture, so the slide is made to know your fears and make you see it while going down it

wave; (-_-) yea or go to the stairs of heaven.........also i work 10 posts cause of my tails and hands working together, 

hades; meh......*looks at clock that says 4 am*

wave; time for work

hades; *throws 100 files of the people who wave must decide on his desk and sits at his desk drinking coffee working on transferring souls that went to hell that needed to go too heaven on the computer*

wave; cmon i dont got all day people i need to sleep!!

random soul; *walks up to desk and says name*

wave; *looking at there file* says here you robbed a bank killed your wife raped a 8 yr and died in a car accident?

random soul; yes sir

wave; i would say thats karma but you die and go to hell *stamps his file and sends digital file to hades from computer*

hades; *receives file and submits him to hell and emails wave to send him to hell*

random soul; *goes down slide in hell slide*

wave; have a nice eternal torturific day, NEXT

sonic; *eating chili dog and watching wave work*

random soul; *walks up and says name*

wave; says here you helped cats out of trees killed a .....fox.......was married but got divorced for murdering a woman and your cause of death was depressionic suicide

random soul; yes sir

wave; you was bad for killing people but your most reasonable reason for going to hell was for killing a fox

random soul; why do you care send me too heaven!!!

wave; im a fox number one and you must be polite to the decider also ITS ON A SIGN ON THE DOOR BEFORE YOU GET HERE

 sign; BE POLITE TO THE DECIDER, DON'T GET IN FIGHTS WITH ANOTHER SOUL IN LINE, DO NOT HAVE FOOD OR DRINKS IN THE ROOM, DON'T GET MAD WHEN YOUR DECISION WAS NOT THE ONE YOU WANT, AND DO NOT CURSE IN THE ROOM!!

hades; wave just stamp the file and move on

wave; fine...*stamps as hell and sends to hades*

moon; hey wave why is there a picture with all of us on your desk?

wave; because i get bored alot so i decorated the desk with 1 picture of us all together and a few things too keep me focused

hades; WAVE QUIT TALKING AND GET TO WORK!!!!!

wave; ok

shadow,glitch; *helping wave work*

wave; cmon people i don't got all day

hades; wave imma go and take a coffee break, do my job and supervise shadow, glitch, and paige,

wave; or i could just...... idk .........send someone named igneous the hedgefox(waves fire demon counterpart) and send him to your job and stay here?

hades; no you do your job im your manager and you do wut i say!!!!

wave; whatever *gets up and walks to his desk* 

random soul; *walks to waves post and says name*

paige; *at waves post* ok so here it says you worked at a nuclear reactor, got raped and had 3 kids, got an abortion, and killed a rabbit that was in a meadow for no reason?

random soul; yes cutie~

wave; no flirting you pervy souls

random soul; so~ why can't we certainly love yall~

wave; paige send her to her place!!

paige; *sends to heaven* 

marinette; welcome to the gates of heaven, pls wait at that mark while i get the confirmation email that you may go to heaven!!

random soul; fine....

marinette; pls no attitude at in my office i like my job and meet nice people and i don't like to be mean but you need to read the terms and conditions while you wait, if you break more than three rules more than 3 times you will be sent back and taking the slide to hell,

hades; im back

wave; good *goes to post and puts paige beside glitch*

paige; this is hard some of these names are hard to say.....

wave; do what i do *goes on to computer and searches how to say the name*

paige; oh cool.....

blaze,silver,; why is marinette, nicolas, sahara, and cora working here?

hades; wave works on the deciding on sending people to heaven or hell, nicolas works at the gate of hell making sure people who go in don't come out bully other souls or break rules, marinette does the same but at the the gate of heaven, sahara is the security and guards that make sure everyone in line don't do wrong cora is the receptionist who checks the spirits who want to see how there friends or family are doing she checks them in and out..

blaze; you have kids working here like odd squad why?

hades; if they are young then when i get old and retire they will be able to do there job longer untill they retire (^^)

wave; or pass out from exauhstion..

cora; or get fired for fussing with souls with attitudes....

hades;.........yep

wave; alrighty so you attempted murder on a hedgefox, you tried to rape a hedgecat, you was phsycotic,

random soul; yes .........sir~

wave; name please?

random soul; flame the cat

wave; your soul is covered in darkness brother..fix it!!!...also how did you die it doesn't say?

flame's soul; uhh.....i tried to break in-to your house.....

wave; sad my house is covered in lasers when we all leave......you would go too hell if fiona hadn't just found you and took you too the hospital and are reviving you buh bye you continue living!!

flame; ...........bye! 

wave; (-_-) bye

flame; *sinks under the corridor and falls into body*

wave; NEXT!!!!!

hades; this is the last one then yall can go to the next job.....

wave; it says you tried to kill a hedgehog, you revived your niece, you allied a hedgehog and bat, name sir

soul;  "Doctor Ivo Robotnik" 

wave; im sorry you would go to heaven but the hedgehog you revived is reviving you comeback when your old and gray!!!

eggman; i will (^^)

wave; thats a wrap (^^) *clocks out and teleports everyone too the cafe*

wave; *puts on apron* paige, and blaze often assist me soo this is there job too.....

paige; i do it for free!!

blaze; i do it cause i wanna do it

wave; also this is a family owned business lol

sonic; wdym?

wave; paige, cora, and marinette are the waitresses me, blaze, and nicolas, work in the kitchen

sonic; how is paige family tho....

wave; she's dating shadow.....

sonic; oh yea

glitch; *sitting at table with artemis* can we get a cheesecake and lemon cake?

paige; coming up *gives to wave*

wave; *cooks it and gives it too paige* here

hades; *sitting on counter*

wave; get off the counter if i have to give my tails a hair net then why do you think you can sit on the counter *pushes him off and uses tail and grabs cloth and sray bottle and starts cleaning*

paige; *gives them there food*

*5 hours later*

wave; my next job only 3 of us do.......

paige; and that is...?

wave; we check timelines for things messed up also for people who are stuck in a time loop in a day......

silver; YUP

marinette; sadly but yes we do.....

wave; that job yall can't see........cause people who can't travel through time make it hard for us to do-

*3 hours later*

wave; we done *lands on cat bed and sleeps*

moon; i see now why this kitsune sleep so much.....

artemis; same......

glitch; you know i wonder how much the bills cost.....

tails; from doing the bills in the chapter when i took over waves hosting job.........the light bill costs 1000 dollars......

shadow; and thats just one bill....the water bill is the least amount cause wave doesn't let us use the sink....we only use the toilet......its about 100 dollars.....

glitch; *falls asleep on the couch*

moon; *falls asleep next too wave*

artemis; imma just watch tv.....

paige; lemme come too.......

amy; same.....

sonic; *sleep with chili dog in his mouth*

tails; goodbye now (^^) comment dares we're almost out of them

DINO OUT