Hey! Hey! He- ... Wait a sec.

*turns the chair in the studio around so I'm actually facing the fourth wall*

Hey! Hey! Hey!
How iz y'all doing? My name is ... not suitable for this purpose.

Hmm..... Oh well, you can identify me as Jae. (And if we're being honest, you don't really need to remember it.)

*sips a cup of tea*

What? Coffee is disgusting. I don't know how you all do it. (Yet oddly enough that is exactly what my dead soul needs in the morning.)

Anyway

There are things happening in our society that desperately need our attention. Segregation, Terrorism, Dying Moral Values, World Hunger and Global Warming.

Well we will be dealing with absolutely none of that on here, nahhhhhh. What am I, 30? ... Maybe? .... You'll just never know.

One topic for example, how to properly maintain a conversation because if I'm very honest, a person shot me a text last week and woke up the next day with no memory of the reason for the conversation and almost immediately, the topic swung to the price of weed.

Needless to say that conversation has been completed wiped from my PM's and well I'm probably not gonna further that conversation ..... It was 7am on a Sunday morning, are your conversation skills that bad? (seriously though why weed?)

Well, you wanna hear my thoughts and see some more hilarious examples (obviously blurred out for privacy) that will make you cringe and teach you how not to talk .Even if it's the internet man, please talk like you have working brain cells in your head.

I can't wait for the next chapter where I will be teaching your sorry uneducated asses how to start, continue and end an actual conversation.

Not all that "Hi" "What's up?" I'm good, Hbu?" scenarios (that shït disgusts the fück outta me). That is not how you talk to people and I know a bunch of you are guilty!

Till then, get moving! I need to finish my tea.

*continues sipping tea as the scene slowly fades to black*