*mom points to thing* scrub daddy

me: what

mom: its like when you want your daddy but he broke as fuck

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brother: turn it up mom people want to hear the music

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me: A SKITTLE FELL DOWN MY CROCH!

mom: now it really is a sour skittle

me: *dies on the inside*

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brother: can i get water

mom: ok give it back after

brother; no i wanna put it in my hole
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