-You are the bug killer. if you are scared of said bug, we both coward in fear.

unless its a dragonfly. then we are keeping it

-you must wash the dishes. i dont give fucks if you dont want to do it cause i wash laundry (fuck folding)

-you cannot sleep in the same room or same bed.

this doesnt prevent you from doing it but i groan in kick so its highly recommended not to

-we must have a pet

allergic to cats? we'll get a dog

allergic to cats and dogs? we'll get a bird.

allergic to cats, dogs and birds? we're getting a fish

allergic to all? you have a problem

-deal with the weird shit i will cook unless you want to cook

-i will collect weird geeky shit deal with it

-if i am bored i will blast music

-i want a horse and i better have it

-i will complain about the heat if its summer and we dont have a ac