"Seven.. I don't think we should--" Seven cut Yoosung off by reassuring him. "It's just beer. It can't hurt you~!"

"Yes it can."

"Okay, maybe it can but.. try some, it's never done me bad before!" Luciel stated, grinning.

"That's a lie, Seven. Last time you got drunk Vanderwood almost killed you because you hired some deep web hitmen to kill him." Yoosung protested. Seven sighed. "Whatever."

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"I'm thirsty," Yoosung whined, his throat raspy from lack of water. An idea sprang to Luciel's mind. "I'll get you water~!" he chirped, leaving to get Yoosung the drink.

"Thanks," Yoosung sighed, flopping on the couch. Soon Seven came out with a plastic cup. Yoosung took it eagerly and drank it. "Seven, this tastes weird..." Yoosung murmured, looking at the cup in distrust. Yoosung's face went pink, probably from the affects of the drink Saeyoung had given him. "I swear to god, Luciel-- did you put wine or beer in his water?" Jaehee asked, putting her hands on her hips. "Nooo~," he denied.

The whole RFA group was staying at Saeyoung's apartment for the night because he had invited everyone over.

Bun looked at him, and then looked to her lover. "Err.. Saeyoung, can I have some?" Bun asked awkwardly, earning a shocked glance from Jaehee. Jaehee shook the emotion away. "If she's having some, I'll have some, too." Jaehee stated. "Okay, Robot Lady, okay, Scary Lady~!" Saeyoung sang, dashing off to get the drinks. Jaehee and Bun stared after him. "Can I kill him now?" that was Saeran.

Yoosung was laying face-first into the couch, mumbling something about Saeran and beds under his breath. V looked petrified. He could probably hear everything Yoosung was saying because.. well, he's blind, after his eyesight went, it gave way for hearing.

"Saeran, c-come here for a sec..," Yoosung slurred. Most of the RFA were guessing he was a lightweight. Yoosung gestured Saeran over. Saeran cautiously walked over to the drunk blonde man. Yoosung pulled on the collar of Saeran's sweater and kissed him.

A series of 'oooh's came from Blue and Luciel, who had just come out with the drinks. Bun had already chugged down the whole drink and Jaehee was taking small, cautious sips. Jumin was cuddling with Elly, purposely shoving her in Zen's face. Zen sneezed.

"Y'know, Zen, if you were to have some of this beer, I bet your sneezes would go away for tonight," Bun said, her eyes loopy. With Zen having drank beer a lot, he accepted. "Sure--" before he could finish his sentence a can of beer was shoved into his face. He was surprised Bun gave him the whole bottle. Neko was already drunk and knocking on Seven's bedroom door. "Hello~! Seven, I'm here for Halloween!" she sang.

Even Jumin was trying not to laugh as she knocked mindlessly on the door. Vanderwood was staring at her, eyes wide. "Oh," she turned around and forced Vanderwood's jaw open. "Drink this." she ordered, opening a can of beer. Not wanting to choke and die, Vanderwood drank it, dying inside. Once she pulled the can away, it was half-empty and Vanderwood was spluttering and dying on the floor. They ignored him completely. ".. Neko, Vanderwood's going to rape you." That was Jumin.

"Pssh, pfftt, puffft, naahh~!"

Zen was weirdly calm. He was sitting on the couch, loopy as fuck and looking high. Saeran and Yoosung were still kissing, and Saeran had given in to the kiss. Yoosung's shirt was already off and Saeran's belt was halfway loose.

"Are they going to have sex in front of us?" Jumin.

"Dunno." Zen.

"Y-Yoosung, get your shirt on! Saeran, your pants are falling down, fix that!" V.

They ignored him, so Jumin and Zen lifted the two, carrying them to Saeran's bedroom.

"But we still have the problem of Vanderwood," Jaehee said.

Lola looked at Jaehee. "What happens when Vandy's drunk?" she asked. Jaehee shuddered. "Umm.. he gets sort of.. really 'kinky'. Last time we had to lock him in a room." Instantly Lola was making Vanderwood drink more. "You. You. You, my friend, are going to fuck Neko tonight!" she said, holding the can to his lips.

Vanderwood willingly drank the liquid, instantly stumbling to the closest wall. "Mmhmmm... N-Neko..,"

V covered his ears, sinking to the floor in attempt to escape the noises. Jumin patted his head. "Does Jumeme Ham is gay?!" Seven yelled.

"Jumanji Ham does indeed gay." Lola said, a huge grin on her face. Bun let out a laugh, along with Jaehee quietly giggling. "I literally just patted his head."

"But what kind of head? Hmmm? Ever thought of thaaat?" Bun was all up in Jumin's face. Jaehee was drunk now. She was on the couch, her arms up in the air. "Praise Lord Bun!" she chanted, making Zen laugh and offer Jumin a can of beer. Jumin shook his head. "Is there any wine?" Jumeme asked. Seven had come in through the door with a cooler of beer and wine. Zen tossed Jumin a bottle of wine.

Jumin took the wine, pouring some into one of the plastic cups and drinking it.

Suddenly, there was a loud groan. They all looked to Saeran's room. "Oh my god."

"Does Neighran Choi is gay?" Seven.

"Does Yoosung Jim is gay?" Lola.

"Indeed they are." Bun and Jaehee chimed in.

"Use protection!" Blue called. Blue had a can of beer pressed to her lips and was drinking it.

"Welcome to Candyland, I'll split your ass in twooo~!" Vanderwood sang, reciting the lyrics to Candyland.

Zen looked towards Vanderwood, who was breathing up Neko's neck and biting around it.

"The fuck-- Vanderwood, no! Bad Vanderwood! Do you want to go in the room again? I swear to god Vanderwood--" Zen was cut off by Blue putting a finger to his lips. "Hush, Love. Just let them fuck."

Zen stared at his girlfriend, his jaw dropped. "E-eh?!"

"No! They will not be fucking!" V gasped, pulling Vanderwood away from Neko. "Let him bite me."

"Excuse me?"

"Let him bite me."

"W-wh--"

"Vanderwood you are my heart and soul~! You are the color of my blood~!" It was obvious that Neko was drunk.

The only person that wasn't drunk now was V.

V stared at the mess in front of him. There were groans coming from Saeran's room, Saeyoung was riding down the stairs in a laundry bin with Lola, Blue and Zen were talking about their ships and people who they want to fuck together, Jumin was proposing to Elizabeth the 3rd, Vanderwood was pretty much kinking it up with Neko and Bun and Jaehee were dancing on the couch, using a banana for a microphone.

Hesitantly V held up his phone, opening the camera app and recording everything.

-

When Jaehee woke up, the apartment was a mess. It looked like Yoosung tried to leave Saeran's room but fell asleep halfway and was on the floor, a collar on his neck with a leash attached to it and one of his hands handcuffed. Vanderwood was literally laying on top of Neko, asleep, with Blue and Zen cuddling (that wasn't that bad. They're a nice couple lol) and Bun laying in the laundry bin Saeyoung had used to race down the stairs. Lola and Seven were stuck in a large bookshelf.

"Help, please." Seven whined. How did he even end up in there?

"The fuck happened?" that was Saeran.

Lola raised her head. "Guys--- guys, what happened last night-- oh my god, Yoosung!" she burst out laughing at the sight of the sleeping blonde on the floor. Luckily Yoosung was at least wearing boxers, and not fully naked Saeran probably was.

V showed them the video tape.