*Cue: "Battle with King Boo - Mario Party 9 Soundtrack Extended" by B-cah on YouTube*

Kimihito Kurusu: So, thanks to Rachnee, we have people on the guest list. It includes: Ms. Smith, Tio, Zombina, Doppel, Manako, and... Huh...? Who's "'Tassy"?

Rachnera: That's our childhood friend. Miia came up with the idea, and we all voted that 'Tassy should be on the guest list.

Kimihito: So, when is he arriving?

*sfx: ding-dong*

Kimihito: Must be him or Ms. Smith and the gang! (Opens the door)

Ms. Smith: (Grins in a Team Rocket outfit) We have another member to join your host family!

Miia: Better not be a girl!

Ms. Smith: It isn't a girl, Miia. Calm down.

???: Wait, where da hell is Antasma? Dat twoip knows we were supposed ta--

???: *sfx: James Rocket's laugh*

???: Oh. Anyways, with dat said... (Cues smoke and music below)

https://youtu.be/IuuMI0fNayY

Ms. Smith: Prepare for trouble!

???: Make it DOUBLE!

Ms. Smith: To protect the world from devastation!

???: To unite all people vithin our nation!

Ms. Smith: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

???: To extend our reach to the stars abuff!

Ms. Smith: Kuroko!

???: Antasma!

Ms. Smith: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Antasma: Surrender now or prepare for a nightmarish fight!

???: Meowth, dat's right!

(Something pops out of a Poke Ball)

???: WOBBUFFET!

Kimihito: (Hears Meowth speak, freaks out) What the--?! A talking cat?!

Meowth: CAT?! Grrr... (Starts summoning his Fury Swipes) Why, ya little-- I'm da only talkin' Pokemon ta evuh exist: da formuh Team Rocket's Meowth! FURY SWIPES! (Charges at Kimihito)

Miia: (Eyes sparkle) Kitty! (Starts coiling her body loosely around Meowth)

Meowth: What in da-- What's dis red Arbok doin'?! And why does it have a human's top half?!

???: I take it you've never seen Miia the Lamia before, have you, Meowth? *sfx: James Rocket's laugh*

Meowth: Shuddap, Antasma! (Sees Rachnera tying me up) Behind ya, Antasma! A violet Ariados is tyin' ya up!

Me: (Remains calm while everything is going on) Oh, you mean Rachnera the Arachne? She's not bad at all. She's actually nice once you get to know her.

Rachnera: Now I can have you all to myself, 'Tassy...~

Miia and the other five:

https://youtu.be/ioP3ueBjNFo

(In anger) Say psych right now! (Charges at Rachnera)

Me: Hold it. Ladies, why fight? There's enough of me to go around!

Miia: Only one of us can have you, 'Tassy!

Me: I understand each of you want me, but the way I see it, there's no need to fight. I'm here for all of your needs. Don't you see? I can't just pick one, otherwise the others will be jealous. In a way, I'm like "Sir Kurusu".

Kimihito: Wait a second... How'd you know why I can't just pick one of them?!

Me: I understand your predicament. That's why I'm in your host family: to ease the pressure you have.

Ms. Smith: He wanted to join your host family and help you mentally, Darling.

Kimihito: OH. Well then, welcome to the fold, Antasma!

Me: I'll be joining as of Christmastime, this All Hallows' Eve party is only a trial to see if this household will be right for me. And so far, it is! Therefore, let's keep it that way!

Kimihito: All right, then! Let the party begin!

Me:

https://youtu.be/5DciHBnMnlo

(It looks like Meowth has some catching up to do with who's who. Will he learn to respect the ladies? Find out next time, on... "Everyday Life with Antasma, The Bat King 2"!)