A/N

July 26, 2015/10:56pm

Hi, my Rainbows! ^u^

<><><>

This chappy is centered around Pinkie. :3 It includes some Pinkamena moments... OnO

<><><>

8-6-15/12:22-23pm: I am changing up my writing style a bit. :3

8-11-15/10:13am-12:22pm: I am changing the direction this chappy is going in.

<><><>

Onward, folks! :D

***

||Twilight Sparkle's POV||

Seething Anger, Zero Guilt, And The Letter

{Saturday, November 8, 2014/4:33pm, Twilight Sparkle's Home, Canterlot, Equestria}

      A week has passed since the crazy Nightmare Night Bash at Rainbow Manor.

      I am currently reading the latest Daring Do novel, borrowed from Rainbow Dash, bless her rebellious little soul, in my freshly cleaned bedroom. I hear a knock on my door.

"Yeah?," I say loudly, hoping it isn't Solar Flair (she's been bugging me all week! >:|).

"It's Spike," I hear Spike's voice say on the other side of the door.

"It's open," I say as I unlock the door with my magic.

"Hey," Spike says to me as he opens my door.

"Hi," I say, not exactly happy to see him, "What's up?"

"Celestia sent you a letter," Spike says while holding out the scroll in his right hand, making me jump up from my bed.

"Thank you," I say sincerely, levitating the scroll from his hand while levitating a Harry Potter Ravenclaw bookmark into the Daring Do novel to hold my place.

"Hey, Twily?," Spike asks.

"What, Spike?," I ask with irritation, reading the scroll with wide eyes, "This letter says Celestia needs the Main Six urgently. I have to go!"

"I was about to ask: Why have you been blowing Flairie and I off lately?," Spike asks me with a sad expression.

"Why didn't you take responsibility for your actions and let our parents believe you can do no wrong?," I ask angrily, "Our parents blamed your dumb-ass mistake on Dash and Pinkie. They got stereotyped. And you just don't care. You go about your business, not giving a shit about anyone but yourself. Now I gotta go. Goodbye, Spike."

***

[Time Passes]

The Box

{6:10pm, Celestia And Luna's Palace Throne Room, Canterlot, Equestria}

      Celestia is currently giving my friends and I a mission. She's pointing to some box as she talks, but my anger over several things that have happened recently causes my brain to somehow tune Celestia out. Granted, I'm mostly mad 'cause my sister ratted me out, but that intervention with that doctor... Oooh! The memory of him and my mother defaming my friends' names just grinds my gears! UGH! I turn my attention back to Celestia as she hands me the bejeweled box she was pointing to a minute ago. What the hell am I supposed to do with it?! Perhaps I should have payed attention...

"I'll leave you girls to it, then," Celestia says in her usual, soft and calming voice.

"You can count on us, P.C.!," Rainbow Dash tells Celestia with confidence, saluting her with her left hand.

      Celestia nods once with a smile and walks out of the throne room, not seeming to care that Rainbow Dash just called her "P.C." instead of "Your Highness" or something.

***

[Time Passes]

||Rainbow Dash's POV||

Twilight's Ignorance

{6:15pm, Still In The Palace Throne Room}

      Celestia walks out of the throne room with a smile and a nod. She doesn't give a damn that I just called her "P.C."? I've come a long-ass way, then, haven't I?! Have I really reached that level of respect from the fucking princess of the sun?!

"Okay," Twilight begins in her "I've Got A Plan!" voice, "We are gonna get this box open, put whatever Celestia wants us to put inside it inside it, and we'll be done!"

      I knew I wasn't imagining shit when I saw Twilight zone out. She tuned out Celestia! Of course this chick has no clue what P.C. told us.

"Get a clue, Egghead," I say with a hint of anger in my voice, "P.C. told us that we're to take the box to our castle, keep it in a safe place, and, when the map gives out a mission again, whomever is chosen to go on said mission by the Cutie Map has to take the box with them. Also: we are not, under any circumstances, to open the box. Ever."

"W-what?," Twilight stutters, "I would have heard her say something that serious."

"Twilight, darling," Rarity replies with a flip of her violet curls, "Rainbow is correct. We all heard Celestia tell us not to open (*Points to box*) this box."

"TWILIGHT, WAIT!," I yell to the hard-headed egghead as she puts all her magic energy into the box, which opens with a loud bang.

      There is a bright flash of white light, which produces tentacle-like things that reach out for Twilight, Rarity, and I. Rarity understandably backs away from the light tentacle. So do Twilight and I, our eyes wide like Rarity's. The tentacles seem angry as they snatch us up off of the ground. There's another flash of bright light, but it makes a portal and we end up being pulled through it! WTF?!

***

[Time Passes]

||Rarity's POV||

The Cave

{6:22pm, A Cave, Equestria}

      Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and I had just been sucked through a portal. We and the now closed box land on hard ground with a thud.

"Ah!," I hear Rainbow's raspy voice call out in pain.

"Are you alright, darling?," I ask Rainbow as I rub my knee and she nods.

"I am," Rainbow says with fury and suddenly glares at Twilight, "(*Pointing to Twilight*) But she's not!"

      It is at this moment that Dashie charges straight for Twilight. She yells that she's going to kill her.

"No, darling!," I say to Rainbow pleadingly, slowing her down with my magic, "(*My magic grabs her sweater's hem*) No need to ruin a good, cashmere sweater and leather pants. (*Mumbling*) I don't get how you move in those pants. Anyway, even though I am mad at Twilight as well, killing her won't solve anything."

"Ugh," Rainbow replies in exasperation, "But she did exactly what P.C. told her not to do! Now look where we are! Nowhere! Nowhere but a dumb cave!"

"I know, darling," I reply, trying to calm Rainbow down, "I know. Let's just focus on getting out of here."

"Yeah," Rainbow Dash says as she sits on the floor of the cave, mumbling about how Twilight can be an idiot at times.

      I have to agree. She didn't hear a word Celestia said, yet she still tried to lead. And she led us right here to this filthy cave.

"I'm sorry," Twilight tries to tell Rainbow, but Dashie just turns so that her back is facing Twilight.

***

[Time Passes]

||Twilight Sparkle's POV||

Anger And Sadness

{6:35pm, Still In The Cave}

      I tried to apologize to Rainbow Dash, but she ignored me and turned away from me. Now we're standing in this cave, trying to figure out how we got here and how we're gonna get out. Rainbow sighs in frustration, continuing her anger-fueled pacing. I watch her pace back and forth, feeling tremendous guilt for getting us portal-ed to this cave in the 1st place.

"Why the hell didn't you listen to us when we were telling you not to open the box?!," Dashie yells to me, hands on hips.

"I don't know," I say truthfully, slightly scared of her.

      Rainbow's face becomes livid. She angrily asks,

"You. Don't. Know?! How the fuck don't you (*Makes air quotes with her fingers*) 'know'?!"

"Darling," Rarity says to Dashie, "You are turning red! Calm down!"

"Calm down?!," Rainbow asks with wide eyes, "I have plans tomorrow! Re-mem-ber?!"

"Yes, dear!," Rarity replies happily, her sapphire eyes sparkling, "(*Giggling*) How can we forget that?! I'm so happy for you!"

"I'm sorry, Dashie!," I apologize, nearly in tears, "My mind was so cluttered earlier that I zoned out while Celestia was talking! I never do that! I never wanted to mess up your plans, either. (*Pointing to myself and Rarity*) We're invited to you and Soarin's engagement party too! I really wanna be there!"

      Dashie looks at me with a sad expression for a moment and then sits back down on the cave floor, curling into a ball with her back turned to Rarity and I.

"Are you wearing a thong?," Rarity ask Dashie, giggling and pointing to the red underwear peeking above the waistline of her black, leather pants.

"I didn't want the seam lines of my panties to show," Rainbow Dash replies in a low voice.

"Right," Rarity says as she stops giggling.

      Why did Rainbow curl up on the ground sadly like that? Is she okay?

"Dashie?," I ask sweetly, "You okay?"

"Yeah, just sleepy," Dashie replies, turning a little as she answers so that I can see her face.

      I nod and Rarity and I sit down next to her as she turns away again. We rest against her back, smiling.

***

[Time Passes]

||Soarin's POV||

True Love Will Find Her

{8:15pm, Back In The Palace Throne Room, Canterlot, Equestria}

"Sorry we're late," Cheese says to the rest of the Main 6, "We had to get everyone. (*To Pinkie*) You okay?"

"No," Pinkie replies sadly, her pink, yellow, and blue hair flat again, "Dashie, Twily, and Rarity were sucked through some portal and haven't been back since!"

"But why?," Flash Sentry asks, his eyes wide.

"There was this magical box Celestia gave us," Applejack replies, her expression sad, "We told Twilight not to open the damn thing, but she opened it anyway. Suddenly, some portal opened up and sucked 'em through it. We ran to tell Celestia, but, even though Celestia's here, we still can't find 'em!"

"Love!," Pinkie suddenly yells out as her hair becomes curly again, making us look at her like she's insane.

"What?," Applejack asks, her blonde eyebrows raised sky-high with confusion.

"Love will find her, Soarin'!," Pinkie says to me, grinning, "We'll get Dashie and the others back! If we focus on how badly we want them back! How much we love 'em! Then we'll find our girls!"

"That is...," Applejack replies with an "Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" expression, "The craziest thing I ever heard come from your mouth. And this is you we're talkin' about. (*Smiles*) Let's see if it works."

"Really?!," Pinkie asks A.J., grinning like crazy.

"Really," Applejack replies, maintaining the same small smile.

"Yay!," Pinkie replies with that same, crazy grin, making us smile with her.

***

[Time Passes]

||Rainbow Dash's POV||

The Return And Defeat Of A Villain

{8:17pm, Back In The Cave, Equestria}

      We've been in the cave for, like, an hour. WTF?! I feel like I can do something to help, but no one listens to me. To my friends, I'm the wild one. The careless one. The school-hater. The slacker. No one wants to listen to my ideas, especially Twilight Sparkle. She's the one who plans everything. Then again, a lot of her plans have backfired. She isn't as great as she thinks she is. She didn't believe me when I told her something felt off at school. Behold, Chrysalis' ass showed up. Something feels off in this cave, too. And I'm gonna get us outta here. I feel... stronger. Capable of doing more magic than I ever could before. When Twilight opened that box, I also noticed a red aura escaping from it. Right before the portal appeared, I swear the red aura floated towards Twilight, Rares, and I. I suddenly felt charged up like a cell phone. Like Manhattan! Like Vegas! I jump up happily and tell the girls,

"Guys, we're gettin' outta here!"

"So you think," a familiar voice says in a soft-yet-menacing tone, making us jump, "Hello, girls. Nice to see you again."

"Show yourself!," I yell to the voice.

"Gladly," says Starlight freakin' Glimmer as she approaches us, "Surprised, aren't you?"

"What the hell are you doing here?!," I ask angrily.

      Then a few facts smack the hell out of me with HD clarity:

1. The box Celestia gave us was a magical box meant to absorb magic. :3

2. Said box once contained the red aura absorbed from a certain amulet once worn by my fiancé's psycho, fangirl stalker. O.O

3. Our mission is to rid Starlight of her magic the way she tried to rid others of their Cutie Marks. :|

4. Also: The red aura floated into us, the only magical types of our group, making our magic stronger (theory). X3

"Holy shit," I say with a smile as my epiphany runs through my head, "I'm smart!"

"Why, yes, darling," Rarity replies, "You have proven to be quite smart. Now why are you smiling?"

      I decide to use this newfound magical strength to talk to my friends... with my mind. It hurt when Twilight tried to read my mind, but, if my theory's correct, my head should be able to handle this more. Our telepathic convo (script):

Me: Aye. Twilight!

Twilight: What the -?!

Me: Rares, you here?

Rarity: How in Equestria are you doing this?!

Me: That's what I want to tell you. That box P.C. gave us absorbs magic. The magic from the Alicorn Amulet was locked inside it, that's why P.C. didn't want us to open it. I think the magic from the amulet latched on to us, the only magic types it could get a hold of.

Twi and Rares: What?!

Me: Yeah. And I know what the box is for.

Twi: Really? What's it for?

Me: To snatch the magic from Starlight Glimmer.

Me (seconds pass): *Confused* Guys?

Twi: Sounds legit.

Me: *Happy* You actually believe me?!

Twi: I treated you, and Pinkie, so badly during Homecoming Week. I will never not-trust you in a situation that serious ever again.

Me: Thanks.

Rares: Awww!

Twi and I: *Not really angry* Shut up, Rarity!

Rares: *Giggles*

      I smile at my friends and they smile back. Starlight, prepare to get your ass handed to you by 3 teenagers. A bright light shines in front of us. WTF? All of a sudden, the rest of the Main 6, and our boyfriends appear inside the cave.

"Dashie!," Soarin' says as he picks me up, spins around, and hugs me tightly.

"What are you guys doing here?," I ask, worried, "And how'd you guys get here?"

"Love!," Pinkie says matter-of-factly, grinning.

"Love?," Starlight Glimmer asks, giving my crazy, pink bestie an incredulous look.

"Duuuh," Pinkie replies flatly.

"Lol, Pinkz," I say with a chuckle as everyone laughs.

"Pinkie meant that we held hands, concentrated on bringin' ya'll back ta Canterlot, and used the power of friendship to try ta bring ya'll back," Applejack says, grinning, "But it ended up bringin' us ta this here cave. (*Confused*) And either I'm wasted, again, or massively stoned 'cause ain't no way in hell Starlight Glimmer is here with us."

"Nah, it's her," I say, laughing at the way A.J. just said what she said.

"In the flesh," Starlight says with a creepy smile, traces of anger in her voice, "(*Still smiling O.O*) And I'm not too happy with you children ruining the town I built from scratch."

"We ain't too happy 'bout you stealin' our Cutie Marks, either!," Applejack says with a "I Take No Bullshit" stance and an angry expression.

"Yeah!," the rest of the Main 6 and I say just as angrily.

"Oh, stop your whining!," Starlight replies with a roll of her eyes, "I have come to take back what i-"

"Now!," I yell out after mentally telling everyone else my awesome plan.

      My friends and I hold hands, with me a little further out, and a pink aura surrounds Celestia's magic-absorbing box. The aura surrounds Starlight as well, making her panic. We smile.

"Starlight," I begin, my face serious, "For your crimes against us and others, you are gonna suffer a fate no magical type should ever suffer."

      There is a flash of bright, white light and everything becomes very warm. Starlight's aqua aura suddenly rockets out of her body, into the air, and into the open box. The box closes itself again.

"There," I say as the auras and bright-ass lights disappear, "(To Starlight) You have no magic now. You have been sentenced to be like Applejack forever."

      My friends laugh as I smirk and A.J. fake-laughs and flips me off with her left middle finger. She says, smirking,

"Reeeaaal funny, Rainbow Crash."

"Loosen up, Applewack!," I reply as we laugh together.

***

[Time Passes]

||Soarin's POV||

Real Love And Passion

{Sunday, November 9, 2014/9:00am, Rainbow Dash's Room, Rainbow Manor, Cloudsdale, Equestria}

"Daaaashiiiieee," I coo, for the 4th time, in Dashie's right ear, smiling, "Waaake uuuuup."

"Mmm," Dashie mumble-moans in her sleep, gently pushing my face away from hers (I chuckle).

"Dashie," I begin with the same smile, Eskimo-kissing her perfect, right jaw, which makes her giggle, "Today's our party, remember?"

"Duh," Dashie replies sleepily with a gorgeous, dimple-studded, white-toothed grin, her eyes closed, "I've been looking forward to this day all damn week!"

      I grin and kiss her lips. She kisses back, her pretty eyes still closed. We deepen the kiss, both of our eyes closed, lost in the moment. I love her sooo much.

"Okay," Dashie tells me, breaking away from my lips, smirking as she looks up at me, "Party's over. I don't care how much you like making out with me, you gotta get back home before they find out about you staying here. And your mother'll flip if she looks into your room and you're missing. And you gotta arrive to the party with her."

"But I wanna stay here and cuddle your perfect, sexy curves all day," I tell her, making her giggle as I kiss her again and cuddle her.

"I know, perv," She says, maintaining her beautiful smirk, her hands on my shoulders, "But you can't. (*Confused, sad expression*) Soar?"

"Yeah, babe?" I ask, my lips pressed against the right side of her neck.

"Why'd you invite your mom?," Dashie asks with the same sad expression.

      I sit up and look at her, my expression loving. I tell her,

"I want my mom to meet your family and sit down and eat, laugh, and talk with them. With you. I want her to know who you are. Who I'm spending forever with."

"Perfect answer!," Dashie replies happily, grinning and clapping, "You, sir, have just earned a prize!"

"Oooh!," I say happily in a childish manner, "What do I get?"

"This," Dashie says with a smirk, pressing me against her, her hands in my hair.

      She licks my top lip, French-kisses me, gently tugs my bottom lip with her teeth, and my eyes go extra wide. What in Cloudsdale? I hug her body tighter and kiss her with passion unmatched by 80 Celestial suns because damn, this girl is a good kisser.

***

[Time Passes]

Beauty And Pure Hatred

{12:10pm, Rainbow Manor's Kitchen}

      It has been a while since guest started arriving to me and Dashie's engagement party. I got crazy excited when I saw Applejack's apple pie. A.J. rolled her eyes, smiling at me. She was all, "Slow down, sugar cube; that there pie's for all of us". Her accent is awesome. Now that I got that out of the way, I can focus on my Dashie. Whooo... is still upstairs. I don't know what's taking her so - WOW! Dashie is walking into the kitchen at this moment and she just looks... wow. Wearing a royal-blue, buffalo plaid, thigh-length dress with a corseted belt that begins under her chest and stops at her waist, a black biker jacket, and heeled, ankle-high boots that resemble a biker jacket, Dashie jumps into my arms, giggling as she kisses my lips. I smile and return the kiss. God, she's perfect. I wonder if her cherry-red lipstick is gonna come off on my lips, lol.

"I didn't even dress her!," Rarity says, staring at Dashie in awe, smiling, "(To Dashie) Are you sure you don't care about fashion? (*Skeptical expression*) Sure looks like you do to me!"

"Whatever, Rares," Dashie replies, her expression serious, "I do well on special occasions. (*Looking into my eyes*) And this occasion is the most important occasion of them all."

      If squealing wasn't so damn girly, I'd squeal. Yeah, I said it. I opt to hug and kiss Dashie instead. It's more manly, romantic, and no one'll question my sexuality! O.O I hear awww's coming from her crazy, awesome friends. We're a great couple, we know.

"Awww," Dashie's mother says, looking very pretty herself, "Dashie, I'm so happy for you! Thanks for being the best boyfriend ever, Soarin'!"

"I love her too much to be anything less," I say truthfully, garnering a squeal from Rarity.

"I still don't get what you see in her," Dashie's Aunt Sharp Wings says with a skeptical look, pointing to Dashie.

"I've been asking my son that question for years now!," my mother, Light Speed, says to Dashie's Aunt Sharp, who nods.

"What the hell did my brother see in you?," Dashie's mom says to Ms. Sharp Wings, her arms folded across her chest as she glares at her.

"Rainbow Strike!," Nana Mist, Dashie's amazing grandmother, says to Dashie's mom with wide eyes, "Don't stoop to Sharp Wings' level!"

"Well, geeze, Strike," Dashie's uncle, Cloudus Jr., or "C.J.", says to Rainbow Strike, his little sister, "(*Laughing*) No need to bring out the claws this early! But I get where you're coming from. (To Sharp Wings) For once, Sharpie, can ya lay off my niece? Dash hasn't done anything to you."

"You haven't called me 'Sharpie' in years!," Sharp Wings replies, her tone haughty, "And (*Pointing to Dashie*) she has been making my son feel like crap forever."

"No she hasn't," Rainbow Blitz says angrily to Sharp Wings, his mother.

"What do you mean?," Sharp Wings asks Blitz, "Every time Rainbow Dash wins some medal or award, you hang your head and look at your sneakers."

"For, like, two seconds!," Blitz replies angrily, folding his arms like Dashie's mother, "(*Grinning at Dashie*) Then I congratulate her. 'Cause she deserves it."

"Thanks, Blitzy," Dashie says with a smirk as Blitz frowns, gently punching his arm.

"You're welcome," Blitz replies, smiling again.

      Sharp Wings does not look happy. How can one person feel so much hatred for another? My mother says,

"I look at Rainbow Dash and see a rebellious, careless, slacker who couldn't possibly be wife material! She wants to be a Wonderbolt like Soarin' does! You can't both be Wonderbolts! Who's gonna do the cooking, the cleaning, and other 'wife' things! She is not a good pick! And she's proven to be suicidal! (*To me*) Do you really want to have to keep checking on her every five minutes to keep her from kill-?"

      By this point, Dashie had already ran out of the kitchen in tears. What the hell is wrong with my mother?! >:O

"SHUT UP!," I say to my mother angrily, making everyone gasp, "She's been through enough with you! I love her. The end."

"That's it," Nana Mist says to no one in particular as Rainbow Strike's left eye twitches, "(*To my mom and Sharp Wings, glaring at them*) You two, get the hell out of my house. Rainbow Strike, calm down."

"I-I don't know what you're t-talking about!," Rainbow Strike says, laughing nervously, "I'm totally not having a fucking nervous breakdown in front of everyone! I'm perfectly fine, heh, heh!"

      We just stare at Dashie's mother, wondering if she's okay (at least I am).

***

[Time Passes]

80-Sun Passion And Cider

{12:32pm, Still In Rainbow Manor's Kitchen}

      My mother and Sharp Wings leave angrily, Nana Mist is trying to calm Dashie's mother, and Applejack is grinning nervously.

"How 'bout we start eatin' the delicious food that was prepared?," Applejack says happily, her face still noticeably tired, "And then we'll serve my huge pie for de-ssert!"

"And afterwards," begins Dashie's Aunt Rainbow Shine, the baker, grinning at A.J., "You're gonna tell me the recipe!"

      We all laugh and I go to check on Dashie. I hear sobs coming from the front hallway, so I check there. Poor Dashie. She's sitting on the floor, hugging her knees.

"Dashie?," I say as I approach her, holding my right hand out.

"Y-yes?," Dashie stutters as she looks up at me, her makeup still, amazingly, intact.

"You okay?" I ask, smiling, "They're gone now. And it's time to eat."

"Oh," Dashie replies, placing her left hand in my right one and standing up, "Okay. And I'm good now. Let's go eat before the human tapeworm devours everything."

      I laugh as we return to the kitchen. If you're wondering, she is referring to Applejack, a girl who is capable of downing 20 hot dogs under 2 minutes (a competition - don't ask).

***

[Time Passes]

80-Sun Passion And Cider (Part 2)

{1:00pm, Rainbow Manor's Kitchen}

"Ugh," Applejack says angrily, "I'm so *Yawn* damn *Yawn* tired!"

"Tell me, Applejack," Dashie's Aunt Rainbow Shine says, smiling, "Where the hell did you find the time to make a big-ass pie this damn good?! Didn't you make it yesterday? What did you do yesterday, nothing but make pie?"

"Let's see," Applejack replies sleepily, her tone and face serious, "(*Counting on her fingers*) I did my farm chores, I helped save Equestria, again, I did my homework for Monday, did some other teenager shit *We laugh*, helped Granny Smith, made the pie, and then took care of some other farm stuff. Had to *Yawn* do inventory."

      Well damn. No wonder she's sleepy. Big Mac, yes, he was invited (he's a good friend), looks at his little sister with concern and so does Barney (he's one of us, now). Apple Bloom, who came with A.J. and Mac, is talking with Sweetie Belle, who came with Rarity, and Scootaloo, who arrived with Rarity as well. Now that I think about it, I've never seen Scootaloo's parents. Is she an orphan?

"Dashie?," I ask as I pull Dashie close to me, smiling.

"Yeah?," Dashie asks with her perfect, mega-watt smile.

"Come with me," I say, tugging her towards the hallway, "We need our alone time."

"Bow-chika-wow-wow!," I hear what sounds like Twilight's voice say and the rest of the Main 6, and Dashie's family members, snicker.

"Reeeaaal funny, Twilight Spazzle," Dashie replies as her friends and family continue to giggle, "(To me) Ignore her."

      I chuckle as we exit the kitchen. Once we reach the front door, Dashie just leans her back against the wall, pulling me closer to her by my shoulders.

"Sorry about my mom earlier," I say as I put my hands on her hips, closing the distance between us, "And your aunt."

"It isn't your fault," Dashie says with her beautiful smile, "And Aunt Sharp? She's always that evil. Ever since that little league baseball game. I didn't mean to throw a fastball straight into Blitz's crotch! *We both laugh - hard* I-it was an a-accident! And we were nine and e-eight!"

"Wow," I say with a chuckle, delighting in another one of Dashie's childhood stories.

"But I don't wanna think about them," Dashie says, her trademark devious smirk returning, "(*Pulls me closer to her*) Remember our make out sesh earlier?"

"Da fuck can I forget it?!," I ask incredulously, "(*Grinning*) That was the best kiss, like, ever!"

"Mhm!," she replies as she kisses my lips, smiling a bit.

      She arches her back as I place my hands on it to pull her even closer to me (if that's even possible right now). I can't hold my 80-Sun Passion in any longer. She just licked my top lip again! This girl is trying to drive me insane. I pick her up by her hips, making her gasp. She just lets me place her legs around my waist and lets me position her so that her back is against the wall and she's between it and me. She smiles as I kiss her, her hands in my hair.

      I run my fingers up her thighs and she arches her back as she gasps. It seems like that was an involuntary reaction to me touching her so intimately. My hands begin to slide up higher and higher up her dress 'til they're touching the edge of her belt. Her arms tighten around my neck and she moans into my mouth as we French-kiss. I kiss the right side of her neck and she giggles as my thumbs somehow find their way under her belt and dress, gently brushing her sides, which are very touch-sensitive (a.k.a. highly ticklish ;P). I don't know why she's so ticklish. But it's adorable. I chuckle. She moans again as I kiss her collarbone. This girl looks, smells, and feels sooo good. I want her so ba-

"Dash, you out here?," I hear Applejack's voice ask.

"Shit!," Dashie says softly, somewhat whispering, "Put me down, Soar."

"Yes ma'am," I reply, helping her off of the wall and smoothing out her dress for her, "(*She gives me a confused look*) What? I messed up your dress, so I'm fixing it."

"Thanks," Dashie says with a smile, hugging me.

"You're welcome, babe," I say, returning the smile and the warm hug.

"There you are, sugar cube!," Applejack says to Dashie, smiling.

"Hey, A.J.," Dashie replies, grinning, "What's up?"

"I just came out 'ere ta check on ya, that's all," Applejack says, still smiling, her hands in her blue jeans' front pockets, "I brought some cider for ya too."

"Really?!," Dashie replies, grinning 'cause she's obsessed with apple cider.

"Eeyup," A.J. replies and we laugh at her impersonation of her brother, "I brought it for us to drink after the party, but ya got mistreated by your aunt and future mother-in-law, so I thought I'd cheer ya up with it."

"Definitely!," Dashie says happily, "Where is it?"

"My truck," A.J. says, "It's nice and warm for this weather."

"Okay," Dashie says with a smile, "(*To me*) We'll be back, Soar."

      I nod and she kisses my lips. Why is she so damn perfect? ❤u❤

***

[Time Passes]

||Big McIntosh's POV||

Now Hiring

{Friday, November 14, 2014/5:45pm, Sweet Apple Acres, Ponyville, Equestria}

      I couldn't stand to see my little sister nearly pass out anymore, so, on Wednesday, I began to advertise that we needed extra help on the farm. By today, only one person volunteered to help: Barn Keeper. I told him that Applejack is prone to overworkin' 'erself and that she needs someone to help 'er with 'er chores so she won't be so damn tired. He nodded. Now I'm just explainin' what A.J.'s chores are and tryin' to figure out how to tell 'er I'm gettin' 'er help without angerin' 'er.

      I know Barney is a good person, but I'm pretty sure he's only takin' this job 'cause he wants to be closer to Applejack, who's nappin' in 'er room at the moment (Apple Bloom, who's still grounded, is takin' care of some of 'er chores, which is 'er punishment). And I told him yesterday that he'd have to live here, so he's even more excited. He and his father made arrangements immediately. Barney's still got some unpackin' to do, but his room is mostly ready for him. Boy, A.J. is in for one hell of a surprise when she finds out that Barn Keeper is stayin' in the room across from hers.

"*Cough* BarneyJack *Cough*," Apple Bloom says as she passes me, smirkin'.

"Seriously?," I ask her as Barney blushes a bit (I ain't exactly fond of guys tryin' ta "date" my little sister, okay?).

***

[Time Passes]

||Applejack's POV||

Official BarneyJack 💖w💖

{Saturday, November 15, 2014/2:00pm, Applejack's Bedroom, Sweet Apple Acre's Farmhouse}

"Winnie," I say to my dog, Winona, who's barkin' like crazy, my face buried in my red pillow, "Shut up."

      However, Winona barks even louder. Like, WTF. Go away. I'm too tired right now. Curiosity makes me look at my clock. It reads:

2:05pm

"Oh, okay," I say to myself, smilin' as I try to drift off to sleep again, "Wait, WHAT?!"

      I jump outta bed in alarm. Who the hell let me sleep so late?! I know I didn't turn off my alarm! I'm gonna kill somebody. UGH!!!

"MAC!," I yell as I open my bedroom door, "ABBY! WHO TURNED MY ALARM OFF?! I MISSED MY MORNIN' CHORES!"

"Calm yourself, A.J.," Big Mac says, smilin' and leanin' against his bedroom door's frame casually, "Barney took care of 'em already. Like I told ya yesterday: you need to rest. Enjoy your time off. (*Smirkin'*) And put on some pants."

"Shut up," I say in a fake angry tone after lookin' down at my pajamas: a black, ribbed tank and orange, plaid boyshorts.

      I walk into my room, rollin' my eyes playfully with a smile.

***

[Time Passes]

Official BarneyJack 💖w💖 (Part 2): Abs And Dishes

{6:42pm, The 2nd Floor Hallway, Sweet Apple Acres' Farmhouse}

      I insisted on makin' dinner, somethin' I like to do, and, 'cause dinner was ready, I walked upstairs to get Barney. I knock on his door, tappin' my foot impatiently. Come on, Barney, I think to myself, Open the door already. The door opens to reveal a shirtless Barney with a towel around his neck and several emotions go through my head:

O////.\\\\O (*Blushing* OMG)

>_< (WTF, I wish I hadn't seen that, but I'm glad I did >w<)

/)>u<(\ (OMG, he's fucking shirtless!!! Squeeeeee!)

O_o (Did I just fucking squee in my head?! >:O I'm not even that girly!)

💖o💖 (He's so beautiful)

💗w💗 (I'm in love right now! *Mentally twirls high ponytail with right index finger*)

;3 (I'm so sneaking a pic of this... >:3)

      I silently pull my phone out and snap a pic of him. Don't panic, I made sure the phone was silent. >u< I mentally giggle at my silly, girly behavior. He asks,

"Yes, Applejack?"

"Um," I begin, trying not to show any emotion, "Dinner's ready."

"Okay," Barney replies with a smile, "I'll be down in a minute."

"'Kay," I reply and then I walk back downstairs.

      After dinner, I start to wash the dishes, but Barney stops me. He says to me,

"You rest, darlin'. I got the dishes."

"But I -," I start to say, but he puts left index finger on my lips.

"Mm, mm," Barney replies, shakin' his head, "I'm here so that you can relax."

      What the hell? Now this boy's got me all like 💖w💖 as he gently brushes my cheek with his left thumb. His face starts leanin' closer to mine and I feel myself leanin' towards him too. Before I know it, his lips are on mine, givin' me the sweetest kiss ever. We close our eyes, huggin', lost in our kiss. I hear a familiar, high-pitched, southern accent say loudly,

"Behold! The S.S. BarneyJack sails!"

      Barney and I break apart quickly and I glare at Apple Bloom.

"Apple Bloom!," I say angrily, "Aren't you supposed to be doin' somethin'?"

"Nahhh," Apple Bloom says, smirkin' at us, "I finished all my chores. I'm free as a bird."

"If that bird is a damn chicken," I say angrily, "And you can head straight back to your coop. (*Wavin' with a smirk*) Buh-bye."

"Ugh!," Apple Bloom blurts out, stormin' out of the kitchen, "You're the worst!"

"Thank you!," I reply sarcastically, smiling as Barney chuckles.

***

[Time Passes]

||Pinkie Pie's POV||

Bad News U,_,U

{Saturday, November 22, 2014/4:10pm, The Cake Residence, Canterlot, Equestria}

      Maud is still staying with the cakes and I and she just called me downstairs for something. I bounce downstairs happily, my white, pink-striped footies not making one sound on our carpeted stairs.

"Yeah, Maudie?," I ask my sister as I bounce into the living room.

"Hey, Pinkie," Maud replies, her face... nervous (?), "I have something to t-tell you."

"What is it?," I ask slowly, on guard, no longer bouncy and chipper.

"You may want to sit down, sweetheart," Mrs. Cake says, gesturing to our couch from her armchair.

"Okaaay?," I say in the form of a question, looking at Mrs. Cake, Mr. Cake, and Maud like they're crazy.

      I hesitantly sit down, my eyes wide as I look at each of my family members with a small hint of fear. My hair flattens 'cause I know what Maud is about to tell me.

"M-mom and d-dad?," I ask my sister angrily, my anger making my body shake a bit, "You mean the complete assholes who sent me to an institution 'cause they didn't believe I could see the future? Who didn't give a fuck about me running away?! WHO DIDN'T LOVE ME 'CAUSE I WAS 'DIFFERENT'? DA FUCK YOU INVITE THEM FOR?!"

"Because I want them to see how you've grown," Maud says with a small smile, "And show them you're not insane! That they were wrong, Pinkie."

      I just give her an "I can't believe you!" look and run upstairs to my pink-ass room to cry my eyes out. She invited our biological parents to this house for Thanksgiving?! Wtf?! THANKS A LOT, MAUD!

***

A/N

August 18, 2015/11:44pm

'Sup, guys?! ^u^

<><><>

I decided to change up this chappy, as I mentioned before. :)

<><><>

Anyway, I hope you liked the chapter and stay tuned for the next one! X3

<><><>

Bye! :D

❤S.N.B.❤

~11:49-51pm, 11:53pm-12:07am (I added le picture)~

<>

Dat BarneyJack, doe. 💖w💖

(And dat SoarinDash ;3)