Once upon a time a female train and a male train were in a cottage in the middle of the woods. Soon an angle train came and said to female train.

Angle train: you and that male train are going to have sex and have a train that will become the king of Mlg so he basically Wilber MLG jeasus.

Female train: OMG rlly?

Make train: wanna go bang hon'

Female train: sure!

*THEY BANG SMEXY*

*THEY HAVE MLG JEASUS*

Female train: let's name him Thomas!

*666 yrs later*

Thomas: SMOKE SMOKE SMIKE WEED EVRY DAY DAMN SN WERED YOU FOUND THSIS SMIKE WEED SMIKEH WEED SMOKE WEED EVREY DAY AYE SMOOKE WEED EVREY DAY!!!!