I was tagged by hufflepuffturtle who recently appeared in my life and is a very nice person.

1. What town did you grow up in?

I literally grew up moving.

2. What is your eye color?

Mostly they're a light brown, which shows up dark brown in every single photo, but randomly turn green at will.

3. Favorite season of the year?

SPRING. 🌸 🌺 🐰

4. When is your birthday?

D-Day.

5. What was your first kiss?

The day Bitsy was placed in my arms.

Actually, that's a lie. I thought she wouldn't understand a kiss, so for the first year of her life I licked her like a dog.

I was eight, okay.

6. What do you smell like?

What the actual.

Well, you've probably observed how everyone's house has a smell, and everyone smells like their house. So I can only conclude that I smell like my house. I don't know what that smells like.

7. What do people like the most about you?

I honestly don't know. It wasn't until Wattpad that I met the friends who I know will stick with me.

8. What do people tease you about?

I basically only communicate with a toddler and my very non-teasing family so I don't really get teased. I like playful teasing.  I hate males who make fun of females for being female.

STORY TIME: I just remembered this and I have to tell y'all. This was freaking hilarious. I was about 11 or 12 and we were in Dollar General. My mom was pushing our cart, and this elderly man intersected out of an aisle and their carts bumped. The man remarked humorlessly, "Women drivers."

My mom was, quite clearly, silently fuming. A few minutes later, we passed the man again. His cart was in the middle of the aisle, in our way. My mom very purposefully plowed through with her own cart, slamming into his and knocking it into a display. It made a terrific crash. An employee stared. The man stared. My mom continued shopping as if nothing happened.

Fast forward years later and I'm working in the library (this story is mostly unrelated). Anyway there was this firefighter (the library was connected to the fire station) who came in all the time and was a total jerk to all females. So one day he came in asking me for "good fantasy" and I gave him Eragon.

This is so ridiculously off topic.

9. How many languages do you speak?

I barely speak English.

10. Hug or kiss?

May I propose a secret handshake

11. What's your favorite color?

Purple first. All the other colors second.

12. Are you cute, pretty, or hot?

I'm hot. It's 83 degrees.

13. What are you doing right now?

Doing this tag, holding two conversations on Messenger, and feeling sad about Bitsy.

I'm done. Tag yourself.