This, my international friends, is the definitive guide to all 50 U.S. states.

When I hear the name of a state, and dwell on it for a moment, what comes to my mind? Let's take a trip and find out.

1. Alabama
Myself

2. Alaska
The very very very very first thing I think of is Sarah Palin's reality show. Secondly I think of my doll from Alaska and how as an adult I took her out of her indigenous clothing to clean her and now I can't get the clothes back on over her big head and I'm still upset.

3. Arizona
Desert and a nice culture

4. Arkansas
Duggars, confederate flags

5. California
Wildfires, Los Angeles, this ranch I follow on Instagram and used to be obsessed with.

6. Colorado
Denver, skiing, and marijuana

7. Connecticut
Ivy League, Baby-Sitter's Club

8. Delaware
My dad's awful brother who lives there. Before he moved there, I forgot Delaware existed.

9. Florida
My uncle and his family, humidity, mosquitoes, warmth, Florida Man, huge portions of my childhood

10. Georgia
My favorite girl name, peaches, election, Netflix

11. Hawaii
That false missile thing, the Christy Miller books

12. Idaho
Potatoes 😭

13. Illinois
Corn, Chicago

14. Indiana
Corn, the house we almost bought

15. Iowa
The pig-farming girl I was penpals with growing up

16. Kansas
Kansas City, tornadoes, huge flat fields

17. Kentucky
Slade, horses, the ice water my mom dumped all over me in this state

18. Louisiana
Hurricane Katrina, alligators, gumbo, jambalaya, beignets

19. Maine
Lobsters

20. Maryland
I have absolutely no idea what's in Maryland, does Maryland even exist

21. Massachusetts
History things?

22. Michigan
What the frick temperatures, my family's hunting club up there, accents

23. Minnesota
MyPillow.com, Mall of America

24. Mississippi
Poverty, bad health, bad weather

25. Missouri
Kansas City, Ozarks, druggies

26. Montana
It's like they're not really America but Canada hasn't claimed them, either

27. Nebraska
What even is going on in Nebraska. Where is Nebraska?

28. Nevada
This slime YouTube channel my cousin always watched set in Nevada and they would go to a really snazzy mall to buy slime ingredients with mountains behind it.

29. New Hampshire
Old Hampshire?

30. New Jersey
The boardwalk, New York City

31. New Mexico
Desert, probably incredible food, might get cold

32. New York
New York City. Nothing else exists except maybe Niagara Falls.

33. North Carolina
Indigenous peoples, Asheville, Cherokee, light snow, being a child and falling asleep in Tennessee and waking up at a North Carolina McDonald's.

34. North Dakota
Mount Rushmore, the Little House books, buffalo

35. Ohio
The accent

36. Oklahoma
"OOOOOOKLAHOMA," tornadoes, Tiger King rednecks

37. Oregon
Oregon trail, stoners, hippies

38. Pennsylvania
Pencils, Hershey's

39. Rhode Island
Why so tiny and expensive?

40. South Carolina
East Coast Florida, with more confederate flags

41. South Dakota
Mount Rushmore, the Little House books, buffalo

42. Tennessee
Mountains, Miley Cyrus, Dolly Parton, bears

43. Texas
Everything, but bigger. Lots of flat land, deadly animals, Jasmine the bestest Texan of all.

44. Utah
Do I even need to say it

45. Vermont
Bernie Sanders, Ben & Jerry, and teddy bears

46. Virginia
Colonial days and the Revolutionary War

47. Washington
Rain, Seattle

48. West Virginia
Mountains, poverty, Country Roads

49. Wisconsin
The accent, cheese, people wearing cheese hats. Maybe some cows.

50. Wyoming
Another state that's just a white space in my head

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