Jonathan

"Hi! I'm Jonathan!"

"Yes we know that sweetie! Now, what's your last name?"

"D-Dennis!"

"Yes! Good job! Now who's this?" I watched my mom point at a boy a little older than me.

"Sam!" I clapped when my mother cheered.

"Now! Who's this?" Now she pointed at a girl probably a few years older than Sam.

"Jenny!!" I cheered and made grabby hands at my sister. She giggled and lifted my three year old self up. Her giggling stopped when she looked at me. She put on a scary face. "Mom! It's happening again."

"Oh! Just put him on the counter, Sam go grab your little brother some tissues, please!" My mom walked over to me and looked me in the eyes. "I wonder why this keeps happening." She said as Sam walked up behind her, handing her a wab of tissues. She lightly pushed the soft object against my little nose. Oh... I'm having another nose bleed, I get those a lot.

"Maybe we should take him to the doctor." Jenny suggested.

"Fine, can you go get Sam in the car?" My mom smiled, "Hopefully you'll be all better! Okay!"

"Okay!" I agreed and my mother took me off the counter and to the car.

***

That's all I remembered. I honestly don't remember what happened after my mom picked me up, but I still get those damn nose bleeds.

"Fuck. Can we pause."

"Shit Delirious, another nose bleed?" Wildcat whinned.

"Yeah... I'm sorry guys."

"It's okay Delirious, just take care of what you need." Vanoss kindly said, probably glaring at Wildcat over the call.

I quickly got up and ran to the bathroom, grabbing some toilet paper. I lay my head back as I hold the paper against my nose. Still, on this day, I wonder why I get these nose bleeds, and why I don't remember what happened at the doctor's. I could talk to my sister, but I haven't talked to her since her wedding, and my brother, I don't even know where he is.

After I cleaned my little mess, I got right back to the game. "What'd I miss?" I asked, throwing on my headphones, and getting comfy in my chair. "Nothing Delirious, we paused for you." Vanoss yet again, kindly said. "Oh, well, thank you guys."

We continued playing until everyone grew tired, one by one. Wildcat got off first, Mini not far behind. Basically got off earlier to help his girlfriend with something. Then eventually, it was just Vanoss, Nogla, and I.

At about 1:00 Nogla got bored, "Alright I'm tired of being the third wheel. You two have fun." I nervously giggled when Nogla left. "Are you nervous Delirious?" Vanoss asked and chuckled. "N-no!" He chuckled again, this time I joined in. "I never saw you as nervous person."

"Yeah, I'm kinda multiple things, it's like many people tryna take over my body." Both Vanoss and I chuckled after my statement. "Man, so that's why you're Delirious." Vanoss laughed even harder. I crossed my arms like a child, which Vanoss couldn't see. "Says the one who's named after a car!" Vanoss stopped laughing. "Ey! I kept it from my dad!" He chuckled and shot me with a shot gun, sending my masked character across the map. Vanoss continued laughing as I flew, and the noise just hit me a way it never has before. I shook it off and flew back to Vanoss.

Around 1:30 we finished placing C4s and Vanoss stepped back with me. "Okay! You ready?!" He asked. "As ready as I'll ever be!" I heard the click and both the owl and masked characters went flying, landing on each other. I could tell Vanoss was nearly dying, as was I. I was over my desk holding my stomach. "Oh my god, that was amazing."

I finished my laughing and looked back at my computer screen, and noticed Vanoss and I's characters on top of each other. I silently chuckled and re-spawned, making my character disappear from the owl's.

I yawned and looked at Night Owl in front of me. "Phew, we broke 3:00." I laughed. I heard Vanoss chuckle and yawn. "Damn Delirious, sometimes you're a night owl, sometimes you're an early bird, sometimes you're obnoxious, sometimes you're the quietest. But the best part is, you never know which one." I could see the smile across his face when he said that. "Like I said, it's like many bodies are trying to control me at once, that's just who I am."

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(Teaser, I might continue or not. Depends how you feel, and how much time I have, but I fucking love this plot.)