3rd person POV.
Location: the underworld

Currently in the Underworld Y/n L/n has decided to go on his own to go find the powerful Golem by the name of Schnitzel.

Y/n: now if I were a sentient Golem with the name of a German sausage where would I be?

Soon enough his question was answered when he felt the ground slightly shaking and he felt a massive power source nearby his dark Infinity Gauntlet appeared upon his left arm and the Power Stone was glowing indicating that there was a strong power source approaching he turned around and he immediately noticed a strange creature walking across the plains of the underworld creature itself looked like it was made of Living stone and pure magical energy.

Y/n: so you must be Schnitzel tell me can you understand me?

Schnitzel: Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada (yes I can understand you)

Y/n: excellent I'm glad we can understand each other.

Schnitzel: Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada (how is it you can understand me?)

Y/n: I speak everything including rock monster tell me what do you plan to do with your Independence you have any ideas like you know opening up a business or maybe starting your own independent company what do you have for the future?

Schnitzel: Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada (I don't really know to be honest right now I must find a way out of the underworld I know that the devils are after me)

Y/n: what if I can offer you safe place to call home and people to call your family?

Schnitzel: Rada Rada (I'm listening)

Y/n: it's quite simple really I am a god level entity called The Darkness I can go anywhere I desire at any time I have the power to protect you and keep you safe forever I will make sure that no one takes advantage of you I have all of the resources and power to make sure you live a long healthy happy life all you have to do is help me with a few things every now and again I'm not saying I want you as a slave I'm saying that I will need your help every now and again in a way you will be in my care and my service think of yourself like my son and I shall be your father, what do you say will you join me and become part of my family?

Schnitzel raised his left arm and started rubbing his chin with his left arm in a motion showing that he was thinking eventually he have an answer.

Schnitzel: Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada (this is a deal that I would have to be crazy to refuse I shall forever serve you my Lord and Master if I may ask what is the name of my new Lord and Master)

Y/n: I am Y/n L/n but you may know me better as the darkness but I wish for you to call me Y/n L/n.

Schnitzel: Rada Rada Rada Rada (As You Wish master)

Y/n L/n immediately pulled out his final Bishop piece he then began the ritual of turning Schnitzel into his Bishop servant once the ritual is complete Schnitzel has now been transformed into a creature of Darkness.

Y/n: let's go home it's time for you to meet the rest of our family.

Schnitzel: Rada Rada (sounds good)

With that said the two of them teleported back to the Cathedral at the new age Academy once they got there they were immediately greeted by the rest of Y/n's servants/family.

Y/n: everyone I would like to introduce you to our final bishop and a member of our family I'm proud to present Schnitzel.

Schnitzel stepped forward he waived his right arm in a motion of waving hello.

Schnitzel: Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada (hello it's nice to meet you all)

Megatron: what did he say?

Y/n: he said hello it's nice to meet you all.

Jack: it's very nice to meet you my stone-faced friend.

Schnitzel: Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada Rada (hello honorable samurai it is nice to meet you)

Y/n: all right Schnitzel let's introduce you to everyone first I'd like to introduce you to my Queen Tohru.

Tohru: hello

Y/n: next I'd like to introduce you to Raven.

TT. Raven: hello

Y/n: next I would like to introduce dr. Victor Fries but you may call him mr. Freeze.

Mr. Freeze: greetings

Y/n: next we have the Gladiator of the pits of Kaon Megatron.

Megatron: it is nice to meet you Schnitzel.

Y/n: next we have the noble Samurai Jack.

Jack: it is an honor to meet you.

Y/n: next we have the man the myth the legend mr. Ethan Winters.

Ethan: it's nice to meet you.

Y/n: and finally we have the master of neutral gin Toph beifong.

Toph: sup~

Y/n: everyone I expect you all to welcome Schnitzel with open arms and treat him as another member of the family.

Everyone nodded their heads in confirmation that they would do as he commanded.

Y/n: excellent now you need your own room let me provide.

Y/n snapped his fingers and immediately Schnitzel had his own room.

Y/n: there you go schnitzel now you have your own room and everything you'll need to live here.

Schnitzel: Rada Rada (Thank you)

Y/n: you're welcome

With that said Schnitzel made his way into his room and he got comfortable in his own room.

Y/n: what a fine interesting individual he is.

(Time skip the next day)
Location: the new age Academy

Currently at the New Age Academy things are going down apparently no one bothered to tell him that today is Parents Day.

Y/n: how come no one bothered to tell me that today with parents day I could have made some chips and dip~

Soon enough Y/n L/n felt someone jump onto him and grab his arm immediately he felt it his upper arm being consumed by softness and Warmness he looked at his left and he saw who it was it was none other than the succubus known as Kurumu.

Kurumu: HEY Y/N HE'S OVER HERE MOM!!!!!!!

Soon enough another beautiful woman entered the room she had long light blue hair and she had very very ample assets if you know what I mean.

???: oh my goodness look at this handsome young man!

The blue-haired woman who Y/n L/n guess was Kurumu's mom immediately grabbed Y/n's head and pushed his head into her breasts

Y/n mind: jeez and Crow This Woman's boobs are the size of pumpkins I'm guessing she must be a grand high succubus or something?!

???: so you are my daughter's boyfriend I must say what she described you in her letters she definitely left out how handsome you are.

Y/n L/n tried to speak but his voice was muffled by the amount of boob that was at his face.

Y/n: thank you very much ma'am.

???: please call me Ageha~

Y/n: as you wish.

Soon enough Ageha released Y/n L/n from her death grip and allowed him to breathe once again.

Y/n: it's nice to meet you ma'am but I believe there's been some sort mi-

Suddenly the room got extremely cold and he noticed his friend Mizore in the room.

Y/n: hey Mizore how's it hanging?

Mizore: he's right here mother that's my boyfriend.

Y/n: Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?~

Within a few seconds Y/n L/n notice that the room became twice as cold he looked over and he noticed some white haired woman with blue eyes staring at him hiding behind a desk.

Y/n mind: Huh she does the same thing as her daughter does well will you look at that~

Soon enough the woman comes out from her hiding spot and she smiles.

???: it's so nice to meet you please call me Tsurara~

Y/n: it's very nice to meet you.

Soon enough the two mothers begin to look at each other and soon enough you can feel the anger between them.

Ageha: Tsurara!!!

Tsurara: Ageha it's so unpleasant to see you again I thought graduation would be the last time we saw each other.

Ageha: the saying goes triple for me.

The two mothers look at each other with boiling hate in their eyes within a few seconds the steering became more intense and eventually they started arguing and verbally berating each other.

Y/n: could the two of you explain what in the cognitive fuck is going on?!

Mizore: well to make a long story short I love you I love you with all my heart and when I heard that you got a harem I didn't know how to tell you how I felt so I told my mother that we were already in a relationship.

Kurumu: same here I told my mom that we were in such a committed relationship that we might as well be engaged.

Y/n: well when you both just say so earlier I'm pretty sure the other girls will be happy to have you guys in the Harem as well.

Mizore: sorry but we couldn't find you and we wanted to tell you a few days ago but you up and vanished.

Y/n L/n suddenly realized what they were talking about.

Y/n: oh shit now I know what you're talkin about sorry about that well I can just say okay without the other girls permission if I do let's just say it my ass is going to be grass.

???: it's okay

Y/n: Huh?

Y/n L/n looked up and he noticed Rachnera sitting in one of her webs in the top corner of the room.

Rachnera: I already talked to the other girls and they said it was cool.

Y/n: how do you get around so fast?!

Rachnera: A girl's got to have her secrets~

Mizore: I guess then I have no problem in doing this~

Mizore immediately took her lollipop out of her mouth grabbed Y/n's face and she slammed her lips onto his the kiss was sweet like sugar and it was colder than freshly fallen snow within a few seconds the two of them felt a burning sensation on both of their bodies Y/n I could feel the burning on his left bicep within a few seconds she released the kiss and Y/n revealed her mark on his left bicep it took the form of a snowflake.

Kurumu: alright my turn pucker up lover boy!!!

Kurumu immediately grabbed his face and with extreme speed she slammed her lips onto his she even went as far as to stick her tongue in his mouth and turn it into a French kiss within a few seconds the two of them felt a burning sensation and upon Y/n's stomach Kurumu's Mark was burned upon his stomach.

Y/n: well now that that's all squared away how you guys going to tell your moms you guys are both seeing me because I have a feeling that those two hate each other more than they want their next breath.

Kurumu: we'll figure it out.

Mizore: yeah we'll figure it out.

Y/n: well you both better figure it out quick because if you guys don't well let's just say this is going to go worse than the Titanic trying to stay afloat.

Soon enough the teachers had to break up the fight between Tsurara and Ageha.

(Time skip later)
Location: the new age Academy

Currently at the new age Academy things are going rather well considering what happened at the beginning of the day right now the parents are watching their children in music class both Mizore and Kurumu sang beautiful songs but now it was Y/n's turn to sing Y/n L/n is about to go up and have his turn at singing for the parents and the other students he got his group to agree on a song and within a few minutes Y/n L/n began to sing while his band began to play.

As soon as the song was over Y/n L/n and his band were greeted by thunderous Applause from both students and parents.

Y/n: thank you thank you very much I'll be here all week~

(Time skip later)
Location: the new age Academy

Right now it was time for lunch so everyone was having a nice lunch and of course Tsurara and Ageha were making it extremely awkward.

Tsurara: now Y/n I think you and Mizore should have a winter time wedding just imagine it freshly fallen snow my daughter in a beautiful crisp white wedding dress it will be just lovely.

Y/n: Huh?!

Ageha: but I think you and my daughter should have a lavish wedding!~

Y/n: once again I rebuttal Huh?!

Within a few minutes the two mothers started arguing like young school children the argument continued to escalate until things finally managed to calm down eventually it was time for combat class and things were about to go from bad to worse.

Glynda: now we have enough time for a few battles who would like to volunteer.

And of course this was the opportunity the two mothers were waiting for.

Ageha: I volunteer

Tsurara: I to volunteer

Glynda: but you two aren't students.

Tsurara: we have a score to settle!

Ageha: you're damn right we do!

Glynda: well this is unconventional and unpresidented but I don't see why not.

The two mother's immediately ran down to the battle arena and within a few minutes they got ready.

Glynda: combatant at the ready...and...FIGHT!!!

Within a few minutes the two women started physically fighting both of them aiming to do serious harm to the other Tsurara actually summoned a giant fucking Snowman of Terror and of course Ageha had to one-up it by using her and I quote breast missiles of Rage the two of them continue to fight and fight and fight and fight until eventually the two of them ran out of energy and the match was considered a draw.

(Time skip later that night)
Location: dorm 1408 the new age Academy

Currently it was early in the evening and everyone in Y/n's Harem had decided together for a nice dinner prepared by none other than Y/n L/n right now Maka and soul are reluctantly having a dinner with Maka's father apparently he's a giant pervert who cheated on his wife and now Maka hates him with all her heart but that is neither here nor there soon enough Mizore and Kurumu get there with their mothers in tow.

Ageha: oh my what a lovely place to live.

Tsurara: this is rather nice but it'd be nicer if some overly large titty Bimbo would fuck off.

Ageha: what did you call me you stalker snow skank?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Within a few minutes Sona And Rias managed to separate the two mothers and the two of them sat down at a very big table.

Tsurara: so where is the man of the hour?

Satsuki: right now he is cooking us dinner.

Ageha: so what's with all the extra women is my soon-to-be son-in-law some sort of gigolo if he is then I don't mind but I hope he treats my daughter well~

Midnight: the both of you please act your ages because this is starting to get ridiculous and if you both don't come down I'm going to have to punish the both of you!!!

Midnight pulled out her Whip and proceeded to crack it between the two mothers causing them to back up a little.

Ageha: don't threaten me with a good time honey~

Soon enough they heard a loud fwoosh coming from the kitchen everyone looked into the kitchen and it looked like Y/n L/n what's cooking up a storm he kind of resembled a Hibachi chef for many reasons for starters you couldn't understand what he was saying because he was speaking in Crazy tongues or at least he sounded like he was speaking in tongues you could see knives flying everywhere there's fire just about everywhere you look soon enough everyone sat down at the table.

Sun: Y/n are you okay in there?

Y/n: I am grilling Jack!!!

Tsurara: does anyone understand what that's supposed to mean.

Everyone in Y/n's harem: Not a clue!

Coco: trust me you get used to it after a little while.

Satsuki: it actually starts to become amusing~

Ageha: can someone please explain what's going on here?!

Kurumu: I didn't want to say this mom but I may have told a little white lie in my letters.

Ageha: WHAT?!?!?!?

Mizore: I did too

Tsurara: Mizore how could you?!?!?

Y/n: YOU CLOWNS COME AND GET IT!!!!!!!!

Rias: that means that dinner is ready~

Within a few minutes everyone made their way into the kitchen and they saw the brilliant spread that Y/n L/n had prepared he had made a full BBQ buffet for everyone to enjoy there was barbecue ribs BBQ steak BBQ chicken if you could barbecue it it was there Y/n L/n stood there smiling.

Y/n: dinner is served

Y/n did a respectful bow like a chef would but he did not notice that his hair was slightly on fire.

Cecilia: let me take care of that my love~

Cecilia licked her fingers and with a swift movement she extinguished Y/n's on fire hair as soon as that was done them everyone got some food and they enjoyed their meal as soon as dinner was done and the dishes were all taken care of the two mothers wanted an explanation and they wanted it now.

Y/n: now I know this may sound a bit weird and a little unconventional but let me explain and I promised that by the end of this you will both understand.

Y/n L/n went on to explain the situation he was in with the girls and he went on to explain that he was in fact a god-level entity and that he was the darkness within a few minutes both Tsurara and Ageha perfectly understood the situation and even though they were a little bit against it they still accepted it realizing that their love for this young man was in fact genuine and since they had already marked him as their own and vice versa there was nothing no one could do to break up the relationship.

Tsurara: even though you lied to me honey I am still very proud that you managed to find a man who is so good to you and someone who you can spend the rest of your life with and hopefully make me some loving grandchildren~

Mizore: Mom!

Ageha: honey I am very proud of you but you managed to actually bag the darkness as your husband even though you lied to me I am willing to sweep it under the rug and forgive you but just know that you don't lie to me ever again and tell me when the wedding is because I can't wait to see my grandkids!!!~

Kurumu: MOM!!!!

So with that all said and done Parents Day ended and all was as it should be at least until tomorrow.

(A/n): (WORD COUNT 3315)