I have absolutely no clue why this tag is a thing but fuck it, LET'S DO THIS BITCH! I was tagged by ALostCause by the way.

Question 1- How do you plea before court when you're convicted for murder?

Answer 1- Heir the best lawyer and pretend to be innocent. Make up a really good story and answer every question they ask but not truthfully of course.

Question 2- How do you like your x readers on a scale from fluff to lemon?

Answer 2- Fluff all the way! I love fluffy x readers! I fangirl so hard! But don't take this the wrong way....lemon is awesome but only when done right.

Question 3- What is your favourite method of self defence?

Answer 3- Knives or swords, I have good aim and I'm agile as fuck, come at me bitch.

Question 4- What would you do if you were God?

Answer 4- First of all, get rid of every school and make everyone really smart. Then I would turn everyone into different elementals and/or hybrids. Finally I would make some of my favourite ships real. Minicat and Mithross needs to be a thing.

Question 5- If a demon offered you a deal you would benefit from, would you accept?

Answer 5- OH HELL NAW! *Grabs holy water* "DROWN BITCH!" 

Question 6- Pocky addict?

Answer 6- Ummmm, what is Pocky?

Question 7- If you could unlearn anything what would it be?

Answer 7- Anything that has to do with American politics. Donald Trump has to a joke right? COME ON PEOPLE! I don't mean to be rude but have you lost your fucking minds?! HE IS A FUCKING RACIST BASTERD! I'm glad to live in Canada. No offence Americans.

Question 8- How would you feel if a cannon destroyed your crush/OTP?

Answer 8- I would fuckng jump off a cliff!

Question 9- What is your favourite app to use in an emergency?

Answer 9- Maps. I don't fucking know where the nearest hospital/Police station is!

Question 10- Vocal synthesizers or singers?

Answer 10- It's a tie. I love both!

Question 11- How would you take over the world?

Answer 11- By controlling the weather. You think a tank can stop me? BOOM! See how your tank can handle a huge fire tornado.

Question 12- What would you do if Donald Trump became president?

Answer 12- Keep all the fucking Americans out of Canada! No offence to any of the people I fallow on Wattpad because most of you are American but go to England and bother them.

Question 13- How late are you staying up to write this?

Answer 13- Well, it's 11:47 PM on a Sunday so I'm going to have a shitty Monday.

By the way, if you're tagged just copy the questions I just did and answer them. 

I tag,

MrsMiniCat

misty-chaos

MindFuck

HamsterSkro

Sorry people! By the way if you don't have a book specifically for tags and random shit, you should make one! It's better then putting it in a story.

I need to go board up my house and hide in my nuclear bunker again, I still have a lot of tags to do and I can hear the torches and pitchforks already.