Chapter Fortene The Ten Commdaments
Stargalme come down in2 thunderclaln camp. It was dark. Their were no cats otusdie. "SLL CATS GATER" Incorrect "all gather" quote. she sadi. They cats gatehred. "I have Tebn Conmondants frum Starclam/" she said. So in the previous chapter, they said that the clans wouldn't listen to StarClan, so Stargleam saying these are from StarClan isn't really a smart move in this case. The cats gapsed. The started to mummur. "be quite" starGleam sad. Tehy were quite. ThunderClan might be quiet, but I won't be! HERE'S AN ALL-CAPS SENTENCE FOR EMPHASIS!

"here she said pushing th3 roks foreword. "Loack at the them. Yu must fallow these commodents fur your hole lifes if you wnt to ge5t into Starcan." She said. They loked at the roxk. Shouldn't Stargleam here be reading them herself? Having an entire clan of cats try to read them at one time sounds like it would create nothing but chaos for whichever poor soul is sitting in the back.

"1. thou shat not belive in other goIncesters But can't you believe both StarClan and The Dark Forest exist? This implies that to get into StarClan, you need to deny the existence of The Dark Forest, which, sadly, is not how that works.

2. Dont make any picturs of anyhing and warhip them. What I'm wondering is how this rule came to be. Did the cats get access to DeviantArt or something? If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits. Shouldn't you also punish the parents of the grandkits, which would be one of the kits of the cat who made the picture? I don't see why the grandkits are getting the short end of the stick here.

4. don't say Starcclan in vane. StarClan, huh? What about The Dark Forest? Oh, right, I'm supposed to deny their existence.

5. Work for 6 days and worshipe me on 1. Why should I? Poor ThunderClan will be a dystopia if they have to worship Stargleam one day every week! Heck, to worship her for an hour would be torture!

6. Repsect our mom and dad. Fair enough, I respect this one.

7. Dont kill otters unless in batl.e Why otters? If Stargleam likes otters so much, I'm surprised they didn't name her "Starotter".

8. don't br unfateful to our mat. Also fair, I guess.

9/ Dotn steel things from he other cland. This is just a generic part of the Warrior Code.

10. Dnt lie aboot yiour nieborgh. Why specifically your neighbor? What about the cat in the nest diagonally across from yours? That cheeky apprentice who bugs everyone all the time? That sassy queen who thinks everything is about her and her kits? We can lie about them, but not that cat in the neighboring nest? Why?

10. Don't be jelos og your neiborgh. News flash! You can be jealous, as long as you don't take it too far.

11. No BENG GAY!f WHAT?!?! I'm sorry, WHAT?!?! I know this is trollfic and I shouldn't be getting this mad (and because of later fanfic events), but WHY?!?! I'd normally say a whole ton more, but if I did, it could turn into a full-scale rant, and I want to keep on the topic of a "I'm reading and reacting to a trollfic" thing.

The cat GAPSED. "Im sorry" said DaysPow. "ive ben a sinner. Ill do better next time!" No Daisypaw! Don't change! It's okay to be gay! I'll support you! (kinda tempted to make my own version of Daisypaw and turn it into an OC) Al the cats agred. Why? Now I'm really convinced that Stargleam is using some sort of force. There is NO way that all these cats could unanimously agree on ALL of these rules, especially the last one. StarPaw was happy! And I'm not happy. I'm really not happy. Teh were aon the write pat! If hey fallowed Sartclan thay woud neber go wong! If this is StarClan's word, I'm not going to StarClan, no matter how good I am, and ONLY because of the last rule, which I'm convinced Stargleam added, since there's only supposed to be 10 rules, but there are 11 listed.

But suddenly she saw somesting! It was..... REdpaw and LakePaool KISSING YAY A LESBIAN COUPLE! *happy lesbian clapping*