Chapter 27 A NEW CALN? At least this chapter name makes some sense, I guess...
StarKit ran and ran and run until she got back to the capm and then RedFur was ther waitng for her!11! She's your adoptive mother, of course she would be waiting for you!

"OMIGOSN NO!" reploned StarPa "I CAN;T TALK TO YOU RITE NOW" And why exactly? and she un into the appenticed den. "I CANT LET MUSELF BE SEEN WITH A LESBIAN!1!1!1" And why is being seen with a lesbian a bad thing?

"Ad why not" aked RedPaw marcing ofer to StarGkem I swear Redpaw/fur can read my mind... "I men weave ben rassing you for mons now!" EXACTLY!!!

"I NO" fried StarGKit "But I just saw HawkForst and AshFuru...and they were... KISING!" She was repued as she said that she couldn;t stand the idaw of HAWKFROST KISTING A GUY!" *stares in disbelief at their screen before closing their laptop and backing away slowly*

"Well thats erfecty fine isnt it?" asked LakwPool coming into the den/ And how exactly did you hear this conversation? "I mean were gay and there snothing wrong with that!" Yeah!!!

"YES THEIR IS"! yelld Starpaw in angry and she RAN FROM THE DEN AND BACK OUT INTO THE FROST Damnit, not again...

BUT THEN SHE RAN INTO HAWKFORT AND ASHTKI AGAN!11111111!111!1111" You knew they were there, so why would you come back?

"YOU! CANT! BE! GAY!" she told them (a/n I NEEDED EXTRA EMPHAS BECUSE I DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO RITE IT!) If you don't know how to write it, why write it at all? but they DIDNT MOVES THEY JUST CONTINUED TO MACK OUR! Cats are anatomically unable to kiss, and therefore make out, we've been over this.

"WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAF" she asked quitely "I MEAN YOUR NOT EXCEPT IN THIS CALN OF MINE!111!" You are an apprentice. You're not allowed to do that.

"IT'S NOT YOUR CALN!" HAWKFORST YELLED ITS EVERYBODYS CALN" At least Hawkfrost gained some braincells while we were gone...

"YEAH WELL YOUR GAY!11111!" SAID STARKIT. That's not a very good comeback, especially when it's true.

"FINE" said Hawkforst and he Left With AshFur! "WE'LL GO BE ROGUES." Yeah! Leave that evil cat! Run! Run far away! Start your own clan!

"GET OUT OF MY CALN" Once again, it's not your clan.

So they lef. Then StarKit realized SHE HAD JUST BANISHED HER MENTO. You seriously forgot he was your mentor? Wow.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1111111!11 *sighs*