Hello everyone! Before I start reviewing this chapter, I need to say that the original contents of this chapter were... iffy. In the next chapter, it is clarified that the author didn't know what the word originally meant. So, for everyone's comfort and safety (and thanks to the fanfic archive I used for this), the word originally used (r**e) will be replaced with "bamboozle". Thank you for reading this note, now on with the chapter.

NOTE! NOTE! NOTE!

I am back and I worked really hard to write this chapter so no one say anything bad about it! Lilypaw is very mean to everyone in this chapter I don't see how that makes a difference. so if you do not like violent stufd like that do not READ! Anyhow, thank you for you all reviewing me! GOOD DAY! except to you you stupid ugly flamers! I can write good I do not know why you think I can not I work hard on my stuff! I think I have improved even more on this chapter. It is really good in my opinuion.

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Lilypaw was angry! He growled so loud it shook the entire forest as his huge rainbow eyes gleamed in the sunlight! But, luckily nobody heard him growl. Didn't it say that his growl shook the entire forest? I'm pretty sure at least one cat would've heard him if it shook the forest. He would be discovered even quicker if his leader heard him. He then began to get very mad. Wasn't he already mad?

"Stupid Moonpaw! She will tell on me! I am infuriated!" Then go rip open her belly like you did with Lavenderstar! There are so many ways to solve this problem. He shouted, but nobody heard him because he was lucky. "I need to find away to take out my anger with her, but since she is too powerful and I can not kill her just yet, I can not do that." Because Moonpaw has special plot armor.

Then lilypaw got an idea suddenly. "I hate Moonpaw and Tranquilpaw more than anyone else, but I also hate Gaypaw the most." He thought to himself. "I just need to get all three of them together alone so nobody will see me. Then, I will hurt Gaypaw lots! But how...?" Murder, maybe? Find one of the crocodile teeth and use it to attack him! Drop a tree branch on him! There are so many ways on how to do this, why are you thinking so much? Then he got an idea and smiled like he was evil. He laughed manically!

"Moonpaw and Tranquilpaw will be shocked and sad, but Gaypaw will be even more shocked and sad." Lilypaw's plan was complete. But, now he had to go. Moonpaw needed to be stopped, or he would be exiled. So, he went!

There was a problem, though. Moonpaw was probably very close to camp now. I'm honestly surprised she isn't there already. I thought StarClan blessed her with speed! He had to find a way to get her to come back her. So, he went to DiamondClan, running very fast!

Gaypaw happened to be sitting by the border. "Lilypaw? You can not be here. It is against the Warrior Code to cross clan borders." But Gaypaw did not try to force Lilypaw to leave at all! Even though Lilypaw was mean, deep down, Gaypaw still loved him. He could gaze into Lilypaw's sapphire pools Weren't they rainbow? forever, lost in them as if they were waves that had swept him away, into the river below. And his pelt was an infernal, its vibrant orange color causing it to glow in the sunlight.

Lilypaw looked absolutely divine, with the eyes of an ocean and a pelt of flame! Gaypaw found herself mesmerised by the beautiful creature standing before him. He trembled! Truly, his eyes were not worthy to gaze upon the incredible being that was so humbly called Lilypaw. Gaypaw thought his name did not even begin to describe how awesome he was! A name like "Elzerith" or "Xanfor" more accurately described him then Lilypaw did. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE POETRY?! Gaypaw felt inclined to weep at the injustice of Lilypaw's name! She I see Gaypaw is also a gender blender. waited for his beloved Xanfor to answer him...

"I came here because I needed to ask you something." Lilypaw's voice was smooth as silk, but had a hint of ruggedness to it that made Gaypaw's heart beat so fast, he thought it would beat out of his chest!

Gaypaw was about to ask his Xanfor what he needed to ask, but Lilypaw told him beautifully. "Do you still love me?" He asked him miraculously.

Gaypaw tried to speak in a strong voice, but he could only whisper because he was so lost in sight of his darling Xanfor. "I do" He muttered.

"Then you will do me a favor." Said lilypaw. Gaypaw nodded, grinning wide. "Go to SapphireClan and tell Moonpaw and Tranquilpaw to meet me outside of camp. Come back with them, too."

"Okay!" Said Gaypaw gayily. How do you even- you know what, nevermind. He ran off, eager to please the cat that he loved once more. But he did not know exactly what he was doing! Lilypaw was still as mean as he had always been. Lilypaw laughed as if he was crazy. As if he was crazy? No, he is crazy. He would win once more!

Gaypaw ran over to SapphireClan camp. Moonpaw was there! He saw her! She was eating a vole because she was quite hungry. Soo... what happened to telling Vanillastar about Lilypaw? "After I am done eating, I will tell Vanillastar how mean Lilypaw really is!" My belly's happiness is the most important! The safety of the clan comes second. She said to herself. Then, she turned around. Gaypaw was standing at the camp entrance! She ran over towards him!

"Gaypaw, why are you at our camp? That is not allowed!" Moonpaw said quietly. She was shocked that Gaypaw was breaking a rule. That was bad of him to do that! Shut up, Moonpaw, you've broken the code many times yourself.

"Lilypaw told me to tell you that he said that you and Tranquilpaw should meet him outside of camp, and that he wants me to come with too." Gaypaw whispered so he wouldn't get caught by anybody. But couldn't the other cats scent Gaypaw?
Moonpaw thought that this was very suspicious, but knew that she had her necklace, so she would not have to worry about getting hurt or dying because of Lilypaw. You don't even know what the necklace does, how do you know it can protect you? "Okay, I will go get Tranquilpaw." Then, she went and got Tranquilpaw.

Tranquilpaw was very bored. Nobody was sick or hurt. She had nothing to do! Maybe go look for more herbs? Use the leftover herbs to make a paint and draw something on the wall! I don't know, there's lots of things you can do! So, she was in the medicine cat den, thinking about Screepaw. She missed him so much. Aren't you part of the same clan? They were so in love, but they had not seen each other in the longest time. Screepaw had to go on patrol for an hour! Tranquilpaw wanted to cry! "Oh, I wish someone could cheer me up" She sobbed. Then, she heard something. It was Moonpaw! How convenient...

Moonpaw said, "Tranquilpaw, Gaypaw said Lilypaw wants to see us outside of camp!" Because that's not suspicious at all! and Tranquilpaw was sucpicious, but since she was an amazing medicine cat, she could not be hurt forever if he tred anything. She nodded and went with Moonpaw. Then, they all left!

Lilypaw had been waiting for a very long time. He had caughten and eaten a mouse, but it did not taste as good as cats. "I should eat Jasminedung I can only assume this is named after Jasmine, the flamer from the last chapter? next." He said to himself. Licking his lips. "Nobody likes her, anyway." He was really hungry for more juicy, delicious cat meat.

Then, he heard cats from behind him. He smelled Moonpaw, Tranquilpaw, and Gaypaw. He was happy because now his plan could finally work!

Moonpaw's purple gaze hardened on Lilypaw. "Do not dare try to kill me!" She snarled.

Lilypaw just laughed at her. "Oh, I can not kill you, you are too strong! Isn't that your goal though? To kill Moonpaw? I will kill no one. Not today."

Tranquilpaw was in a state of disbelief. "I do not believe you." She said.

But Lilypaw was not even lying! "No, I just need Gaypaw to come over here."

"Yes." Said Gaypaw, bouncing over to her handsome Xanfor. "I hope you will not be mean to me, because I want to be friends again! Foreshadowing. And I will not do that if you do not treat me well."

Lilypaw grabbed Gaypaw! "It is too late for that." He said evily. Then, Lilypaw snarled. He unsheathed his claws. Gaypaw was scared. Then Lilypaw did the unthinkable. He bamboozled Gaypaw! It was horrible! WHAT. I mean "bamboozle" is still better than the original word, but knowing what the original word even is still haunts me- Moonpaw and Tranquil ran away because they didn't want to see it happen! Moonpaw's tears stained the ground! Lilypaw had gone too far! Bamboozling was too mean! WELL DUH. She could tell it hurt even more than dying, because Gaypaw, who was usually happy, seemed despondent and scared. I WONDER WHY!! Tranquilpaw did not cry, but she was very shocked! Then Lilypaw laughed and ran away, while Moonpaw and Tranquilpaw were also running WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! You have awesome powers, USE THEM!! and Gaypaw stayed there in shock over what just happened. Then, he ran away too, crying. Gaypaw knew in his heart that his incredible Xanfor was merely Lilypaw once again.

Later, Moonpaw was in her den. She had been there all day! She was very mad and sad about what happened to Gaypaw, and Tranquilpaw was nice, so she came in to check on her sister, because they were sisters, so she comforted her when she needed it, since sisters love each other.

"Moonpaw?" She inquired. Moonpaw was not speaking, she was too sad and angry. Tranquilpaw spoke again. "Moonpaw, you can not keep doing this. You know what, at some point, you have got to let this go."

Moonpaw sighed. "Yeah? Well... maybe you can forget what happened, bit I... can not."
Tranquilpaw was concerned. "Look, what happened, happened. We can not change it now. We have to move on." She said softly.

Moonpaw got so mad that she would have killed Tranquilpaw if she was not so good! "Move on?! Our friend was BAMBOOZLED, Tranquilpaw! He was BAMBOOZLED! And we just stood there and did NOTHING!" EXACTLY!! YOU SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING!! She yelled! She wanted to yell so loud, StarClan could hear her! But she did not want to disturb her mother so she did not. Daydreamheart may be asleep or eating and did not want to hear her!

Tranquilpaw was also very angry now! "There was nothing we could do, Moonpaw!" She yelled back! "We had to get out of there!"

Moonpaw was still angry! She was starting to get even angrier! "Did we?! Maybe we could have stopped him!"

"How?" Tranquilpaw snarled angrily!

A tear fell out of one of Moonpaw's all-seeing orbs. ...we can check a poetic description for "eyes" off of the list of cliches in this fanfic... "I dream about it every night. Didn't it just happen today? Every time I close my eyes I see us just running away, running away while he bamboozles him..."

Tranquilpaw got closer to Moonpaw. "You can not keep torturing yourself like this, Moonpaw. Let it go."

Moonpaw was still angry at her. "I am glad that you can just keep living. But I do not think I can."

They were both mad and sad, but fighting was bad. Tranquilpaw did not want to make Moonpaw angrier. So, she left Moonpaw by herself again. Moonpaw felt sadder now. She made Tranquilpaw feel bad, too. She did not want to hurt her sister's feelings. But now it was too late. Tranquilpaw was walking away. Moonpaw just went to sleep.

The next day, Gaypaw came to SapphireClan camp again to greet his friends Moonpaw and Tranquilpaw. He called for them. "Moonpaw, Tranquilpaw!" He yelled. "I want to see you!" They heard him and came running to the camp entrance. Luckily, nobody caught Gaypaw! Because SapphireClan cats are idiots.

"Are you okay?" The sister both said at the same time. Gaypaw laughed.

"Oh, I am better now. Troubletail Man I love unfortunate names! has taught me so many wonderful things that I was able to get better really really fast!"

Moonpaw perked up. "That is great, Gaypaw!" He was so relieved!

"And it gets better!" Gaypaw said happily. "Last night, because I did so good making myself feel better, and because I was so brave about it, Troubletail gave me my real medicine cat name!"

Wow, Gaypaw!" Said Tranquilpaw! "That is really great!"

"Yep! I am called Gaysparkle now, You've gotta be kidding me. after how my eyes sparkle whenever I am feeling gay." ...okay, that part made me laugh. Gaysparkle said, his green eyes sparkling.

"Well, congradulations!" Purred Moonpaw. "Hey, since you are here and also a medicine cat now, can you come with us and help us tell on Lilypaw to Vanillastar? He will exile Lilypaw for being mean!" Maybe not just for being mean, just saying...
Gaysparkle sighed and looled down at the ground. "Sure... But first... I need to talk to him about something."

"Okay, go ahead..." said Tranquilpaw. She was a little bit confused. Gaypaw went to find lilypaw. Lilypaw was eating a thrush in camp.

Lilypaw looked up at Gaysparkle in disgust. "Gaypaw, you revolting pile of foxdung, what are you doing here?" he asked.

"Gaysparkle is my name now," Gaysparkle corrected him. "And I want to talk to you about... Us."

Lilypaw raised an eyebrow. "Err... Us?" Yeah! The United States! /j

"Yes, us. I am sorry, but what you did to me was awful. It was too awful for me to stand. We can't be friends anymore."

Lilypaw interrupted, "But we-"

"No, let me finish." Said Gaysparkle. "And I do not love you anymore. As you should! Character development! I thought you prove yourself to be nice deep down, but you are not."

"Haha! Of course not!" laughed Lilypaw! "I am the meanest cat that has ever lived! But nobody believes me. That is why I have to prove it!" Then, he scratched Gaysparkle suddenly! Suddenly? I think it would be expected of him at this point.

"Ow!" shouted Gaysparkle. He kept talking. "But anyway, you are right. You really are mean! This is like the hundredth time this fanfic has called Lilypaw mean, and it's only Chapter 5! And that, Lilypaw, is why we can't see each other anymore."Gaysparkle leaned in closer, t whisper in Lilypaw's ear. "I am very sorry, my precious Xanfor."

Lilypaw was confused. "Xanfor?"

Gaysparkle's eyes were getting teary. "I knew our love meant nothing to you in the first place!" He could not stand to look at lilypaw anymore. So, he ran over to Moonpaw and Tranquilpaw. Why is there so much freaking romantic poetry?! I think I've had enough romantic poetry for one lifetime...

"Alright, Moonpaw and Tranquilpaw." He said to them. "Let us tell Vanillastar just how mean Lilypaw is." I'm pretty sure he knows already, but since he's a terrible leader, he won't do shit about it.

"NO!" cried Lilypaw, running towards them. "I WILL NOT HAVE MY PLAN RUINED!" He tackled Moonpaw. "I WILL KILL YOU!" That's like the 5th time you've said that...