This is so stupid it hurts.

    America and Russia were in there 69th fight this week, well Poland, Germany, and a few other countries in the friend group were on the side lines shaking there heads. The feud between them has been going on since 4th grade, and now there seniors in high school.

    "What are we going to do? If they go on like this, there surely gonna kill each other." Poland said, a hint of concern frosting the tips of his statement. Poland got scared or anxious quite easily, but he wasn't blowing things out of proportion. Everyone could see that this wasn't going to get any better, it was straight to hell at this point.

      Germany then took initiative and suggested that they should maybe hold a meeting the next day to discuss what they were going to do about the ever growing bad blood between the two pissed countries. Everyone agreed to the idea and made a group chat that America and Russia weren't included in.

     After about an hour Poland, Germany, japan, and a few other countries managed to pry the two repelling idiots off each other and get home safely. Somehow.

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The Next Day

(America)

      I slowly opened my eyes to see my room, guess Poland brought me home. I look over at my phone. I find it odd there's no texts on the friend group chat, but it's whatever. I get up, Get dressed, and go down stairs, and notice that no one's home. Probably have other things to do. After a few short minutes of scrolling through tumbler, I decided to go on a walk. Which was a bad idea.

      I see Poland and Germany on a walk, they both have suspicious grin on there face. I just shrug it off.

     I run up to them and ask what's up, they both give each other a look, and move there heads to look at me, still facing each other. Poland speaks up and says something along the lines of "follow us, it'll be a good idea" I reluctantly agree and we start walking.

Flash back to early that morning.

Germany POV)

      What are we going to do. If America declares war on Russia, it'll literally destroy everything. Nuclear war and all.

    Poland has an idea that's not great, but it's all we got. Hand cuffs! Sounds like some sort of kink, though.

Back to the normal time.)

 Russia POV)

      I wake up slowly, feeling a sharp pain in my arm from last night. I sigh quietly and get up, the light from outside striking in. I walk down stairs and see dad drinking, talking to him like that is a death wish. So I opt for the alternative of getting out of this god-forsalken house.

     I get out the door and notice that Poland, Germany, and America are all walking and talking. Deciding against walking alone, I join them. 

I slowly jog up to Germany and Poland, and gently push America out da way. At that second were our hand touch, our arms were handcuffed together by no other then, Poland. And then he just RUNS AWAY. Germany looking slightly surprised by the series of events that just played before him, explains that the only way to get the cuffs off was to be friends with each other. And well America and I were still in shock. He walks away to.

Now we stuck.

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Pfft. Please no one read this.

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