@sugayoonie has added @hopeseok to mah cologne w/o da c whores 😞💔

HOPESEOK
hey guys

JKAY
no 🐡

NAMJOONIE
yeah, no

JIMINNIE
fuck off 

JINSEOKJEON
look who's here

VTAE
hi hoseok 😄

SUGAYOONIE
that was not what i was expecting

JIMINNIE
why did you add him to the group chat?

JIMINNIE
oh my god yoongi don't tell me you made up with that fucker

SUGAYOONIE
define 'made up'

JIMINNIE
😐

VTAE
😐

JINSEOKJEON
😐

NAMJOONIE
😐

JKAY
😐

JKAY
wait y we 😐 rn

JIMINNIE
yoongi literally added the rat into the gc and you're asking why we 😐

JKAY
i mean he's still my bestie 

NAMJOONIE
even so, hoseok has been making reckless after reckless decisions and it's been tiring. he had the nerve to act indifferent as i scolded him for making a mess of things yet again. and now you're telling me that everything's back to normal? no, i, as well as everyone else, have a right to be mad at jung hoseok's presence.

JIMINNIE
namjoon, have i ever told you you're a smart man? 

JIMINNIE
because you are so so so so so smart 

NAMJOONIE
i've heard you say it once or twice

JIMINNIE
now dick me down 😏

NAMJOON
what

JIMINNIE
nothing 😚

JKAY
y'all see de shit happening wid deez two together 😪✋🏻

JKAY
relationship envy me thinks

JINSEOKJEON
i'm literally right here 🙄

JKAY
okay but namjoon n jimin chillin in his room

JKAY
i can hear der giggles

JKAY
betchu dey in each other's arms rn 🙄🙄🙄

JIMINNIE
i mean you can join if you want

VTAE
so i've been replaced 🤨🤨🤨

VTAE
i see

HOPESEOK
eye-

HOPESEOK
did i miss some

VTAE
well yeah

VTAE
you've missed three years 

VTAE
though this development has been very recent

VTAE
and i'm hurt 

JIMINNIE
TAE BESTIE YOU CAN COME HERE TOO WE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM

JIMINNIE
just not hoseok 😁

HOPESEOK
not like i'd want to be in you and namjoon's arms 🤢 

JIMINNIE
good glad we're in agreement

SUGAYOONIE
honestly, i saw it happening

SUGAYOONIE
jimin has been practically drooling all over namjoon 

JIMINNIE
when you find a literal god on earth then you can speak to me 

NAMJOONIE
jimin's been drooling all over me?

HOPESEOK
guess joon's not straight!

JKAY
pfft come on now, y'know joon don fall for faces

JKAY
though jimin does have a pretty face

JINSEOKJEON
does he now (:

JKAY
ye 🐡

JKAY
i'd prolly try to get with him if i hadn't known u first tbh 🐡

NAMJOONIE
what?

JIMINNIE
as you should 😌

JINSEOKJEON
i don't know how to feel about this 😂😂

NAMJOONIE
you are literally in my arms right now, jimin. 

JIMINNIE
okay and? don't change the fact that i'm sexy as fuck

NAMJOONIE
you're getting a bit too cocky there, park.

JKAY
y'all see da periods namjoon using 😳😳😳😳

JKAY
HE'S JEALOUS DAT I FIND JIMIN ATTRACTIVE

JINSEOKJEON
i mean, can't this be considered borderline flirting, jungkook?

HOPESEOK
uh oh

VTAE
uh oh

SUGAYOONIE
uh oh

SUGAYOONIE
something tells me this isn't going to go well

VTAE
you don't say?

HOPESEOK
suddenly i'm glad that i am nowhere near them

VTAE
party at jung's place 🤪🤪🤪

SUGAYOONIE
🤨🤨

VTAE
no couples allowed 🥰

JKAY
is not flirting, is da truth 

JKAY
i can say someone attractive without flirting seokjin

HOPESEOK
THEY ON FIRST NAME BASIS OH GOD

VTAE
👁👄👁

SUGAYOONIE
👁👄👁

JINSEOKJEON
you said you'd try to get with him if i wasn't in the picture. how's that supposed to make me feel?

JINSEOKJEON
because it's not feeling nice rn let me tell you

JKAY
stop bein so pressed

JKAY
literally ain't a big deal

JIMINNIE
it's not like i'd get with him anyhow

JIMMINNIE
even if circumstances were different

JINSEOKJEON
idc

JINSEOKJEON
you know what? sometimes you're too much

JINSEOKJEON
like right now

JKAY
if you can't handle me then just ignore the fucking chat 

JKAY
i don't see why you're getting so pissed off. it's not like i would get pissed off if you acknowledged someone else.

JKAY
give me a break

JINSEOKJEON
k

@jinseokjeon has left mah cologne w/o da c whores 😞💔

HOPESEOK
he actually left

SUGAYOONIE
...

JKAY
of course he did 

NAMJOONIE
for the record, i wasn't mad or anything i was just messing around

VTAE
this isn't good

VTAE
is jin at home?

SUGAYOONIE
no he left, remember?

JIMINNIE
yeah, he went shopping or something

JKAY
hey, seok, where ya at?

JKAY
i don't want to be here anymore

JKAY
highkey wanna cry but i don't wanna be in this man's house 😁

HOPESEOK
i'll come pick you up

HOPESEOK
if that's easier for you

HOPESEOK
i don't think you'll want to drive right now

JKAY
ye

JKAY
lmk when you're here (:

@jkay has left mah cologne w/o da c whores 😞💔

a/n: wanted to fuck around for a bit tbh and then all that happened so here we are! 

y'all it's been one year since quarantine started ahhhhhhhhhh. the start of my now active career we have gotta stan this. very fitting that i got my first dose of the covid vaccine too >:)

thanks for reading uwu