JIMINNIE:
i didn't see you this morning namjoon!

JIMINNIE
:(

JIMINNIE
where'd you go

NAMJOONIE
oh, i went out with seok to buy some groceries

NAMJOONIE
currently with him atm

JIMINNIE
and you didn't invite me 😔

JIMINNIE
i love grocery shopping 🥺

JIMINNIE
whyd you have to go with that ugly whore 🙄

NAMJOONIE
you're also a guest

NAMJOONIE
as a guest, you should be comfortable. it isn't your responsibility to go shopping with any one of us.

NAMJOONIE
that would be highly inappropriate

NAMJOONIE
even if you do like to go shopping

NAMJOONIE
so the uglie whore you're referencing also has to treat you as a guest which is why he came with me

JIMINNIE
and you're considerate too?

JIMINNIE
whew you truly are the best man

JIMINNIE
i'm surprised you aren't cuffed

NAMJOONIE
cuffed?

JIMINNIE
yeah

JIMINNIE
like in a relationship

NAMJOONIE
are you asking me if im single?

JIMINNIE
no im asking if you actively working out that dick 🙄

NAMJOONIE
...

NAMJOONIE
are you?

JIMINNIE
sigh

NAMJOONIE
did you just sigh in text?

JIMINNIE
namjoon

JIMINNIE
so how straight is straight for you

JIMINNIE
asking for a friend 🤥

NAMJOONIE
straight is a spectrum i suppose

NAMJOONIE
but i'd say

NAMJOONIE
✨ women ✨

JIMINNIE

NAMJOONIE
violence now, i suppose?

NAMJOONIE
guess i'll aid

NAMJOONIE

NAMJOONIE
can that be considered violence? i have no clue

JIMINNIE
holy duck

JIMINNIE
FUCK

JIMINNIE
I MENAt FUCK

JIMINNIE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

JIMINNIE
for research purposes please send more violence my way i love pain 😍😍😍😍

NAMJOONIE
...you're a masochist

JIMINNIE
for you 😛😛

NAMJOONIE
you sure are asking a lot from me today

NAMJOONIE
wait what

JIMINNIE
🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻

NAMJOONIE
what?

JIMINNIE
nothing daddy 🧎🏻

NAMJOONIE
daddy?

NAMJOONIE
that was so sudden

NAMJOONIE
i didn't think i would be a parental figure this quick 😅

NAMJOONIE
i mean i have been told id make a great father but

NAMJOONIE
i've never heard it from a guy before

NAMJOONIE
well there was that one time

JIMINNIE
!!!!

NAMJOONIE
but i digress

NAMJOONIE
wait what

JIMINNIE
you're not fully het

JIMINNIE
which means

JIMINNIE
i claim you

JIMINNIE
you're mine now

JIMINNIE
😼

NAMJOONIE
well

NAMJOONIE
cant say i'm too fond of being claimed

NAMJOONIE
but i guess?

NAMJOONIE
don't know what this claiming business is

NAMJOONIE
if you wanted to be friends you could have said so 😄

JIMINNIE

JIMINNIE

JIMINNIE
sure namjoon i'd love to be friends with you 😀😀

NAMJOONIE
fun!

NAMJOONIE
i love making new friends 😁

NAMJOONIE
hoseok and i will be back in a few, okay?

NAMJOONIE
we can hang then :)

JIMINNIE
lovely 😀

a/n: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!