JKAY
HEY

@jkay has added @vtae to mah sexci whores 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

JKAY
we have a new whore among us 😏😏😏

JKAY
EVERYONE SAY HI TO JIMMY'S CUDDLE BEAR

NAMJOONIE
hey

JIMINNIE
omg tae 🥰🥰

JINSEOKJEON
oh, he'll finally stop annoying me now 😌😌

VTAE
shut up whore

JKAY
fitting right in !

VTAE
anygays

VTAE
hey guys, i'm taehyung, idc what you call me tbh

VTAE
you wanna call me handsome? go for it

VTAE
taetae? why not?

VTAE
your dirty little slut?

VTAE
actually no you say that and i'll bark at you

VTAE
i go by he/they

VTAE
hope we can get along :3

NAMJOONIE
very sexy i approve

JIMINNIE
omg i approve too 🥰🥰🥰🥰

JIMMINIE
is like our minds be connecting or something 😳🤥

NAMJOONIE
i would argue that it's because we are both decent human beings that acknowledge and validate the usage of pronouns because everyone is valid for who they are as a person

NAMJOONIE
not necessarily our minds connecting but having similar ideas

NAMJOONIE
however, i'm glad we are on the same page. it would have been incredibly awkward if we hadn't

JIMINNIE
MHM YUP MOMMA HELP ME RN THIS MAN ABOUT TO TAKE MY HEART

NAMJOONIE
wait what?

JIMINNIE
nothing 😳😳🤥

JKAY
hoseok?

hobiwobi is typing...

JKAY
u der?

hobiwobi is typing...

JKAY
uh

NAMJOONIE
i think he's being dramatic again

HOBIWOBI
stfu

HOBIWOBI
i just don't know what to say

HOBIWOBI
i mean, i know that tae knows me

VTAE
for sure

VTAE
how've you been man?

VTAE
it's been years

VTAE
lowkey have missed your annoying ass

HOBIWOBI
really?

HOBIWOBI

VTAE
well yeah

VTAE
we were friends 😁

VTAE
but i am hurt that you told jin about what you did and not me

VTAE
i could have helped you

JIMINNIE
uh you could have what now 🤨🤨

HOBIWOBI
^^ i didn't need him finding out

VTAE
right right

VTAE
i probably would have told jimin now that i think about it 😅

VTAE
i'm still like sad and hurt, but vibing through it, you know?

VTAE
i swear i'm okay tho don't worry about me ☺️

JIMINNIE
don't know whether i should be concerned right now or if i should be beating your ass for admitting that you'd hide hoseok from me 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

VTAE
you're miles away TRY AGAIN 😚

HOBIWOBI
thank you tae 🥺

JKAY
y'all social distancing right now and it's okay

JIMINNIE
can you believe that dumb whore hasn't come out of his room since we've come?

HOBIWOBI
🧍🏻

JINSEOKJEON
because you'll jump his ass

NAMJOONIE
that would be funny to see considering jimin's short as fuck

JIMINNIE
it's okay, you can be the taller one out of the both of us 😏😏

NAMJOONIE
what?

JIMINNIE
nothing

HOBIWOBI
namjoon's straight fam. as fuck.

NAMJOONIE
am i about to be made fun of because of my heterosexuality because if so i would like to show how much privilege i have because i'm a het

JKAY
in dis group chat ur de minority 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

JKAY
so you don't have rights 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

NAMJOONIE
that's a hate crime

JKAY
no UR a hate crime 🙄

JIMINNIE
don't worry he won't be het long it's fine 😏

HOBIWOBI
JIMIN STOP

JIMINNIE
anyone heard some? cuz i sure as hell didn't 😊

NAMJOONIE
i didn't think jimin was going to be social distancing via group chat as well

HOBIWOBI
as he should bc us talking? nah no way

JIMINNIE
someone tell the rat the second he comes out of his room he's getting it from me

VTAE
jimin let's not jump people that are giving you a place to stay for a while

HOBIWOBI
THANK YOU TAEHYUNG

HOBIWOBI

VTAE
eh i'll take it

JIMINNIE
🤨🤨🤨

VTAE
ignoring jimin rn 😌✨

JIMINNIE
i needa new soulmate istg 🙄

JKAY
i need one 🥲

JINSEOKJEON
tf am i then?

NAMJOONIE
👁👄👁

HOBIWOBI
👁👄👁

JKAY
you're my l word 😏❤️

JINSEOKJEON

JINSEOKJEON
sobbing rn don't mind me

JKAY
hoseok do u wanna be my soulmate 😛😛

HOBIWOBI
fuck no

HOBIWOBI
😛😛

JKAY
who said u was allowed to say no 😛😛😛

HOBIWOBI
i did 😛😛

JKAY
bold of u to assume u have rights here

JKAY
ur on the same boat as namjoon 😛😛

NAMJOONIE
damn does that mean hoseok and i are the soulmates then?

VTAE
soulmates aren't chosen, they just exist 😌🖐🏻

VTAE
you gotta like connect

VTAE
vibe with each other

JINSEOKJEON
very wise words taehyung we approve

JKAY
HA SO SEOK AND I ARE SOULMATES 😛😛😛

HOBIWOBI
man ...

HOBIWOBI
👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦯

VTAE
that reminds me

VTAE
do you guys mind sending pictures of yourselves?

VTAE
i do not have the patience to look at your twitter accs

VTAE
starting with namjoon

VTAE
for no reason at all

HOBIWOBI
i can only guess as to why you would want to start off with him 🗿

JIMINNIE
keep guessing 😁

NAMJOONIE
eh I've been meaning to post on twt anyhow

NAMJOONIE
how does this look?

NAMJOONIE

JIMINNIE
holy fuck

JIMINNIE
i am 🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️

JIMINNIE
god clearly has favorites and for what

NAMJOONIE
i don't believe in god

HOBIWOBI
i shouldn't be laughing rn

JKAY
SJFJJDKAS SHUT UP FANPAGE

HOBIWOBI
I-

JKAY
my turn 😛😛

JINSEOKJEON

JIMINNIE
did you seriously ask jin to take a picture of you and send it to the gc🧍🏻‍♀️

JKAY
yes what about it 😛🤥

JKAY
he should have a collection of my pictures 😛

JINSEOKJEON
i do

HOBIWOBI
okay simp

JIMINNIE

NAMJOONIE
you have a beautiful smile jimin

JIMINNIE
shut up before i cuff you

NAMJOONIE
what?

JIMINNIE
nothing

JIMINNIE
thank you namjoon for your kind compliment

NAMJOONIE
you have to appreciate beauty when you see it right?

JIMINNIE
i'm gonna combust

JIMINNIE
🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️

HOBIWOBI
calm down jimin, he's straight

VTAE

VTAE
i asked yoongi to take a picture of me ☺️

VTAE
i'm with him right now

VTAE
don't worry, he's not seeing the messages, you're fine

JIMINNIE
don't be shy show him the text messages with the rat ☺️☺️☺️☺️

HOBIWOBI
unlike you, tae has respect so stfu

VTAE
you don't have to send a picture if you don't want to hoseok

VTAE
i know how you look like

HOBIWOBI
thank you tae

HOBIWOBI
i love you sm 🥺❤️

JIMINNIE
🤢

VTAE
guys yoongi said he "lowkey" wants to join the gc

JKAY
AYO SAY LESS I GOT HIM 😛😛😛

HOBIWOBI
DAMN IT JUNGKOOK FUCKING HOLD ON A SEC

NAMJOONIE
wait kook

NAMJOONIE
hoseok and yoongi were a thing remember?

NAMJOONIE
if you add him, we have to call seok something else

HOBIWOBI
i told yoongi to call me jay

JIMINNIE
wtf you've texted him

HOBIWOBI
hey he texted ME

JIMINNIE
and you continued the conversation 🤨

HOBIWOBI
what else was i supposed to do

JIMINNIE
die 😀🔪

VTAE
jimin relax

VTAE
he's got a point. why would a min yoongi fanpage ignore yoongi?

VTAE
makes no sense

JIMINNIE
😒😒😒

JINSEOKJEON
so jay it is then

JINSEOKJEON
this better not blow up in our faces

NAMJOONIE
if it does i'm blaming your l-word

HOBIWOBI
i have no say in this do i?

HOBIWOBI
😔😔😔

JKAY
no 😛❤️

@jkay has added @sugayoonie to mah sexci whores 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

SUGAYOONIE
hey guys :)

a/n: and so it begins. please don't take the het jokes seriously, they're all jokes i promise 🥲 i need it for jimin and namjoon's development alright 😔

i love taehyung. that's all i have to say.

i need to make these shorter. i get used to seeing the numbers being so low but bc of the layout, it looks like it's a lot more.

thank you for reading ❤️