JIMINNIE
hi :D

JKAY
HELLO JIN'S BESTIE

NAMJOONIE
lol hey

HOBIWOBI
fuck this shit, i'm out

JIMINNIE
what the—

@hobiwobi has left ma sexci whores 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

JIMINNIE
was it something i said?

JIMINNIE
:(

JKAY
you didn't do anything wrong :(

NAMJOONIE
yeah, he's just an ass

JKAY
LET ME ADD THAT WHORE RIGHT BACK HE GOTTA STOP DOIN DAT ISTG

@jkay added @hobiwobi to ma sexci whores 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

HOBIWOBI
MFER STOP ADDING ME BACK ION WANNA BE HERE

JIMINNIE
what did i do to you?

HOBIWOBI
you exist

HOBIWOBI
that's enough for me

JINSEOKJEON
HEY!

JIMINNIE
i literally just breathed

JIMINNIE
why does he have it out for me 😔💔

JIMINNIE
be right back i'm gonna ask tae for cuddles

HOBIWOBI
don't come back

JKAY
y u gotta b liek dat bro?

JKAY
jimin's just trying to b nice

JKAY
ure bein an asshole

JKAY
i'll kill you 🐡

JKAY

HOBIWOBI
yea and i asked you guys not to add him 😀😀😀😀

HOBIWOBI
y'all ignored my ass

NAMJOONIE
you're being irrational

NAMJOONIE
stop being mean

HOBIWOBI
MEAN ?!

HOBIWOBI

JKAY
stop being mean to jimin

JKAY
or it's on sight 🐡🐡🐡🐡

JIMINNIE
alright, i'm back

JINSEOKJEON
please tell me tae's not trying to fight anyone right now

JIMINNIE
🧍🏻‍♀️

JIMINNIE
whoever the person is, they're on thin ice

JIMINNIE
TAE'S WORDS NOT MINE

JKAY
who's tae 👁👁

JKAY
omg we could add him to the gc 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

HOBIWOBI
no

HOBIWOBI
that's a stupid idea

JIMINNIE
tae said maybe later

JIMINNIE
he's looking through my screen rn

JKAY
oMG YOS

JKAY
more whores 😍🐡🐡🐡🐡

JKAY
👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

HOBIWOBI
why am i still here

JIMINNIE
idk why are you

JIMINNIE
just leave

JINSEOKJEON
he's still a friend

JINSEOKJEON
and you'll see him when we go

JINSEOKJEON
these fuckers all live together

HOBIWOBI
i'll book a flight to hawaii 😍😍😍

JKAY
no you won't ❤️

NAMJOONIE
^

JIMINNIE
tell that hobiwobi fucker that to stay the fuck away from me when we get there, k?

JIMINNIE
i can already tell we aren't going to get along

HOBIWOBI
fine by me, i'll social distance

JIMINNIE
HUH

JIMINNIE
DUDE HOW DO YOU ALREADY HAVE IT OUT FOR ME?

JIMINNIE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME

HOBIWOBI
good.

HOBIWOBI
don't.

HOBIWOBI
your name shouldn't be in my mouth anyways.

JKAY
DA PERIODS

JKAY
DA PUNCTUATION

JKAY
OH HE ANGY ANGY

JKAY

NAMJOONIE

JINSEOKJEON
oh boy here we go

JINSEOKJEON
this was something i did not miss

JIMINNIE
????

JIMINNIE
what's that supposed to mean?

HOBIWOBI
seokjin...

JIMINNIE
wait, why are you even friends with a fan page?

JIMINNIE
of my best friend no less

JIMINNIE
kinda uncomfy about this

JIMINNIE
mostly bc this kid has it out for me

JIMINNIE
BUT STILL

JIMINNIE
that's weird 🧍🏻‍♀️

JIMINNIE
very sus

JIMINNIE

HOBIWOBI
KID?

HOBIWOBI
do i LOOK like a fucking kid to you?

HOBIWOBI
do i SOUND like a fucking kid to you?

HOBIWOBI
i'm older than you show some fucking respect

JIMINNIE
can it, grandpa

JKAY
i just sit back and observe

JKAY
the sexual tension between you two

NAMJOONIE
^

HOBIWOBI
i-

JIMINNIE
finish the sentence don't be shy ☺️🔪

JINSEOKJEON
alright that's enough

JIMINNIE
i got more where that came from

HOBIWOBI
oh, bring it on shortie i'm not scared of you

JINSEOKJEON
I SAID

JINSEOKJEON
THAT'S ENOUGH

JINSEOKJEON
JIMIN I CAN LITERALLY HEAR YOU PUNCHING THE WALL RIGHT NOW

JINSEOKJEON
AND TAE TELLING YOU TO CALM DOWN

JIMINNIE
tae has me restrained 😀😀

HOBIWOBI
as he should

HOBIWOBI
you're a menace to society

JIMINNIE
tell the grandpa to stop then

JIMINNIE
literally, how are you friends with such shitty people?

JKAY
uh,, dat doesn't include joon nd me right?

JKAY
we haven't done anything except breathe

NAMJOONIE
^^

JINSEOKJEON
you guys are fine don't worry

JINSEOKJEON
but please

JINSEOKJEON
hoseok, you know better than this

JKAY

NAMJOONIE

JINSEOKJEON
aw fuck

JKAY
f

NAMJOONIE
f

JIMINNIE
HOLD ON

JIMINNIE
HOLD THE FUCK UP

HOBIWOBI
JIN WHAT THE FUCK MAN

@hobiwobi has left mah sexci whores 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

JKAY
HE LEFT LMAOOOSFJGKHFFDJSKLG

JKAY
let me add him back

JKAY
again 🙄🙄🙄

@jkay added @hobiwobi to mah sexci whores 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

HOBIWOBI
i'm deadass about to block every single one of you

JIMINNIE
YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING

HOBIWOBI
STOP ADDING ME BACK FOR FUCKS SAKE

JIMINNIE
YOU BEST BE PLAYING WITH ME RIGHT NOW

HOBIWOBI
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE

JIMINNIE
I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE HOSEOK WE KNEW

HOBIWOBI
JIN IMA MURDER YOU ISTG

JIMINNIE
I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE BITCH THAT LEFT MY BEST FRIEND HANGING AT THE ALTAR.

HOBIWOBI
it's not

JIMINNIE
BULLSHIT

JIMINNIE
SEOKJIN'S LOOKING AT ME ALL GUILTY RIGHT NOW

JIMINNIE
I'M GOING TO TELL YOONGI

JIMINNIE
ITS BEEN THREE YEARS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

JIMINNIE
AND YOU'RE A FUCKING FAN ACCOUNT

JIMINNIE
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

JIMINNIE
I'M FUCKING TELLING YOONGI RIGHT NOW

HOBIWOBI
jimin don't do it

HOBIWOBI
please.

JIMINNIE
don't tell the guy you ditched, my best friend, that you exist and that you clearly have no fucking regret leaving considering you have a FAN ACCOUNT FOR HIM

JIMINNIE
do you know how FUCKED up that is?

JIMINNIE
UH

JIMINNIE
I KNOW DAMN WELL JIN ISN'T BLOCKING MY EXIT

JIMINNIE
AND I KNOW DAMN WELL TAE ISN'T HOLDING ME HOSTAGE TOO

JIMINNIE
BITCHES MOVE

JINSEOKJEON
hey, i agree with you, 100%

JINSEOKJEON
what do you think i've been telling him all this time?

JINSEOKJEON
however

JINSEOKJEON
hoseok has his reasons

JINSEOKJEON
and no matter how angry you are

JINSEOKJEON
it should be hoseok who should come clean

JINSEOKJEON
not you

HOBIWOBI
thank you, jin

HOBIWOBI
you have my heart 😔❤️

JINSEOKJEON
ew, take it back i don't want it

JIMINNIE
i'll take it

JIMINNIE
and crush it with my fucking hands

JIMINNIE
so you can be heartbroken

JIMINNIE
and die 🥰😍

HOBIWOBI
if you can reach, sure

HOBIWOBI
n e guays, gotta blast now

HOBIWOBI
some of us got shit to do

JIMINNIE
mOTHERFUCKER

JIMINNIE

a/n: kinda down 😗✌🏻 fuck essays and shit but here's another chap bc it boosted my serotonin a bit

(updated of 14/11/2020 ^ it's the way i'm currently procrastinating on an essay rn)

yoongi's being introduced next chap and we 😔💔 yoongi best boi alright ?