HOPESEOK
where tf were you?

JINSEOKJEON
oh my god hoseok you won't fucking believe my luck

HOPESEOK
sigh

JINSEOKJEON
did you just sigh at me? through text?

HOPESEOK
yea n what about it

JINSEOKJEON
you ugly whore

HOPESEOK
let's hear the excuses this time 

JINSEOKJEON
I SWEAR THEY'RE NOT EXCUSES I'M TELLING YOU LIFE HATES ME

HOPESEOK
mhm

JINSEOKJEON
no seriously

HOPESEOK
okay 

JINSEOKJEON
i went to get gifts for jungkook 

HOPESEOK
well that's sweet i guess

JINSEOKJEON
YEAH AND THEN I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC 

HOPESEOK
tough

JINSEOKJEON
i hate you

HOPESEOK
why didn't you text jungkook you'd be late? 

JINSEOKJEON
you won't believe me, hoseok 

HOPESEOK
try me

JINSEOKJEON
my phone died just as i was about to text jungkook

HOPESEOK
yeah ur right i don't believe that

JINSEOKJEON
IM SERIOUS 

HOPESEOK
me too

JINSEOKJEON
it isn't my fault 😭

HOPESEOK
hear yourself

HOPESEOK
like literally listen to what you just told me

HOPESEOK
read everything you said

JINSEOKJEON
I'M NOT KIDDING 

HOPESEOK
so you went to the store

HOPESEOK
bought stuff for jk as you should 

HOPESEOK
but while doing that you got stuck in traffic

HOPESEOK
then you were gonna text jk as you should

HOPESEOK
but your phone suddenly died?

JINSEOKJEON
okay when you put it like that 

HOPESEOK
yeah

HOPESEOK
you see why i can't take you seriously

HOPESEOK
NAH CUZ LEMME TELL YOONGI RIGHT NOW

HOPESEOK
AND TAE

HOPESEOK
and SEE WHAT THEY THINK OF IT 

JINSEOKJEON
oh my god

HOPESEOK
MATTER OF FACT LEMME TELL EVERYONE 

HOPESEOK
YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST FUCKER ALIVE 

HOPESEOK
and you were talking about how jungkook's like a child

HOPESEOK
AND YOU PULL UP WITH THIS SHIT

HOPESEOK
THIS IS GOLD 😭😭😭

JINSEOKJEON
if you aren't going to help me fix things i'm done speaking to you

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HOPESEOK
YALL I WISH I WAS JOKING RN BUT BEAR WITH ME AS I EXPLAIN

JIMINNIE
this better be good 

HOPESEOK
shut up 

HOPESEOK
so anyways

HOPESEOK
y'all know how this dumb bitch messed up with jungkook

HOPESEOK
they were supposed to meet earlier today

HOPESEOK
JUNGKOOK WAITED FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH HE SAID HE WOULDN'T

HOPESEOK
WAITED TEN MINUTES

HOPESEOK
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS GUY HAS AN EXCUSE

JINSEOKJEON
he waited?

HOPESEOK
JIN WENT TO BUY SOME GIFTS FOR JK

HOPESEOK
GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC 

HOPESEOK
AND HIS PHONE DIED SO HE COULDN'T CONTACT ANYONE

VTAE
oh my god

JIMINNIE
...jin?

NAMJOONIE 
that is very convenient 

JIMINNIE
wonderful insight babe this is why i love that big smart brain of yours 🥰

NAMJOONIE
huh

JIMINNIE
nothing

SUGAYOONIE
jin couldn't you come up with something better?

HOPESEOK
wait, the parking lot was full 

HOPESEOK
how'd you manage to find a parking space

HOPESEOK
oh my god DON'T TELL ME 

HOPESEOK
DID YOU PARK BETWEEN THIS RED CAR AND WHITE CAR

JINSEOKJEON
oddly specific but yes

HOPESEOK
NO PLZ 

HOPESEOK
THAT'S WHERE I WAS PARKED

JINSEOKJEON
huh

HOPESEOK
with jungkook

HOPESEOK
he was scared that he would show up late, so we went there EARLY

HOPESEOK
good thing too bc parking was INSANE

HOPESEOK
turns out he had nothing to worry about considering YOU were the one late 

HOPESEOK
you literally took the parking spot that jk and i were in

VTAE
that's a major f 

JIMINNIE
f

NAMJOONIE
f

SUGAYOONIE
f

VTAE
f

HOPESEOK
f

JINSEOKJEON
i wanna have a word with fate because there's no way this can happen to me

JIMINNIE
i mean, fate let hoseok ditch yoongi on their wedding day so ig fate lets everything fucking happen

HOPESEOK
ayo this ain't about me and yoongi rn

JIMINNIE
okay but what are you guys right now then 😐

SUGAYOONIE
jimin...

VTAE
no fr the whole world wants to know

NAMJOONIE
^

HOPESEOK
yoongi and i have mutually decided to exist in each other's company

JIMINNIE
you should social distance from him instead 😁

HOPESEOK
sorry shortie i'm going to be here for a while

JIMINNIE
that's so ugly of you

JIMINNIE
exist somewhere else

SUGAYOONIE
JIMIN IT'S FINE

SUGAYOONIE
it's in the past.

SUGAYOONIE
he's here now. that's what matters

HOPESEOK
i don't deserve him 😔

JIMINNIE
we know

NAMJOONIE
he doesn't deserve anyone honestly 

JIMINNIE
HAND IN MARRIAGE RIGHT NOW PLEASE SIR

NAMJOONIE
huh

JIMINNIE
you heard me 

NAMJOONIE
you'd have to get my parents' blessings first

JIMINNIE
all i'm hearing is that you're not opposed to it 😏😳😏😏

JINSEOKJEON
are y'all seeing this rn

VTAE
so is it time for a ship name

HOPESEOK
love is in the air fr fr 

HOPESEOK
who woulda thought

HOPESEOK
well seokjin can't relate :D

JINSEOKJEON
i'll murder you

SUGAYOONIE
no seriously 

SUGAYOONIE
are you going to fix everything

SUGAYOONIE
you're texting us right now

SUGAYOONIE
but are you texting him ?

JINSEOKJEON
can't 

HOPESEOK
why not

JINSEOKJEON
i may or may not be blocked :)

HOPESEOK
RIGHT YOU CALLED IT QUITS TO HIM LMAO

HOPESEOK
i'll see if tae and i get him to meet you somewhere without telling i guess

JINSEOKJEON
you guess?

VTAE
well i don't think he wants to see you so we should prolly trick him

SUGAYOONIE
jungkook might get mad at you guys

VTAE
a small price to pay for the fixing of relationships 

SUGAYOONIE
do you want to ?

JINSEOKJEON
yeah i do

HOPESEOK
if he didn't all the money he spent would go down the drain

VTAE
if only he'd communicated

JINSEOKJEON
I WANTED TO 

JIMINNIE
yeah but your phone magically ran out of battery we know 🥱🥱🥱

NAMJOONIE
🥱🥱🥱🥱

SUGAYOONIE
aw he probably did run out of battery doe 😔😔😔

HOPESEOK
everyone point and laugh

JINSEOKJEON
hoseok i'm literally going to run you over

JINSEOKJEON
we'll see who's laughing then 😐

SUGAYOONIE
hey there let's not threaten hoseok like this or he'll leave again 😢

HOPESEOK
SIR

HOPESEOK
you keep at it and i will in fact yeet myself away

SUGAYOONIE
i wouldn't be surprised considering you left me at the altar two years ago 🧍🏻‍♀️

HOPESEOK
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

JIMINNIE
this is what i needed 😏✋🏻

JIMINNIE
KEEP AT IT BESTIE YOU'RE DOING GREAT 

JINSEOKJEON
everyone point and laugh

HOPESEOK
this is bullying 😪

a/n: MAN WAS I GIGGLING WHILE WRITING THIS CHAPTER AH MY SEROTONIN LEVELS WERE OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS AHAHAHAH PLEASE IDK HOW I COME UP WITH THESE THINGS THAT HURT BUT HERE WE ARE AHAHAHAHA

how we doing on this fine evening 😼✋🏻

so y'all ever notice how namjoon always responds after jimin does 😳😏😳😳

love you <3