SUGAYOONIE
hey jay

HOBIWOBI
hey yoongi!!!

SUGAYOONIE
what no keyboard smash today ?

HOBIWOBI
well i

HOBIWOBI
i um

SUGAYOONIE
relax i'm only kidding

SUGAYOONIE
how's jimin behaving

HOBIWOBI
jimin?

HOBIWOBI
oh right! they're here 🧍🏻‍♀️

SUGAYOONIE
yeah and i miss jimin already 😞😞

SUGAYOONIE
you don't sound too happy about it

HOBIWOBI
oh i just forgot haha

HOBIWOBI
i've been kinda busy

SUGAYOONIE
hey that's understandable ☺️

SUGAYOONIE
have you been working or smth?

HOBIWOBI
it's not really like it's a job, but i do teach dance classes every now and then

SUGAYOONIE
that sounds so fun ☺️

SUGAYOONIE
what do you teach them?

HOBIWOBI
depends on the class

HOBIWOBI
it can range from hip hop to contemporary and they made me teach ballet this one time even tho i know nothing of ballet 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

HOBIWOBI
they were kinda like "oh shit you can dance you must know everything"

HOBIWOBI
is cool tho. you do anything for paychecks you know?

SUGAYOONIE
of course, that's how we all start

SUGAYOONIE
are you good at dancing?

SUGAYOONIE
jimi dances maybe you two could bond over that !

HOBIWOBI
jimi?

SUGAYOONIE
i call jimin that at times 😚

HOBIWOBI
we love that for you two 😊😊

HOBIWOBI
and maybe

HOBIWOBI
if he doesn't rip my head off, maybe 🧍🏻‍♀️

SUGAYOONIE
jimi's so sweet he wouldn't rip your head off 😔

SUGAYOONIE
he's too short anyhow

HOBIWOBI
aren't you two the same height 🗿🗿🗿

SUGAYOONIE
eye-

SUGAYOONIE
that's besides the point 🙄🖐🏻

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI
this me rn i hope you understand 😔✊🏻

SUGAYOONIE
you're a...dog with mascara running down your eyes?

SUGAYOONIE
and long eyelashes?

SUGAYOONIE
where did this come from ?

HOBIWOBI
yes

HOBIWOBI
i hope you understand 😏😏

HOBIWOBI
oh fuck wrong emojis

HOBIWOBI
ORETEND YOU AITN SEE RHAT

SUGAYOONIE
are you okay?

HOBIWOBI
NOWRRIESIM FIEN

SUGAYOONIE
uh

SUGAYOONIE
you doing alright there, buddy?

HOBIWOBI
ISED AIM FEN LAVE EM ALOENJFJFJSKAKA

SUGAYOONIE
well there's the keyboard smash i was missing

SUGAYOONIE
you're malfunctioning aren't you

SUGAYOONIE
why 👁👄👁

SUGAYOONIE
blink twice if you need help

SUGAYOONIE
wait you can't do that i won't be able to see

SUGAYOONIE
wait i got it!

SUGAYOONIE
send two dots if you are in need of assistance!

HOBIWOBI
....

SUGAYOONIE
you're in need of double help?

HOBIWOBI
WAIT NOLMAODJFBKSKAHD

SUGAYOONIE
then why send four dots

HOBIWOBI
bc pemdas 😼😼😼😼

HOBIWOBI
cancels out 2 and 2 😎😎😎

HOBIWOBI
makes zero

HOBIWOBI
nada

HOBIWOBI
zilch

HOBIWOBI
0

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI
i got that 148 iq you know what im saying

SUGAYOONIE
no not at all 

SUGAYOONIE
i'm confused

SUGAYOONIE
isn't 2+2 4?

HOBIWOBI
it's zero cuz it cancels out

HOBIWOBI
get with it the program yoongi!

HOBIWOBI
i shouldn't be having to explain this to you 🙄

SUGAYOONIE
so you're okay then?

HOBIWOBI
FBXKCBBZYDSNA yoongi im fine

SUGAYOONIE
you could have just said that—

HOBIWOBI
i jus felt a bit embarrassed cuz i used the wrong emoji 😞😞😞😞

SUGAYOONIE
awwww jay don't be embarrassed

SUGAYOONIE
we all make mistakes

SUGAYOONIE
trust me i've made a lot in my day

HOBIWOBI
yeah i know

HOBIWOBI
we're all humans blah blah blah make mistakes blah

HOBIWOBI
that's not gonna stop me from feeling embarrassed 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

HOBIWOBI

SUGAYOONIE
wait no come back

SUGAYOONIE
i like talking to you

SUGAYOONIE
come back sir 😔🥺

HOBIWOBI
AFKGJSJSJAHDHSJ WHY ARE YOU SO CUTENTSIRJSJKASB STOOOOP

HOBIWOBI
I AM MALFUNCTIONING NOWHTHJSJRBSJAJ

HOBIWOBI
U USED THE POUT EMOJI NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

HOBIWOBI
IM DEVASTATED RN DONT TALK TO ME

SUGAYOONIE
i'm sorry for causing this malfunction 😔

SUGAYOONIE
here

SUGAYOONIE

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI
PASSING AWAY NOW

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI

HOBIWOBI
god really has favorites AND FOR WHAT

HOBIWOBI
YOURE THE PRETTIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE WTF WHY CANT I BE LAS PRETTY AS
YOUANGBDJKAHFJS

HOBIWOBI
DISCRIMINATION

HOBIWOBI
HATE CRIME

SUGAYOONIE
damn i really didn't help did i 😅😅

HOBIWOBI
you helped tear me to pieces and that's perfectly okay

HOBIWOBI
it's my fault for being whole to begin with 

HOBIWOBI
🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️

HOBIWOBI
i am but someone who you can just rip apart, step on, and annihilate with your beauty

HOBIWOBI
run me over and i'll apologize for getting in your way

HOBIWOBI
🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️

SUGAYOONIE
what goes on

SUGAYOONIE
👁👄👁

HOBIWOBI
SSJFHJAKS I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT

HOBIWOBI
i forget that im talking to a celebrity and not one of my friends

HOBIWOBI
sorry that's how i talk 😔😔🖐🏻

SUGAYOONIE
it's okay

SUGAYOONIE
i'm glad you can talk to me like a friend though !

SUGAYOONIE
makes me feel normal here 😁

HOBIWOBI
i shall talk to you as if you were one of my friends then 😌👍🏻

SUGAYOONIE
ooh fun!

SUGAYOONIE
also, just as a favor, can you not upload anything i send you?

SUGAYOONIE
wouldn't want people to start sending you death threats or anything 😅😅

HOBIWOBI
oh yea, no worries

HOBIWOBI
your selfies are safe with me

HOBIWOBI
i'll just love them from a distance 😌😌😌

SUGAYOONIE
thank you jay!

SUGAYOONIE
you're the best ☺️❤️

HOBIWOBI

a/n: don't you just love yoongi? like if you don't get yourself checked bc that's not right and your opinion is invalidated 😊❤️

in other news:

i love sope 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i just think that sope.

thank you for coming to my ted talk