With the dance finally over, Sekai thought that he could relax (and possibly ditch the host club).
They, however, had different plans.
"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE PHYSICAL EXAMS?!" Tamaki yelled, melting into a puddle of insecurity on the floor.
Sekai started to get a mop, grinning, when Tamaki quickly stood back up, glaring at Sekai.
"Relax," Kyoya said, rolling his eyes, smirking, and adjusting his glasses all in one fluid, practiced motion. "We just have to come up with a plan."
***
Their plan, of course, was awful. Tamaki planned on throwing on a wig to look like Haruhi, and he was going to make Mori put on a wig to impersonate Sekai. (Honey, they decided, was too short, the twins wouldn't participate and risk being separated, and Kyoya couldn't live without his glasses.)
Sekai had just let them make all their preparations, lounging on the couch while they doodled on white boards.
When the physical exam itself actually came, Tamaki's plan swiftly failed, but the doctors had reserved a private room for Haruhi and Sekai.
"Mr. Ootori informed us of your circumstances. Please, change in here, and we'll send in a doctor shortly."
Sekai smiled at the nurse and went in. He had no sooner begun to consider how the heck he was supposed to get himself out of this mess when in came a strange man.
"Heyyy," Sekai drawled, staring at him. "You a perv?"
The man spun upon hearing Sekai's voice and ran to his, putting his hand over Sekai's mouth and pushing him against the wall. The man's eyes were wide with panic and adrenaline, but Sekai was rather calm.
"I'm not dangerous, I swear!" the man beseeched, but just then, the doors flew open, revealing the host club.
Their eyes widened as they saw an older man roughly forcing Sekai against the wall, his hand over "her" mouth, restraining "her."
Immediately, they leapt into action, attacking the man and prying him off Sekai.
"My dear Sekai! Are you hurt?!" Tamaki cried out, caressing Sekai's face.
"Whatever gave you that idea?" Sekai asked, cocking his head, and Tamaki noticed that the top button of Sekai's uniform was undone.
"Sekai!! That man assaulted you! He would have tried to take advantage of your virginity had we not leapt to your rescue!!"
With that, Sekai burst out laughing and bent over.
Tamaki, now nervous about Sekai's mental state, turned to Kyoya while the other host club members checked on Haruhi and gave some dramatic spiel to the man. "Kyoya!! I think Sekai is in shock! She's having a nervous breakdown! Quickly, we need to lay her down!" With Kyoya's assistance, Tamaki managed to force Sekai to lay down, but it took a few minutes to get him to stop laughing.
By that point, the nurse had completely forgotten that they had to do Sekai's physical entirely, and he managed to escape once again with the host club still firmly believing that he was of the female gender.