Between losing his girlfriend to work and losing her girlfriend because she sleeps all day, Sasuke is becoming more and more frustrated with their relationship. It's not that he's fallen out of love with [Name], no, he'd never do that, but never getting to see her wears him down every day.

One day she'll say she has a day off, then the next moment she's called in for work and their planned date is canceled. It's back and forth with this girl all the damn time.

So when [Name] finally calls Sasuke up to tell him she's off tomorrow, he doesn't truly believe her.

"Are you sure?" Sasuke huffs over the phone. He sits cross-legged on his bed, flipping through his textbook. "Are you sure you're off tomorrow? Or is this just another false alarm?"

"Sasuke, what are you talking about? I'm off. I told you I don't have to come into work," [Name] replies.

Sasuke switches ears, his eyebrows pinched together. "Yeah, you say that all the time! And when I schedule a date, you're suddenly called into work five minutes before I pick you up!"

He hears her sigh, her tone turning soft. "I'm sorry about all of that. But understand that it's a family-owned business, and I'm their only nonfamily employee."

Sasuke is still salty. He feels as though [Name] is always making excuses for them. It's dishonorable to give someone a glimmer of hope, a possible day off, and then rip it all away to work for 8 hours.

"If you wanted to get away from me, then just break up with me already. I hate not seeing you, and this doesn't feel like a relationship anymore," Sasuke grumbles his honest feelings. "I have to go see you in the dead of night when you're already sleeping, or I have to sit and wait for you at work until you get a lunch break, just to spend some time with you."

Again, [Name] apologizes, but it's not enough for him.

"No. I need you to promise that, if they call you tomorrow, you decline. I need you to do that or just break up with me cause I can't do this anymore."

[Name] breathes a heavy sigh. He's giving her an ultimatum, and she has to give in, or else she'll lose the love of her life. "Sasuke, you're being ridiculous, but I understand. I won't go in, and I promise to say no when they ask me to come in."

His mood lifts, but he knows that if she doesn't follow through with her promise, it'll crush him.

"I'm sorry I haven't been making a lot of time for you," [Name] apologizes for the third time. "I didn't know my boyfriend needed my attention so much. You're like a baby!"

"Yeah, well," Sasuke sputters, trying to think of a good comeback. "Well, I'm your baby. And baby needs attention!"

She hums, a giggle behind her voice. "Hm. I see that."

Sasuke pouts, flipping the page of his textbook to find a specific mathematical formula. "So, I'll see you tomorrow?"

She nods, even though she knows Sasuke can't see it. "Yep! And tomorrow, baby will have all of my attention."

...

Tomorrow comes, and Sasuke is beyond excited. He cleaned his room, prepared snacks, and Itachi even gave him a box of condoms, saying Sasuke is all pent up and [Name's] been gone too long. Of course, this is a joke, but Sasuke takes it seriously and hits Itachi on the head.

When [Name] arrived via bike, Sasuke is lounging in the living room, TV blasting a movie. Knowing the door is unlocked, [Name] enters the house, sweat on her brow from the heat outside.

"Sasuke! I'm here!" She calls, to which Sasuke calls back a hello, and she follows his voice. She finds him on the couch, still in his pajamas--- a white tank top and grey sweatpants.

She saddles next to him, leaning in to kiss his cheek.

"Hi baby," she greets, and he pulls her close for a kiss on the lips. The table before them is laid out with popcorn, drinks, chips, and a box of condoms Sasuke neglected to put away.

[Name] instantly notices them. "Sasuke, what are those?"

His face goes up in flames, and he sputters out an answer. "Wha--- well--- Itachi gave those to me! I wasn't going to use them, it was a total accident!"

She cracks a smile and coughs out a laugh. "So, you weren't planning anything, right?"

"No!" He confesses, and it's the truth. He doesn't feel like their relationship is ready for sex. They're still too young, just got out of high school, freshman college students. They just entered the real world. Plus, sex will only complicate their already complicated relationship.

"You know," [Name] starts, glancing her eyes around. "We haven't gone farther than a boob grab and a few steamy kisses."

Sasuke swallows thickly. His mind changes like a traffic light. The once red light is flashing green. "My parents aren't home, and the only one here is Itachi. I'm sure he won't bother us."

"Oh, really? He got a girl of his own up there?" She jokes.

"Hm? I don't know! He could be jerking off for all I care!" Sasuke dismisses the question quickly to move back to the topic at hand: is [Name] giving the green light for sex. "Are you saying you want to go further?"

[Name] shrugs. "It's been a year and a couple months, and most couples have sex within a few months. Some wait until marriage, and some married couples find out their partner can't sexually please them. I don't want to end up like that."

Sasuke takes all this information in and nods. "So, you want to try?"

"At least let's go slow. I love you, and well, it's not like we're gonna be giving head to each other right away. We have to feel one another out, see what we like and don't like."

Itachi appears out of nowhere from behind the couch. "Are you two talking about sex?!"

The couple jumps away from one another, Sasuke screaming. Itachi smirks and nods his head towards the box of condoms.

"Soo, you're going to use the condoms, Sasuke?" Itachi jokes. "You're finally growing up, my baby brother!"

Itachi reaches to pinch Sasuke's cheeks, but he smacks Itachi's hands away. "Would you stop?!"

[Name] sighs, gripping Itachi's ear. "Yes, big bro, we're talking about sex, but we're not going all the way."

Itachi laughs and pulls his head away. He trusts them enough to not be too kinky.

"All right, all right. I won't bother you two. And you, Sasuke," Itachi points to his little brother. "Eat her out, women love that."

The ever-mysterious Itachi Uchiha disappears into the west wing of the house.

[Name] watches Itachi leave before refocusing on Sasuke.

"So, did you want to start now? Or late--"

Sasuke cuts her off before she can finish. "Now!"

He sweeps her off her feet and escapes to the east wing to his room.

Something steamy is about to begin.

...

A/N: Let's talk about...sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. UwU 💕