[WARNING: THIS INCLUDES SPOILERS!!! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE FINISHED ALL THE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG SEASON 2 EPISODES!!! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!]

I know this isn't technically related to this story, I just had MLB stuck in the brain and wanted to do this. I wrote this as how I think Reader-chan and Ami would react while watching the episodes, so while I don't hate hate any characters, there will be opinions that you may not agree with.

Also cursing, lots and lots of cursing (That's not really a surprise though).

Also, maybe a not so subtle reference or two to a certain movie that I'm 99.9% sure that everyone knows the ending to. But after finding out the hard way that there still are anime fans out their that haven't seen or heard about certain parts of Death Note, I should just leave a quick heads up.

Hope you enjoy!

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PART 1

(Y/N): Sh*t Hawkmoth! He's sending Akumas at like 5:00 am! Gabriel your son needs to sleep.

Ami: Haven't we stayed up till 5:00 am before? I remembered seeing the sun rise before, it hurt my eyes.

(Y/N): They have a life. We stay up late to watch anime. Not to swing around in a skin tight animal onesies, acting like magical girls.

Ami: Oh sh*t, you right...

Ami: ...We need lives

(Y/N): Yup.

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- Lila reappears -

(Y/N): Surprise b*tch!

Ami: ...I bet you thought you seen the last of me!

(Y/N): She lives! Where the f*ck was she for the last 24 episodes?!

Ami: Far, far away from the sacred love square...

(Y/N): Ami, Ami put your katana down... Ami no! The love square's cannon, calm down!

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(Y/N): I see Lila hasn't learned sh*t.

Ami: She's salty for no reason this time! And now she's akumatized again.

Ami: Oh look I'm Lila, and I hate Ladybug even though she apologized to me! Now me and my stupid sausage hair are going to put all of Paris in danger over a stupid petty grudge!

(Y/N): Are you sure you're not the one who's salty?

Ami: I'm just not a fan of Lila.

(Y/N): If any Lila fans come knocking down your door, you're on your own.

Ami: They can fight me! I'm ready for them!

(Y/N): You're just upset that she didn't turn out to be lesbian.

Ami: Noooooo....

Ami: ........

Ami: .....Maybe.....

~

- Fake Chat dies -

(Y/N): Ladybug...

Ami: B*tch, don't you dare do it...!

(Y/N): ... I don't feel so good...

Ami: Motherf********* -!!!!

(Y/N): I'm not sorry. Anyone who didn't think that when they saw this is either still in denial or real f*cking good at avoiding spoilers.

Ami: Why!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! My feelings!!!

(Y/N): Hawkmoth just left Lila on top of the Eiffel tower... He didn't even wait for her to get down.

Ami: Good. I hope she trips on her way down.

(Y/N): Need a bag for all that salt you're carrying~?

Ami: That's enough from you.

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- Marinette baking -

(Y/N): Those macaroons look like the pancakes you and Takumi tried to make.

Ami: OH MY GOSH THAT WAS ONE TIME!!! WE EVEN CLEANED THE KITCHEN FOR YOU!!! LET IT GO ALREADY!

(Y/N): Kinda hard to do that when I'm still finding black charcoal like pancake shards in random places in the kitchen.

Ami: Your demon cat makes it very difficult to do anything.

(Y/N): ....

Ami: Don't give me that look, you know it's true.

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- Scarlet Hawkmoth akumatizes a bunch of people -

(Y/N): Look at Adrien "Marinette is just a friend" Agreste, protecting Mari.

Ami: If they don't share at least a really heartwarming hug by the end of this season finale, I'm gonna stab a hoe.

(Y/N): Stay 50 feet away from me, please.

Ami: B*tch, I know you would stab a hoe too.

(Y/N): You right, you right.

(Y/N): ...And now multiple people are being akumatized at once.

Ami: So basically, team zag was reading people's fanfiction again.

(Y/N): Pretty much.

Ami: When will they read my fanfiction and turn it into an episode?!

(Y/N): I thought you only wrote really smutty yaoi and yuri fics?

Ami: I actually wrote this one MLB fic where this akumatized person turns Chat Noir into a girl, and then-!

(Y/N): STOP!! Stop! I don't want to know where this is going.

(Y/N): I think I know you a little too well to have an idea as to where this is going...

Ami: Fair point.

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Ami: Plagg just destroyed the ground by blowing gently on it...

Ami: I mean, it doesn't surprise me - he destroyed the Eiffel tower last time, and apparently killed all the dinosaurs - but I just realized that if was a thing your demon cat could do, I truly would be dead.

(Y/N): Kuroi wouldn't kill you...

(Y/N): ...At least, not without a reason.

Kuroi: Mew...

Ami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SH*T!!!!! F*CK THIS SH*T I'M OUT!!!!!

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- Ladybug gives Alya and Nino their miraculous -

(Y/N): AMI GET YOUR *SS OUT OF MY KITCHEN! THE REVEAL IS HAPPENING!!!

Ami: OMG!!! It's about time!!! Their finally going to- Wait! This is just Nino and Alya...

(Y/N): Yeah, they just revealed to each other that their both Rena Rouge and Carapace.

Ami: You *sshole! you got my hopes up!

(Y/N): But technically I wasn't lying. A reveal did happen.

Ami: That was f*cking dirty and you know it b*tch.

(Y/N): Love you too~!

~

-All the hero's watch Scarlet Hawkmoth talk to all the supervillans -

Ami: Ah!!!! It's happening!!! It's happening!!!

(Y/N): Stay calm! Stay f*cking calm!!!

(Y/N): The f*cking hype is real right now!!!

Ami: Wait! Wasn't this a two-parter?

- Credits play -

(Y/N) and Ami: Fuuuuuuuuuuu-!!!!!!!

PART 2

(Y/N): We're back from where we left off!

Ami: A f*cking cliffhanger!

(Y/N): And a week on having nothing but MLB on the brain.

Ami: Those bastards pulled a Danganronpa.

(Y/N): But no one died.

Ami: Not physically, they haven't.

(Y/N): Can I start the video now?

Ami: Yup!

(Y/N): Good.

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Ami: Squeeee!! They look so cool fighting together!!

(Y/N): MLB. Showing people that teamwork is actually cool. Along with soul eater, (kinda) Marvel, and just about every magical girl anime out there.

Ami: What about DC?

(Y/N): ......

(Y/N): .... Come back to me on that one when the original Teen Titans cartoon officially comes back.

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(Y/N): Rena Rouge just threw her flute like spear.

Ami: I was wondering the practicality of using a flute as a weapon besides, you know, smacking someone with it like a bat.

(Y/N): Flint Coal uses a trumpet as a weapon.

Ami: That's because its in RWBY. In RWBY, you can use a f*cking bowl as a weapon and it would still be practical.

(Y/N): good point.

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- Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Queen Bee get akumatized -

Ami: NOOO!!! It's only been 10 minutes!!! ...I think...

(Y/N): Rena Rage... Caraworse... Who the f*ck came up with those names?!

Ami: Why the f*ck came up with those names?!

(Y/N): I thought you were pretending that movie never existed.

Ami: I am. I just wanted to do that joke.

Ami: I *sniff* just refuse to believe that the ending was cannon... *sniff*

(Y/N): Um... There, there...

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- Ladybug and Chat Noir talking in the sewers -

Ami: Awww! My heart! Now if only they would just get married already.

(Y/N): I'd fangirling with you right now if wasn't so destracted by the fact that Adrien just put his bare hand on the dirty sewer wall.

Ami: B*tch, don't go ruining a good moment with reality!!

(Y/N): I'm just saying it like it is.

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- Ladybug and Chat Noir fight against Hawkmoth -

(Y/N): Sh*t hawkmoth! You don't care for the consequences. Way to potentially put your son's life at risk!

Ami: The b*tch is back!

(Y/N): No one cares!

Ami: Meanie!

(Y/N): Your pout doesn't scare me in the slightest. Nor does it guilt trip me.

Ami: Worth a shot.

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(Y/N): You know, I let it slide back in Robostus, but Hawkmoth is quite the fighter for someone who spends all his time indoors and refuses to leave the house.

Ami: Your quite the fighter for someone who spends her weekends on her couch watching anime.

(Y/N): I do kendo, self defense, and I leave the house... when I feel like it.

Ami: Oh sh*t... MLB needs backstories.

(Y/N): I know right?!

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(Y/N) and Ami: WAIT! YOU CAN STAY TRANSFORMED PAST FIVE MINUTES EVEN AFTER YOU USED YOUR SPECIAL POWER?!?!

(Y/N): I call BS!!!

Ami: That's not fair! Way to give the villain an advantage!

(Y/N): I was wondering how the f*ck the fights could go on for so long without him needing to change back.

Ami: Poor Nooroo must wait a long time just to get some food.

(Y/N): If I had to wait that long for food, I would have killed someone.

Ami: Same.

(Y/N) and Ami: ....

(Y/N): Those were fat people thoughts.

Ami: Yup.

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Ami: YES!!!! Their back!!!! Kick his *ss!!!

(Y/N): You know this isn't the last season right?

Ami: Oh sh*t! I almost forgot about that....

(Y/N): And there's also going to be a new super villain.

Ami: Wait, Mayura was supposed to show up in this episode isn't she?

- Mayura appears -

(Y/N): HA! I was right!

(Y/N): I told you Nathalie was Mayura!

Ami: Okay, so you were right... But Emilie still could have at least been the holder of the peacock miraculous.

(Y/N): I never said that wasn't a possibility. I just said that Nathalie was going to be Mayura, not Emilie.

Ami: I swear, season three is going to need a sh*t ton of backstories. I want answers, not just theories on YouTube that I'll probably stay up till 3 AM watching.

(Y/N): B*tch don't lie to yourself, you would probably stay up past 4 AM watching MLB theories on YouTube.

Ami: I don't want to know how you know that...

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- Marinette kisses Adrien on the cheek -

(Y/N) and Ami: *Incoherent, intense fangirling*

Ami: Thank you shipping gods!!!

(Y/N): I can die happily now!

Ami: It's about damn time we get an adrienette kiss! I don't care if it's only the cheek, it's still beautiful! I shall treasure this moment for as long I live!

(Y/N): ...And now we have to wait for season 3.

(Y/N): ......

Ami: ......

(Y/N) and Ami: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu-!

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So that was that. I'm sure you noticed that I've made a personal head-cannon that Reader-chan uses dark humor to cope with a character's death, no matter how much Ami hates it. Also, Reader-chan has banned Ami and Takumi from making pancakes, especially in her kitchen.

This was just for fun so hopefully you enjoyed it! Till next time!